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Just another day in the life of enjoi.

Warp to IX.. Kill an NPC Thron... Warp to VI... Kill a Thron. Yawn. Life in the sec raising business sure sucks ass I tell you. So i figure, hey, Fuck it. Lets get back to empire and gank some or something. Dock. Kit up. Got my raven and travel rig, Tanked to the balls, WCSx4 on my lows with a PDU II. This baby is ready for fun. Shit, almost forgot the FOF's in the high. Stock em up then I'm outta there.

The journey from LSC4-P is never uneventful, as fate has taught me. Never more than today. Two jumps Away from the MHC-R3 gateway system i hit a 14 ship mixed TunDragon Teddybear fleet. Ha oh joy, I now need to change the leathers in the Raven control seat. Never the less, I manage to warp away easy enough. I lead them a merry chase all the way to MHC, where a WOR member, who will remain un-named assisted me through via scouting gates. As i jump through the MHC gate into Harroule, I make a mental note to take down the guys pants who sold me the Insta Bm's.

Jumping into the 0.1 system is nothing new, so i let my trigger finger relax. Two phoons little over -1.0 Sec are approaching the gate, no known KOS locals, nothing is amiss. I uncloak And they lock me up. Ha. Bitches dont know who theyr messin with, obviously.
I hit the hardeners and lock back. My resistances are amazing. My boost rate is insane. MY launchers are loaded. They both open fire under the watchful sentries who dont even start ripping them up due to my citizen scaring security status. These guys have no respect from me. I hit the stop button and start to approach the Typhoon pilots, Raven lights ablaze, Seige engines warming. The FOF's do their work and start ripping them immediately.

Pissed off with the shitty 300+ hits that read on my scanner as the Dragon class Cruise FOF's hit them, I take a breather and reload to torps. Shields are still at a comfortable 70%. I break the first phoons tank and take him into structure. The splash creates ripples in the vaccum as they pound his hull. A smile creeps over my lips as I feel that surge of adrenalin that comes with power. The WOR member laughs his head off in local as i get smack talked to the high Heavens and back down to the Seventh circle of Hell. Ha. Caps a little low now, so I leave it, warp out and let them know that even though they had me scrammed, I /was/ in control of the situation, both in the fact I was WCS'ed and Kicking their small time asses. The flames in local are unbelievable. I tilt my head back and laugh hard. God damn. Best head back to Adirain and terrorize some other locals.
God Damn. Just another day I think to myself. Ha. Just another day.

Hope you folks enjoi the read, didnt take long but is highly amusing, and if ya like I can give ya the player names IG so you can send them mails lol.

Peace! We out! enjoi!


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Ander on :

You're crazy ^^ totally rutheless.

Teh Shaz on :

OMG SUCH A FUNNY PUN I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF. Hope you folks enjoi the read

all kidding aside, god story hope to link back up with you soon

Thorn on :

Slut! Hi.

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