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Woot first time post on eve pirate. My story starts out with me sitting in a system talking to someone in local when a corp comes in and this guy for what ever reason tells me to suck his co*k in local. So rather then petion it I put the vote in for a war dec


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Were about 12 hours from when the war dec goes active and the eve mails begin to fire off. The first one comes in to my ceo and as usall the care bare playbook is in full affect. This eve mail is from enrikka.

2007.12.08 07:51
Thank you for your random war dec, As this corp is about to join a nosec alliance I have notified the new corps involved and welcome this opportunity for some high sec pvp.

Ah the good ol were about to join an alliance. So I take the rains of the eve mailings and tell him that this was no random war dec and that he was there and he should know what his corp members are up to. So I get another mail from there ceo enrikka after reexplaning to him who it was and what happend.

2007.12.08 08:55
Yes i figured it was sykotoy, sadly hes a RL friend who has managed to get himself and others into endless trouble over many games not just eve. As you may imagine im not at all pleased with his actions nor do i condone them in the least. Ill speak with the corp directors as to possible action taken against him as if i act on my own it will possibly jeperdise our RL friendship. Syko has probably only left the hanger a handfull of times over his who eve experiance and i cant see that changing in the near future so war declaring to get a shot at him will only pertain to be a problem for a bunch of predominantly peacefull mission runners. I suggest in future if you want to repremand him it would be wise to inform ccp of his foul mouth. As to the problem at hand, if you drop the war declaration ill make Sykotoy pay you compensation, that should put a bitter taste in his mouth. Please consider this solution and get back to me.

So I offer up a price of 250mil to drop the war and if your keeping track of the playbook we have gone from there joing an alliance to whats the price. There ceo writes back

2007.12.08 09:15
I will need to shame him pretty bad to squeeze 250mil from him you never know. Ill send out a corp mail to do just that. IF everyone in corp knows what hes been up to you may just see your wallet flash yet. Let me say tho 250mil is probably a little steep for a sub 3mil sp noob to come up with but you can only try.

So ok somehead way. So I tell him that the war goes active in less then 12 hours and it would be wise of him to payup and we all logoff for the night. I get up this morning and see that I have some new mail and look at the wallet first and see that payment hasn't been made. I look at the mail and see that I have 2 from his corp. The first from there ceo.

2007.12.08 09:55
Hmm it seems Syko was right about you all along, truelly you do enjoy pole smoking im surpised you didnt take him up on his offer. As to finding me wherever i am i surely do believe you are more than competant at finding men wherever they are and proceeding to do vile things to them. Oh and by the way "wise" doesnt fit the context you used, you would be "Prudent" to finish your schooling.

So there CEO has steped down and handed it over to his RL friend Sykotoy and more sexual insults.

2007.12.08 10:55
As new CEO of Missionary stylers I would like to extend my hospitality and invite you once again to park yourself at my PLEASUE HUB and indulge yourself. It seems you have been most successful in chasing off the rest of the members, as undoubtably chasing MEMBERS is something your extremely good at. Im so glad weve become such close friends and im looking foward to spending time in your pleasant company.

So seems there corp members are jumping ship. So now the war is active and I'm not about to take a payoff now. I log for a few hours to prepare for tonight since there playing time is usally later. I log back in and find that one of his corp mates is on and I use my locator agent to track him down. My agent finds him and he is about 8 jumps away. I begin the journey to go find him. About 6 jumps into it I find him in system. He's on the move. I just jumped into system so I am reapproching the gate when he warps to the gate. I lock him and start to fire and move toward him. I am still to far away to use my warp scram and am closeing ground. I am now at 21km from him and into his armor and I am getting excited. He is in his megathron and he lining up to warp out. My teeth are grited and hope I can close the 1km range before he warps. DAMMMMMM he warps off.

The search begins. I start by going station to station and find nothing by the 3rd station. By now another corp mate is coming to join the party and we beging doing the gang fleet, wing, squad thing wich took me a bit to figure out because I had never done it before. As I am fussing with the gang I see him disappear from local. OHHH Crap. I quickley get the gang togeather and warp to the gate I last saw him at and jump thru. He is in the system but just a bit ahead of me so as soon as I jump in he's jumping out. GRRRR. So now me and my corp mate are in a mad scramble to find him. We make a few wrong turns and he alludes us. But I got a good idea of where he is going. So we make are destion to the motsu system. We get to motsu and sure enoufh he's there. I go to the station and dock up to see if he is in there and yep he's there. I quickley refit a t-2 warp scram with a 24km range because I don't want to lose him again. Just as I got the warp scram fitted I see him undock. I hurry up and undock and hope to catch him outside. There he is. I lock him and hit the scram. Got him pin down and i call for my corp mate to warp to me. The fight is on. My corp mate gets there and I'm 3/4 through his armor due to lag on his part. In his deffence there are almost 200 people in system. My corpie gets there and puts another point on him and begins to deal the damage. His armor is gone and were into structure. I am now so excited and my heart is raceing to get this kill. Structure is going down and finley BOOOOM his myrmidon is dead. Some where in there he switched ships. And now we got a bit of lag befor his pod shows up and when it did I beging to try to lock it. Locked, scramed, Missles away and the egg is destroyed.

2007.12.09 03:56:00

Victim: Kesstreall
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Missionary Stylers
Destroyed: Myrmidon
System: Motsu
Security: 0.9
Damage Taken: 21395

Involved parties:

Name: muldar (laid the final blow)
Security: -1.8
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Deep Space Construction
Ship: Drake
Weapon: Havoc Heavy Missile
Damage Done: 18690

Name: Orocs
Security: 0.2
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Deep Space Construction
Ship: Vexor
Weapon: Hammerhead II
Damage Done: 2705

Destroyed items:

N-Type Explosive Hardener I
Damage Control II
Federation Navy Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 3137 (Cargo)
Anode Neutron Particle Cannon I, Qty: 2
Cap Booster 400, Qty: 9 (Cargo)
Ogre I, Qty: 4 (Drone Bay)
Medium Capacitor Booster I
Federation Navy Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 209

Dropped items:

Tracking Speed
V-M15 Braced Multispectral Shield Matrix
Limited Electron Blaster I
Y-S8 Hydrocarbon I Afterburners
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane I
Medium Automated I Carapace Restoration
Anode Neutron Particle Cannon I, Qty: 3
Cap Booster 400
Beta Reactor Control: Diagnostic System I
N-Type Thermic Hardener I
Lead Charge M, Qty: 1584 (Cargo)
Ogre I, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
'Orion' Tracking CPU I
Federation Navy Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 325

2007.12.09 03:58:00

Victim: Kesstreall
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Missionary Stylers
Destroyed: Capsule
System: Motsu
Security: 0.9
Damage Taken: 409

Involved parties:

Name: muldar (laid the final blow)
Security: -1.8
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Deep Space Construction
Ship: Drake
Weapon: Thunderbolt Heavy Missile
Damage Done: 409

Name: Orocs
Security: 0.2
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Deep Space Construction
Ship: Vexor
Weapon: Warp Disruptor I
Damage Done: 0

Oh happy day. I am grining from ear to ear. So know I am waiting in a system a couple of jumps away watching for the other's to log on because we know who 3 are of this 5 man. Another corp mate of mine decides to join in on the fun and we start to bounce around surrounding systems to see if we can find a fourth war target and as luck would have it we found one just a jump away from motsu. We find him in station and we park ourselfs outside of it and he decied to log off. We all decided to go off and do other things and were several jumps away from where we were camped. Our target decides to log back on and we are on our way back. We get back to the system and he is gone. Motsu is one jump away and 2 of us go to look for him there. He's in system. The hunt begins. We beging to look for him at various stations and other gates and all of a suddend he dissiapers from local. One of my corpies calls out he's got him in the next system. My corp mate has got him tackled in a frig and has him scram'ed. Instanley the 2 of us jump into warp and head for the next system. Lokiet is the first thru the gate and begins to take over tackling duties while oracs moves out of danger because he is now at 32 percent armor. I'm next thru the gate and find my self 32km from the fight. I begin to move toward the target and already have him locked and fireing. While trying to get in close enoufgh to get another point on him we bust his shileds and armor and structure fails almost instantley. His dreak lights up and a loud boom we wait for the pod. The lag gives the pod the time needed to warp off despite our best efforts to catch him. So far 2 kills and we haven't seen anyone eles from this corp. I don't have exact numbers but from what i have see so far we have cost his corp more then 200 mil in damage. And now the kill mail


2007.12.09 08:30:00

Victim: Ruthless Nature
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Missionary Stylers
Destroyed: Drake
System: Saila
Security: 0.9
Damage Taken: 27180

Involved parties:

Name: Orocs
Security: 0.0
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Deep Space Construction
Ship: Vexor
Weapon: Hammerhead II
Damage Done: 9839

Name: muldar (laid the final blow)
Security: -1.8
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Deep Space Construction
Ship: Drake
Weapon: Havoc Heavy Missile
Damage Done: 8967

Name: lokiet
Security: -1.3
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Deep Space Construction
Ship: Drake
Weapon: Thunderbolt Heavy Missile
Damage Done: 8374

Destroyed items:

Scourge Heavy Missile, Qty: 2462 (Cargo)
Reports (Cargo)
Domination Invulnerability Field
XR-3200 Heavy Missile Bay, Qty: 3
Invulnerability Field I
Lead Charge S, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Fusion L, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Scourge Heavy Missile, Qty: 78
Core Defence Field Purger I, Qty: 3

Dropped items:

'Arbalest' Heavy Missile Launcher
Additional Thermal Barrier Emitter I
Titanium Sabot S, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Kinetic Deflection Amplifier I
XR-3200 Heavy Missile Bay, Qty: 3
100mm Reinforced Steel Plates I (Cargo)
Cataclysm Cruise Missile, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Iron Charge M, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Beta Reactor Control: Shield Power Relay I, Qty: 3
Scourge Heavy Missile, Qty: 13
Cap Booster 50, Qty: 10 (Cargo)
Large F-S9 Regolith Shield Induction, Qty: 2
Multiphasic Bolt Array I

Are you allowed to have this much fun. Buy the way anyone notice the domination gear that was destroyed. Ouch. That alone was 40 to 60 million. For the people that say ohh there just mission running noobs. Before the war went active I saw them in nothing but battle ships. And although my corp has more numbers its usally just me doing the pirate thing. Even though we had three this day we could have still been out gunned and out numberd. 2 dreaks and a frig against 5 battle ships if they would have all loged on and gotten orginized this would have probley gone the other way but oh well. I will give props to the guys we killed. No whineing or smack after the kill. Good fight fella's

Since the war has gone active (just under a week now) most of there corp has left and moved on to difftert corps or npc corps with only 2 remaining. Well thats my story hope you liked it and please excuse the typo's

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Oliask on :

You really need to learn English grammar or get a grammar checker (Microsoft Word?). That was painful to read.

Where is the store?
We're at the store. (think: we are = we're)
We were at the store.

Their CEO writes back, "hello".
They're over in that building. (think: they are = they're)
There is my English book.
There's my English book. (think: there is = there's)

And it's spelled "stepped" not "steped."

Don't forget to use quotes to make the conversations easier to separate from the story.

I'm not trying to troll, it's just really hard to read this. If you're going to be a journalist of any sort, you should sure up your grammar skills a bit. Maybe just have a friend who is good at this stuff glance over it before you post.

Seditious Spyke on :

muldar mate i salute you for a job well done and give a hearty thumbs down to that greifer telling you to spell propa xD

Badlanders on :

Don't bust the guy because of his grammar, Oliask. And you're being a bit of a troll.

It was more than readable. I've seen far worse.

Good 'un, Muldar.

Aertaka on :

For sure, perfect grammar is nice, but you know . . . I could read the story just fine. Also, great job man, and good luck.

Peanut on :

pics plx :-D

Firkragg on :

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for future reference. Nice story though.

klee tarris on :

If muldar doesn't speak English as his 1st language then I can pretty much forgive any of his grammatical mistakes. He/she speaks and types English far better than I could ever do the same in any language that isn't my native tongue.

Nice story muldar, you got the knack, so add a few more :-)

Kalrissia on :

I'm of Spanish origin but studied English and it is now my primary language. Very good to me and I really enjoyed the story. Reminds me of my little corp. Please keep us informed on your progress Muldar. Thumbs up hon.

me on :

i think that domi mod is worth 320M though

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