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A Lazy night

I didn't plan on doing any fighting tonight. I logged in in a safespot, in a system that frequently has an ISK farmer in it. I'm in an Arazu, and cloaked as soon as I could see my screen. I had a cluster of belts in scan range, and just pinged the scanner every now and then.

All I logged in to do was to run some background checks. Then local lit up.

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Sally002 > U WHAT IN HERE
Sally002 > U PVP
Rikkard Strofeldt > yes
Sally002 > U WHAT SHIP
Rikkard Strofeldt > secret
Rikkard Strofeldt > if you pay me, I will leave
Sally002 > I now do not have ISK
Sally002 > My rich speech did not make EVE
Rikkard Strofeldt > if you don't have ISK, I'll just stay, and take everything out of your ship when it explodes
Rikkard Strofeldt > I can wait forever
Sally002 > (some boxes, presumably Chinese)
Rikkard Strofeldt > I can't read that. try english
Sally002 > I knew you are the rich person you do not find out my situation
Sally002 > For eat meal works above for 10 hours
Rikkard Strofeldt > you lie
Sally002 > no
Rikkard Strofeldt > you can make 100 mil in one hour. or I can destroy your ship, and you have to buy a new one
Rikkard Strofeldt > and buy the things you need to put on it
Rikkard Strofeldt > easier to pay me so I leave
Rikkard Strofeldt > you are not making much money while I stay here
Rikkard Strofeldt > pay me, and life is easy again
Sally002 > isk=
Sally002 > 5m
Rikkard Strofeldt > not enough
Rikkard Strofeldt > 100m
Rikkard Strofeldt > no less
Sally002 > pvp = 1v1
Rikkard Strofeldt > no. you will call friends
Sally002 > ivi ok
Sally002 > 1v1
Rikkard Strofeldt > no. I don't do 1v1
Rikkard Strofeldt > none of my friends will

I knew I couldn't really take the guy on my lonesome. No way I was going to 1v1 when he might have buddies waiting on the gate. The best I could hope for was that I can catch him in a belt, and the rats didn't steal my kill mail.

I sit there waiting paitently, hitting the scanner when I felt like it. I finished the checks, then in alliance chat:

Amun Ra1 > Ahoy

I checked the scanner again, and got a hit for the Raven.

I quickly jump on TeamSpeak, and ask for Amun to head to the gate leading in while I run around looking for the guy. I find his belt, and warp in, landing 18km away. I gave the belt over TS, and started moving away a little. After I had confirmation the Amun was ready, I decloaked, turned on my sensor booster, and started locking the guy.

I must have screwed something up, because he warped. Crap.

I checked the direction, and it was straight at the sun. Hoping it was the sun and not a planet, I warped.

What luck, I landed, and then he landed 3km from me. I MWD away, and call Amun in. I have some cap issues, and cycle off everything but one scram and 2 damps, and let the cap rebuild. We were doing basically no damage to the guy, but he wasn't either. Torps do squat against a Crow.

Rikkard Strofeldt > so, want to pay me now?

Then we were lucky. Saint Schala, crazy Scotsman, and a Zealot pilot happened to log in. We called him over (3 jumps), and he went to town. Shortly after, a Celestial Apocalypse guy jumps in. They're friendly, so I ignore him, and continue negotiations.

Rikkard Strofeldt > 200m now
Amun Ra1 > and some skittles
Shariona > i dont feel like it
Shariona > i luv my skittles
Rikkard Strofeldt > lol

Finally, the Raven goes boom.

Rikkard Strofeldt > see, you should have just paid me
Shariona > o noes
Rikkard Strofeldt > now it will cost you more than 100m
Rikkard Strofeldt > geez ISK farmers are so tight
Sally002 > (another unkown character)


2007.08.01 10:10

Victim: Sally002
Alliance: Phalanx Alliance
Corp: R.U.S.T.
Destroyed: Raven
System: 0-BFTQ
Security: 0.0

Involved parties:

Name: Saint Schala (laid the final blow)
Security: -3.8
Alliance: Pandemic Legion
Corp: Sniggerdly
Ship: Zealot
Weapon: Heavy Pulse Laser II

Name: Guristas Demolisher / Guristas

Name: Amun Ra1
Security: 0.6
Alliance: Pandemic Legion
Corp: Sniggerdly
Ship: Crow
Weapon: Bloodclaw Light Missile

Name: Rikkard Strofeldt
Security: -5.7
Alliance: Pandemic Legion
Corp: Sniggerdly
Ship: Arazu
Weapon: Warp Disruptor II

Destroyed items:

Co-Processor I
Fleeting Warp Scrambler I
Large C5-L Emergency Shield Overload I
Invulnerability Field II
Ballistic Deflection Field II
Heat Dissipation Field II
Prototype Cloaking Device I
Siege Missile Launcher II
Large Rudimentary Concussion Bomb I
Inferno Torpedo, Qty: 263 (Cargo)
Vespa I (Drone Bay)
Mjolnir Torpedo, Qty: 15
Bane Torpedo, Qty: 15
Bane Torpedo, Qty: 15
Mjolnir Torpedo, Qty: 15

After travelling home with our righteously ill-gotten goods, I log out for downtime and get a feed.

After I logged in again, we decide to head out again. The same 3 players, Amun in an Arazu, and Saint in a Pilgrim. When I undock, a hostile Dominix undocks. I put damps and points on him, and slowly move away, figuring he's going to play the undock game. Then sakana show up in his Eos, and locks the Domi. We sit there for a good 5 minutes, I'm the only one with aggro, looking at each other. Saint warps off to cloak and come back, and Amun goes through to the next system and sits at the gate on the other side. The decision is made to let the guy go, and see what he does. He warps to the gate, and we follow. The chase is on.

On the other side, Amun has him scrambled. The Domi re-approaches the gate, but doesn't jump through. He starts asking for help in local.

lt blacklotus > bah veniti la y4 g8
lt blacklotus > arazu pilgrim si eos
lt blacklotus > is in domi
Amun Ra1 > where?
lt blacklotus > hai sa-i ardem
Amun Ra1 > i dont believe you

sakana is holding on the other side, and we do a quick mod check. Saint has a web on the Arazu, and sakana has one on the Eos. We decide that sakana will swap places with Saint and myself, and force him through the gate. After the swap is made, the Domi jumps through, and promptly scrammed, webbed, and damped.

I get a report of a tempest coming in, and just hope for the best.

After aggro expires, the other pair jump through. We get another jump in, and its friendly.

Rikkard Strofeldt > o/ friends :-)
Crazy Kure > o7

Its the pest. Everyone goes to town, and we get another blue flash. I call for the pod to go pop, and its done.

2007.08.01 12:46

Victim: lt blacklotus
Alliance: Triumvirate.
Corp: Viper Squad
Destroyed: Dominix
System: Y-4CFK
Security: 0.0

Involved parties:

Name: sakana (laid the final blow)
Security: -1.2
Alliance: Pandemic Legion
Corp: North Eastern Swat
Ship: Eos
Weapon: Ogre II

Name: Saint Schala
Security: -3.8
Alliance: Pandemic Legion
Corp: Sniggerdly
Ship: Pilgrim
Weapon: Valkyrie II

Name: Amun Ra1
Security: 0.6
Alliance: Pandemic Legion
Corp: Sniggerdly
Ship: Arazu
Weapon: Valkyrie II

Name: Crazy Kure
Security: 2.9
Alliance: Morsus Mihi
Corp: 4S Corporation
Ship: Tempest
Weapon: Tempest

Name: Rikkard Strofeldt
Security: -5.7
Alliance: Pandemic Legion
Corp: Sniggerdly
Ship: Arazu
Weapon: Havoc Heavy Missile

Destroyed items:

Large Armor Repairer II
X5 Prototype I Engine Enervator
E500 Prototype Energy Vampire
Warrior II, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay)
Armor Explosive Hardener II
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II
Armor Thermic Hardener II
Armor Kinetic Hardener II
Infiltrator II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Ogre I, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Medium Energy Neutralizer II
Wasp I (Drone Bay)
Warp Disruptor II
Medium Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I
Warrior II (Drone Bay)
Warrior II (Drone Bay)
Warrior II (Drone Bay)

2 kills, plus pods, plus T2 loot, and I didn't even plan on violencing anyones boats.

I should not plan to kill people more often.


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freaky on :

Love the Raven kill. Amazing how people who have access to billions refuse to pay 100mil.

I could read that stuff all day long.

Anonymous on :

whether or not i pay varies depending on the rep of the pirate i dont pay gate campers cause most just blast me after i pay ransom shrugs they loss i guess

Nakkrik on :

You gents sound like a top notch do I join?


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