Steamrollers hurt.

What a way to start a Friday afternoon. I'm not one for words, so I'll get right to it.

The sun was shining, the birds were singing and the mission runners were about in Ladistier. A Dominix and a Raven doing a level 4 Angel mission. After a bit of banter in corp chat, Theodorovik breaks out the scan probes. After a bit of trying to figure out how to work the damn things, we start to get a bit impatient. Lucky for us, they were having some trouble with the mission and put out a call for help. I was offered 8 million to help with the mission. I ‘agreed’ to this with little hesitation, as I was the only one in the group that resembled a good, upstanding citizen. 4 million was paid up front. Hey, cool.

I ganged up and warped to the acceleration gate in my GankaGeddon. The instant I landed, I was ganged by Theo. The gang consisted of myself, Ander’s Megathron, Theo’s Maller, Cycotic’s Hawk, and Kerm, h3xta and Shaz’ Enyos. They all warped to me. At this point I was convoed by the Dominix. Too late though. The fleet was en route.
It turns out they didn’t even leave the warp in point. They were sitting right on the beacon. Perfect.

At this point, things got a little chaotic, as there were about 40 drones in space all at once, plus the mission rats. The Raven was under fire from an Enyo and a Hawk, while the Dom was taking fire from everything else. Our original intent was to ransom both ships, but the Dom went down incredibly fast. Taken out before we could say “give us your money.� Meanwhile the Raven got wise and nossed h3xta’s Enyo and was able to flee. We trailed him to a planet and pinned him down again. This time we manage to get him to surrender. One very tough Raven ransomed for 60mil, split 7 ways.

Now I’m off to get loaded.