While moving between corps on my alt, I stumbled upon an Orca pilot and his alt who was running a Covetor. I thought it was an interesting prospect so he let me in to his corporation pretty easily. I just chilled for a while, laying low until I could get the firepower to destroy the scourge of the carebears.
After a couple of days, I knew I couldn't break his Orca's shield tank with my lonely Rifter. I decided it was time to get my main out and about. I get him in to the corp and fit myself a Blasterthron, but to no avail, the Orca docks while I'm still 2 jumps out. Until next time, I say.
The CEO of the corporation didn't come on for another couple of days. Finally, I found my chance. The CEO was online and mining, and he invited me to join him. I hurried over, asked for a fleet invite, and warped to him. The Orca and the Covetor were sitting right there. I knew the CEO had a habit of aligning his Orca as soon as he jumped in to a belt, so I wanted to get him instead of risking my prize with the Covetor.
I slap a lock on him and begin the scram. He warps the Covetor out and I start pounding at his shields. He deploys 2 measly Hammerhead Is to try and take my Mega. My 5 Berserker I drones combined with my 7 blasters make quick work of his shields. Soon after, his armor melts away. The toughest part of his tank was the massive amount of structure the Orca had.
As soon as I started shooting him, I made him ransom offers.
[ 2010.01.27 01:17:56 ] Erzak > 300 mil or you die
No response, he drops fleet.
Corp chat:
[ 2010.01.27 01:19:39 ] MR WEEKS > com on
[ 2010.01.27 01:20:19 ] Erzak > i told you
[ 2010.01.27 01:20:23 ] Erzak > how much do u have to offer
[ 2010.01.27 01:20:25 ] Erzak > in isk
Still nothing. Then, the insults start rolling in. The first one is the best and it made me chuckle a bit. (Censored to preserve Ander's innocence)
[ 2010.01.27 01:21:04 ] MR WEEKS > you c*ck smocker [I think he was trying to say "smoker"]
[ 2010.01.27 01:22:07 ] MR WEEKS > you c*nt
Then, the big moment.
BOOM! I laugh as I grab his loot and get out. Even with a sensor booster, there's a massive 16 second lock time on his pod. Surprisingly, it takes him 10 seconds to warp.
[ 2010.01.27 01:26:54 ] MR WEEKS > scum bag
With smack flying in every direction, I just laugh.
[ 2010.01.27 01:46:16 ] MR WEEKS > that took me yrs to get that ship i hope your happy
I lol'd at that one. He started in late '07, meaning he was just over 2 years old. It doesn't take 2 years to make 400 million. Finally, smack pumps in from his alt.
[ 2010.01.27 02:07:12 ] ORLIC1987 > we cant kick you out so quit. . have to be off line.
[ 2010.01.27 02:07:57 ] ORLIC1987 > your a f*g. [LOGS OFF]
I laugh it off and bathe in their carebear tears. After inflicting the nearly 400 mil loss on their corporation, their CEO logs off undoubtedly mad. Made a total off a couple million only off of the modules, but their sadness was good enough for me. With one more Orca off the streets, I logged off with a warm feeling in my heart.
And finally, the killmail:
2010.01.27 01:24:00
Victim: MR WEEKS
Corp: Anunnaki Mining Corp
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Orca
System: Kaunokka
Security: 0.5
Damage Taken: 72504
Involved parties:
Name: Erzak (laid the final blow)
Security: -0.2
Corp: Anunnaki Mining Corp
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Megathron
Weapon: Modal Mega Neutron Particle Accelerator I
Damage Done: 72504
Destroyed items:
Invulnerability Field II
Improved Cloaking Device II
Magnetic Scattering Amplifier II
Mining Drone I, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Hammerhead I, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay)
Large Core Defence Field Purger I, Qty: 3
Dropped items:
Mining Foreman Link - Mining Laser Field Enhancement
Invulnerability Field II
Damage Control II
Expanded Cargohold II
Mining Foreman Link - Laser Optimization
Heat Dissipation Amplifier II
BOOM! I laugh as I grab his loot and get out. Even with a sensor booster, there's a massive 16 second lock time on his pod. Surprisingly, it takes him 10 seconds to warp.
[ 2010.01.27 01:26:54 ] MR WEEKS > scum bag
With smack flying in every direction, I just laugh.
[ 2010.01.27 01:46:16 ] MR WEEKS > that took me yrs to get that ship i hope your happy
I lol'd at that one. He started in late '07, meaning he was just over 2 years old. It doesn't take 2 years to make 400 million. Finally, smack pumps in from his alt.
[ 2010.01.27 02:07:12 ] ORLIC1987 > we cant kick you out so quit. . have to be off line.
[ 2010.01.27 02:07:57 ] ORLIC1987 > your a f*g. [LOGS OFF]
I laugh it off and bathe in their carebear tears. After inflicting the nearly 400 mil loss on their corporation, their CEO logs off undoubtedly mad. Made a total off a couple million only off of the modules, but their sadness was good enough for me. With one more Orca off the streets, I logged off with a warm feeling in my heart.
And finally, the killmail:
2010.01.27 01:24:00
Victim: MR WEEKS
Corp: Anunnaki Mining Corp
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Orca
System: Kaunokka
Security: 0.5
Damage Taken: 72504
Involved parties:
Name: Erzak (laid the final blow)
Security: -0.2
Corp: Anunnaki Mining Corp
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Megathron
Weapon: Modal Mega Neutron Particle Accelerator I
Damage Done: 72504
Destroyed items:
Invulnerability Field II
Improved Cloaking Device II
Magnetic Scattering Amplifier II
Mining Drone I, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Hammerhead I, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay)
Large Core Defence Field Purger I, Qty: 3
Dropped items:
Mining Foreman Link - Mining Laser Field Enhancement
Invulnerability Field II
Damage Control II
Expanded Cargohold II
Mining Foreman Link - Laser Optimization
Heat Dissipation Amplifier II8 Comments
orphenshadow·
Oh man...
I kind of feel sorry for Mr. Weeks. I actually suicide ganked one of his mammoth's a few weeks ago.
He just has the worse luck ever.
Erzak·
Even if his luck was that bad, he should have still have had enough to pay me. He has an Orca and 2 characters, and I asked him to make an offer, but all he did was stop responding and start smack talking.
Lord Helghast·
LMAO i love reading these storys lol, their epic failure...
I just dont get why people dont atleast act calm and respond to ransom, i mean its that or loose a 400m ship, and im sure the ransom wud have been much more afforadble than the lost orca lol.
And considering the long ass time you were there, HOW THE HELL DID HE NOT COME BACK AND TRY TO BUMP YOU OUT OF DISRUPTER RANGE TO WARP OUT THE ORCA!
Seriously was his main really that f*cking gay?
orphenshadow·
My typical response the last few times I've been ransomed, is a nice calm "Fuck You" and I overload my guns and tank, and go down like a man.
Then again, I'm not a care-bear.
notsomeoneuknow·
I don't understand one thing: if you lied and cheated to get into his corp, why should have he trusted to let his Orca go after ransom?
I believe he did the right thing, he would have been 300 mil shorter after losing his big ship, and probably twice as mad.
Erzak·
many pirates are scum, they lie and cheat to get what they want
at the same time, almost every pilot i have ever met has honored their ransoms, which is what i would have done
Saint Juliana·
Piratical activity is all well in good. The ganking, the killing.
But kiss-assing your way into a corp, and then stabbing someone in the back. Is really low.
You are the poster child of moral decline.
Take a whole dose of negative karma.
Erzak·
honestly, i love it when i get the chance to bathe in the tears of carebears
thanks for your negative feedback - it means im doing something right =D
since then, i have actually joined a pirate corp and gone down to -9.9 sec status, so anything you say doesn't really matter to me
yea, i was evil, and i enjoyed it. a LOT. it's just stupid that he would think that
1. a 4 year old would mine with a megathron
2. letting random people in to his corp would be fine
3. having his orca out with a random person nearby is fine
4. pirates are in low and null sec only xD