So have2laugh and me spotted a hauler making way to a gate.
Needless to say.
KAPLOW!
Looted a partial cargo expander.
have2laugh > HURRAH
Huzzard > hurrah?
have2laugh > for me :D
Huzzard > you wont the lottery?
Huzzard > won..
have2laugh > nope. Im just fantastic :D
lmao
Huzzard > :)
Huzzard > hi anyanca, havent seen you
before.. brb
anyanca >
Who are you?
anyanca > I have never seen you before
either..
anyanca > of course, your trespassing in
9th Controlled Space.
Huzzard > :) I visit this system often
anyanca > I see
Huzzard > anya I have no beef with you
or your corp, I think ander and
have2laugh knows that
anyanca > that would be why I have not
killed you. :)
Huzzard > :) offcourse
Huzzard > cya later guys
EVE System > Channel changed to
Ladistier Local Channel
Mzee Machado > pitiful. Picking upon
empty, small cargo hulls. pitiful
have2laugh > hey, never know whats
fitted ;)
Mzee Machado > yeah, sure. You might
as well go toss off on a street corner.
Ander > 11mill loot, not bad
have2laugh > lol
have2laugh > what fun woul that be?
have2laugh > could be worse, could have
podded you too ;)
have2laugh > but Im feeling nice today :P
Mzee Machado > yeah, I suppose so.
Mzee Machado > I just don't see the
point to your existence
have2laugh > I make ooodles of money.
and watch firework displays :D
Ander > Mzee: we play evil people
ingame. We have no intention of causing
you harm IRL. This time you were unlucky
and got caught by the most notorious
pirates in the whole of essence.
Mzee Machado > nah nah nah. It points
to one thing. A want to pick on the
smallest guys you find does not do
credit to any wish of being notorious in
any other sense than that numb-nut with
no real guts
have2laugh > oh we pick on the biggest
too, they just usually run off lol
Ander > Mzee: we pick on anyone we find
who is not a business associate.
Ander > www.eve-pirate.com for more of
our "wrong"doings.
Ander > we pick on anyone
Ander > even alliancemembers
have2laugh > *highfive*
Mzee Machado > ooooo, mom mom, look
loook - I shot a barn flying by. Ain't you
proud of me?
have2laugh > wonder how many kill mails
Id have if ransoms were included.. lol
Ander > We dont respect authorities, but
we have respect for people who are
trustworthy.
have2laugh > hiya kerm
Ander > If we give word to not shoot you
we wouldnt shoot.
Ander > Hi Kerminator!
Mzee Machado > What good is respect if
that stems from a bit further down your
nerves than your brains?
Kerm > To the Frog Cave!! Da nanananan
Ander > Mzee: it takes a lot of planning
to catch haulers
Kerm > Hey :D
Ander > especially those who insta-warp
to gates etc
have2laugh > and a ship with great big
wtfwheredidthatcomefrom? guns ;)
Mzee Machado > yeah. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Wait. Oh, there he is!
have2laugh > you missed a bit..
Ander > But haulers is just a small part
of business.
have2laugh > the best bit actually..
*ahem*.. KAPLOW!!!!!
Ander > You were unlucky this time
Mzee.
Mzee Machado > Yeah, I was. Dumbasses
can pop up everywhere
Roch Beaubois >
greetings ppl.
Kerm > Hey Roch
have2laugh > o/
Mzee Machado > I still have hope for
you. Even for you it will become boring
swatting flies
have2laugh > yeah it does get that way
sometimes. maybe we should take down
a few more POS's ;)
Mzee Machado > How inventive. Your just
like a small puppy, wanting to play with
the biggest log you can find.
have2laugh > ohhh! you naughty young
man! asking me to play with your big
log! what are you like?
Mzee Machado > you would like that,
wouldn't you?
have2laugh > oh! stop it! your getting me
all excited
Ander > I disclaim any references to
sexually related topics....
have2laugh > can I come look at the go
faster stripes on your pod?
pleeeeeeaaaase?
Mzee Machado > yes, I will fly by you
with a pod, sure.
have2laugh > whoo!
Kerm > Have2Laugh does fly bys in his
underwear
have2laugh > rawr! *highfive*
have2laugh > I pirate in my underwear
too!
Mzee Machado > Just hit puberty?
Ander > No... he just made up with his
GF again.. you know pheromones,
hormones and stuff
have2laugh > whos puberty? why would I
hit him? I dont even know him...
have2laugh > you carebears are all the
same.. mindless violence..
Mzee Machado > Sorry to get you this
worked up boy. It's gonna be fine.
have2laugh > he he
2 Comments
Xenios Alfar·
I find it so funny to hear everytime in a ransom whenever you get an unhappy carebear who doesnt take it well he always seems to insult you and call you a kid... i think hes a kid himself and probably calling you all the things he is. lmao good work
have2laugh·
*bows* ty ty. Im here all week.