New information comes in. The Haine Foundation "finest" pilots are in a nearby system in force. Numerous juicy battleships they fly. Wor gets together and assembles a fleet of about 15 ships, almost all Battleships except for a taranis and a maller. We are ready to engage them all. The plan is simple. Have a non-outlaw jump in and all the idiots flag themselves and we jump in and scram, jam, and waa baam. (only thing i can think of that rymes sorry.) To our amazement they all run off to different places scattering to a numerically equal force. The first to go is CEO Laura Sharp before the fleet even jumps to the gate they are at. Communication are horrible on their side. We are all at one gate and a thorax flags himself on me in my blasterthron, and xan in his apoc. He went down very quick. He obviously calls for help and three bs's come to gate to help. The Bs's flag themselves on outlaws and pop as we say what the hay we'll flag ourselves too. Very nice loot. core x things t2 cap chargers arb sieges etc.
The better part of an hour we scan probe them to no success. Friggin probes are broken half the time. Seems they refuse to fight unless they have overwhelming odds. Like when they bring 8 bs's to fight a my deimos and a buddy's cerb. Great loot, thanks for the cash guys.
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Hey, i had my BB there, and he flagged himself to me so i held that raven down :p
Great work!
Spacerats fought those pansies as well before they became an 'official' alliance.
They are easy to bait and trap and hardly learn from their mistakes.
They are such obsessive mission runners, some of them (including Lara Sharp) can't even enter Caldari space anymore.
lol if wor think they have won they are very much mistaken as far as s rtas are concerned why did nt u guys pay the bill wor did kill 2 of our ships no big loss might i add yes lack of communication was main factor other wise odds would have been in our favour ts is back up any time u guys want a rematch feel free
We killed more then two ships. And what bill? come any time, hell war us if you want. We dont appreciate people lying about their ship losses, blaming errors on ts, and putting cans in our backyard advertising your alliance. Come back Any time.
Oh and i'd say it was a big loss. Things picked up kin hardener ii, core x armor kin hardener, 2x domination large armor reps, 2x cap charger ii's, named tach, 3x mag stab ii's, 2x arb sieges. Theres more, those are the better stuff. Feel free to buy it back off the market.
I do not understand you. Do you even speak english? Some of those don't seem to be real words, and punctuation is GREAT!
Dear Lara:
I thank you for your 20 seconds to write us; we are very demoralized at the sight of your very intimidating run-on sentence. Had I not know that you (semi)spoke the English language, I would have thought that all the above was all the exulted holiness, sense of righteous fury, and PMS in the universe manifested into a single Avatar of Smackdown. But I know better now.
You are absolutely correct in saying that two insured ships are not a big loss to a group of twenty. I mean, who cares, they’re only corp/alliance-mates! So long as they’re not kitted to the gills with T2/Faction, (But who does that on doomed ships anyway?) who cares if they turn into a statistic? That’s what dozens of recruitment cans are for; raking in the new fodder.
If you want my jolly advice, it would be to not engage in a hostile thingamajig when you’re/your team not ready. Stick to ganking –0.1 noobschool missioners (ie, stealthy pirates that will undermine you!!!!) until you get a grip. We’ll be waiting in our awesome Gold-Plated Stealth Bombers until then, playing poker with Morphite decks that we bought from salvaging your ships remains.
Wuv you tonnes,
Leet Al, Best Idiot of Wings of Redemption
(ps u suk lolz)
if we didnt win that (and i dont think it was an even draw) then we should start losing more often.