First, this alliance thing is kinda suckin. I am seriously considering heading back to Empire and going total cut throat in there. Maybe find myself a nice pirate corp in there.
Anywayz, I was out in Lonetrek stalking some complexes in my int and my partner Lord Spidey in a Harpy when we ran across an Armageddon out in Taisy that belonged to FE who is marked as enemy to my alliance. I was just passing by when it locked me and I decided I would try and get him to shoot me so we could blow him up while the sentries pounded him. We followed him to another gate annoying him and then flew through the gate to fuck with him some more.
First thing I see on my screen are 4 little red symbols. I look at the system. Ooops, that was a gate to 0.0. Sooooo, no sentries to help. Then the BS jumps through making it 5 lil red symbols. On top of all this I had my T2 burner loaded and not my MWD cause I was... ummm... working out in deadspace.
So I did what any red blooded pirate scum would do in this situation. I ran, created a safespot, then tried to talk my way out of it. I had a nice conversation with a guy in FE named Digital Fox. We exchanged wide ranging views. We shared many a moment. He still wouldnt let me through. I tried bribing him. I gave him a full .1 ISK. No dice. These guys were ruthless and wanted my blood. I finaly said to hell with this. I loaded my MWD and deactivated my burner, told them I was logging, then ran full speed to the gate. Lost a quarter armor, but I made it. Too bad the other FE guys didnt want to join in our conversation :( I feel we all could have had many moments.
And now for some very lame excerts from my lame attempts to humor them into submission.
Kumq uat > I am blue
Kumq uat > I swear
Kumq uat > Honest
P1rate Dave > ceom the gate :)
KrullDari > yup
Kumq uat > Do I get somethin special for comin to the gate?
Digitalfox > to keep your ship :)
Kumq uat > Liar!
Kumq uat > I would like to keep this ship. it is rather nice
Lord Spidey > Please just let us mine in peace
Kumq uat > I am here to kill veldspar
Kumq uat > In my frigate
Digitalfox > yeah thats what i thought of my last ship too
Digitalfox > its was nice and shiny and it went fast too
Lord Spidey > crotch rocket!
Kumq uat > Yeah, my finances hated me heh
Digitalfox > yeah these sleek ships aint cheep
Kumq uat > I will give you .1 isk to mine in peace
Digitalfox > hmmm that sounds like a good deal whats the catch?
Lord Spidey > We will kill all your rox0rs
Kumq uat > I dont give you a reach around?
Digitalfox > hmm no deal
Kumq uat > /emote pays off fox
Digitalfox > lol nice i'm rich now
Lord Spidey > more money than i have
Kumq uat > Plenty more where that came from
Digitalfox > i'm not giving that back you know
Kumq uat > /emote waggles eyebrows
Lord Spidey > sweet hauler spawn @ 5th belt!
Kumq uat > w00t!
Queww > kill it
Lord Spidey > i just want to mine
Lord Spidey > not kill
Lord Spidey > is that to much to ask?
Kumq uat > We are carebears
Digitalfox > most of the time
Digitalfox > i just wanted to kill, now i have to mine to replace my ship
Lord Spidey > remember what we did to the last people who called us carebears?
P1rate Dave > fe can you please pass on a# message that we should be set to neutral again, we mailed krullz about it but it obviously hasnt gone through
Kumq uat > Let them tickle our tummies?
Kumq uat > Seriously though, you gonna let me back through to Taisy or do I gotta wait for another time
Digitalfox > come find out
Digitalfox > what have you got to lose
Kumq uat > That does me no good
Lord Spidey > holy shit this isnt JITA?
Kumq uat > Ummmm, 20 mil worth of ship? heh
Kumq uat > So Im guessing I should log and run it later eh
Digitalfox > probably a good idea
Kumq uat > So mean :(
Digitalfox > you dont like our conversation?
Kumq uat > Tis bed time for me
Digitalfox > i was enjoying your company, all this camping can get boaring
Kumq uat > I enjoy my company too
The FE that blobbed me
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happened to me yesterday as well but i got killed twice... first in a claw then in a kestrel :P lol (kestrel was a way of traveling) but was anoying especially when they did WTFPWNED NOOBCAREBEAR PWNED lol :( o well stopped me moving anything bigger for the day :)
is this fe the corp in Risk ?
I personally found it a very humorous conversation thought i was sad FE wouldnt let us leave after we made a wrong turn and didnt end up in JITA = ( Being too lazy to run the FE camp in my harpy when i logged back in to my safespot 8 hours later or so i flew back through IRON space and that was quite a blast
No, it was Forsaken Empire alliance.
Well glad to see you used my name! Fame 4tw! I was actualy glad to see you where able to run our blockade. I wouldnt have slep so well having blown up such a fun person to talk too. In reality though we didnt start that blob for the point of gate ganking poor apoc harrasers. We started it becuese a hand full of R.I.S.K guys where in our space and I and another once of my corpmates had recently lost a pair of very nice interceptors to what was appernetly a better pair of interceptors . . . and thier steath bomber friends. You just happend to wanderby at a bad time. And we where out for blood. I did enjoy your company while we waited though. I look forward to further deallings with you and yours , it was a good time.