Source of text: Sniggerdly / Griffinator.
Original author: Verone
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No matter how hard i try the darkness just
calls me back to ganking you!!!!!.
If YOU HAVE BEEN ATTACKED BY ME, AND WISH
TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES OF THE EVENT
WITH ME, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU
WOULD FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM, IN
ORDER TO HELP ME IMPROVE CUSTOMER
SATISFACTION.
THANK YOU
Hello,
My name is [insert victim name], and I was:
[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed
by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the
system [Insert system name].
I am writing to inform you, that you, and the
rest of your corp are
[] B*******s
[] Bank Managers
[] Evil Feckers
[] To**ers
[] Ar**holes
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] Counts
[] Homosexuals
[] Twits
[] Mother******
[] Lamers
[] Losers
[] B******
and you
[] Ruin the game for everyone
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for
[] Other (Please State)
_____________________________
people like me. There for, you pack of [insert
abusive plural name], I have taken it upon
myself to enlist the help of my
[] Whole Corporation
[] Whole Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is
uber
[] Main, who's a member of
[] Xetic
[] CVA
[] U'K
[] Stain
[] G Alliance
[] Imperium
[] The Kieretsu
[] some other alliance no one gives a XXXX
about
to come and
[] Kill you all
[] Kill you all and your families
[] Stab you all repeatedly with a carving knife
[] Ravage your women
[] Kill your mothers
[] Have Tea with your family dog
[] Other (Please State)
_____________________________
as revenge for you destroying my
[] Ship.
[] Wallet balance.
[] Pod.
[] Implants.
[] Ego.
[] Superiority Complex
I sincerely hope you all
[] Get a** Rodgered by big black men,
[] Contract sexually transimtted diseases,
[] Rot in hell,
[] Get podded back to the stone age,
[] Escrow me my stuff back,
[] Go frack yourselves,
[] Get off on killing people,
Because the loss of my stuff in our encounter
was very traumatizing.
As a closing message to my statement I would
like to say
[] Frack off and die.
[] You're all a pack of counts.
[] Oh boy, was i suckered!.
[] I hope you all get d*** rot
[] You suck.
[] Revenge will be mine.
[] My corp is coming for you.
[] My alliance is coming for you.
[] Expect a war declaration soonâ„¢.
6 Comments
I wrote that like a year ago when I first joined Snigg... lol
Nice to see it here =P
tis a bit much isn't it? I mean, it's a laugh your side but, being some one on the other side, would simply piss them off. similar to smack eh?
Yah it'd piss em off, but it would also make them realize how stupid getting pissed off would be. :)
Well I lost my Raven yesterday in the gate camp in Amamake (should see the kill-mail - talk about overkill!), and chose to be podded rather than pay a ransom, but I still think thats fecking funny !
Seems you have to be a pie-rat to get some hatemails :( Fighting in an alliance and never got such an email ;(
So that who wrote it O_O I have been using it, thinking someone in VC wrote it. Funny and my victims laugh most of the time.