Some smack

TorveStardust·

Must have pissed someone off here, this might require some background. Still in amamake, scouting the belts, I came upon a raven and an iteron several times. Now that wasen't really an ideal battle for me in my rifter, but when I saw the iteron floating in a belt alone later, I just locked and fired away, expecting a trap. However, the raven didn't show, and the iteron was destroyed. The moment my screen was flashing because of the lovely explosion, we get this in local, enjoy:


[ 2006.04.16 00:40:31 ] Aleandra > KNOCK IT OFF TORVE
[ 2006.04.16 00:40:39 ] Steiner > if you are nice they will return the favor.. most of the time.. I hate bad pirates
[ 2006.04.16 00:40:54 ] TorveStardust > should have told me 10 seconds earlier
[ 2006.04.16 00:41:06 ] Steiner > well.. now you know
[ 2006.04.16 00:41:08 ] Aleandra > well you shouldnt have attacked me asshole
[ 2006.04.16 00:41:10 ] Lusimdoor Lighitbrine > ......have my t1 stuff.....
[ 2006.04.16 00:41:21 ] Aleandra > frickin hauler with NOTAHING in ity!
[ 2006.04.16 00:41:31 ] TorveStardust > should i smell that or what
[ 2006.04.16 00:41:45 ] TorveStardust > even so, you would only do it for the smack...
[ 2006.04.16 00:41:53 ] Aleandra > i didnt have a damn thing. i was traveling around looking at the belts jerk
[ 2006.04.16 00:42:09 ] TorveStardust > yes,smart thing to do in an iteron
[ 2006.04.16 00:42:16 ] Steiner > dont smak.. only invites further ganking
[ 2006.04.16 00:42:17 ] Aleandra > chiken shit wouldnt attack when the battleship was near me...
[ 2006.04.16 00:42:32 ] TorveStardust > not in a rifter
[ 2006.04.16 00:42:36 ] Aleandra > no no, he has to attack a defensless iteron
[ 2006.04.16 00:42:49 ] TorveStardust > of course
[ 2006.04.16 00:43:08 ] TorveStardust > that is called odds, you know?
[ 2006.04.16 00:43:13 ] Steiner > for the money or the loot..
[ 2006.04.16 00:43:27 ] Aleandra > yeah, odds that you get a clean kill with no purpose. Pirate wannabe
[ 2006.04.16 00:43:31 ] TorveStardust > rifter vs raven are no good odds
[ 2006.04.16 00:43:51 ] TorveStardust > whatever, point is you're dead and i'm not
[ 2006.04.16 00:44:04 ] Steiner > We are not suicidal
[ 2006.04.16 00:44:11 ] Aleandra > yellowbellied child
[ 2006.04.16 00:44:20 ] Aleandra > grow a pair
[ 2006.04.16 00:44:49 ] TorveStardust > oh, you hurt me, mean person!
[ 2006.04.16 00:44:59 ] Steiner > some bad pirates around here get a big boner by listening to smaktalk ;)
[ 2006.04.16 00:45:13 ] TorveStardust > well, at least you're entertaining us
[ 2006.04.16 00:45:25 ] TorveStardust > hehe, can't add to that
[ 2006.04.16 00:45:29 ] Koda > I know I'm at half-mast
[ 2006.04.16 00:45:44 ] Aleandra > smakctalk would be me saying i was gonna hunt him down, which i cant do as the only ship i had is now space dust
[ 2006.04.16 00:46:02 ] TorveStardust > you're old enough to understand smack, are you?
[ 2006.04.16 00:46:11 ] Steiner > no.. smacktalk is you being bitchy
[ 2006.04.16 00:46:14 ] TorveStardust > just curious
[ 2006.04.16 00:46:45 ] Steiner > I guess some good anal sex.. or just some sex will shut her up ;)
[ 2006.04.16 00:46:52 ] Aleandra > gee, pardon my bitchiness when i just got popped by an immature child with nothing to gain
[ 2006.04.16 00:46:53 ] prodeous > lol
[ 2006.04.16 00:46:58 ] TorveStardust > lol
[ 2006.04.16 00:47:01 ] Steiner > lol
[ 2006.04.16 00:47:37 ] TorveStardust > i love it when they start bitching
[ 2006.04.16 00:47:39 ] Steiner > You should know the dangers of low sec space with no big cock police to protect you
[ 2006.04.16 00:48:05 ] TorveStardust > really, what's the point of an iteron in a belt...
[ 2006.04.16 00:48:14 ] Aleandra > well like i said. he shows up 3 times when a battleship is near me and he warps away. he shows up when im alone and blammo
[ 2006.04.16 00:48:19 ] Aleandra > hmmm, thats courage
[ 2006.04.16 00:48:44 ] Steiner > courage is a diffrent thing out here
[ 2006.04.16 00:48:47 ] TorveStardust > not really, but you just asked for it with sitting there
[ 2006.04.16 00:49:14 ] Aleandra > well gee... warp jam, how could i have gone anywhere?
[ 2006.04.16 00:49:23 ] Steiner > you shouldnt
[ 2006.04.16 00:49:26 ] TorveStardust > and if i'm not mistaken an escort in the form of a raven is meant to discourage frigates
[ 2006.04.16 00:49:45 ] Aleandra > seemed to stop you three times...
[ 2006.04.16 00:50:20 ] TorveStardust > true, coudl have done it for the fun, but then i would have missed this
[ 2006.04.16 00:51:49 ] TorveStardust > you're always welcome to place a bounty, which would be more money thrown away
[ 2006.04.16 00:52:28 ] Aleandra > true there, id be betetr off wiping my arse with money than wasting it on a bounty for you
[ 2006.04.16 00:52:49 ] Steiner > I guess I'm so nice to my victims that non of them want to place a bounty on my head ;)
[ 2006.04.16 00:52:54 ] Aleandra > but ebough of this. i refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
[ 2006.04.16 00:52:57 ] TorveStardust > lol
[ 2006.04.16 00:53:07 ] TorveStardust > strange, you started it
[ 2006.04.16 00:53:15 ] Steiner > that wasnt a good comeback
[ 2006.04.16 00:53:29 ] TorveStardust > well, have fun
[ 2006.04.16 00:53:43 ] TorveStardust > don't forget to say hello to snigg too

Cleared for publication by: Ander

9 Comments

Russ·

I agree with the person you killed. This is not really something to brag about... umm but gj.. I guess

TorveStardust·

Wasen't really bragging about it, was justt enjoying the smack. I mean, that hauler could have been filled with minerals, as it had been around that belt with the raven for quite some time. I would have ransomed, but I was still under the impression it would be a trap to lure me or any other pirate into a trap. Apparently, it wasen't, bad luck for both of us, and lesson learned, don't wander in belts in a hauler...

Lutin·

I don't know, but I am very new to the game. The excerpt seems to counter some of the principles that Ander emphasizes here. I just fail to see the honor or profit. No real strategy or skill was involved and, unless I misunderstand the spirit of this site, it smacks of griefing.

TorveStardust·

Again, I didn't know the contents of the hauler, I was guessing it had at least some minerals aboard, appears I was wrong. Anyway, if pirates attack any hauler approaching a gate then what's wrong with attacking a hauler in a belt, is it that much different?

Ander·

Since many haulers carry good expanders it's generally worth to shoot down any hauler which you encounter.
I suppose there isn't much honor in shooting down a hauler, but there sure is profit involved.

Hippo117·

The general answer would be that he was in lowsec. That reason alone is reason to kill. If it wasn't dangerous, why would it be any different from highsec?

Speed Devil·

highsec is dangerous too, yesterday i podded a guy in 0.6 :)

NightfallGemini·

The best part is how Aleandra called you a pirate wannabe. Apparently he never did research on what real life pirates did.

War tKhan·

sucker deserved to die. GJ!

this morning I punished a stupid AFK miner in low sec too. destroyed his IT and showed him the short cut to the station. too bad he is too young to value my lesson.

low sec mining without protection or proper preparation is stupid and deserves killing.

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