Killing a POS... boring till the owners show up ;)

Ander·

Tanthius > Who likes short shorts
Teh Shaz > I LIKE SHORT SHOR
Teh Shaz > short shorts
Xanataures > shaz and far
Theodorovik > fat boners, ive returne
Xanataures > ya
Xanataures > im heating up some
dinne
Theodorovik > yu
Xanataures > food is good
Theodorovik > three cheers for food
* Xanataures cheer
Theodorovik > kill kill kill kill kill the poo
Theodorovik > at this rate, we shouldve
burned off that little nub on the bottom
that all our shit is hittin
Duke Ricol > lo
Grayson Gibbs > HI
Xanataures > hihihih
RollinDutchMasters > omg! pirates in t3h
local
RollinDutchMasters > greefers
Zerbot Murega > hey come bac
Theodorovik > onoes FU PURATES scu
Duke Ricol > oi oi rolli
Grayson Gibbs > at least let us buy
you a drin
Teh Shaz > i came here for the beer
and the bitche
Xanataures > free punch and pi
Theodorovik > we were wondering if you
got a message for this or not
Grayson Gibbs > lo
Mr Whacky > is the bubble not there
Duke Ricol > looks like he got the
memm
Grayson Gibbs > we have been beating
on this for 2 hours, and you just now
show up
Grayson Gibbs > wel
RollinDutchMasters > the bubble is her
Grayson Gibbs > all thats left is the
towner, so no
RollinDutchMasters > please dont come
warp scramble us for we shall di
Theodorovik > we're safe inside the
bubble right now. thanks for your
concer
Mr Whacky > how is that
Duke Ricol > magi
RollinDutchMasters > you havent heard
RollinDutchMasters > theres a skill
called hacking no
Mr Whacky > no
Grayson Gibbs > we are that good
RollinDutchMasters > you train it and
you can hack into PoS and steal the
Duke Ricol > like i sai
Duke Ricol > magi
Duke Ricol > and vood
Duke Ricol > *
Theodorovik > some virgin sacrifice, stuff
like tha
Mr Whacky > so you are inside the
bubble
Grayson Gibbs > du
Grayson Gibbs > its not that hard to
get
Xanataures > yar
Xanataures > im 10km from teh towe
Mr Whacky > can I come watch without
dieing
Zerbot Murega > you got any isk
RollinDutchMasters > i can promise i
wont shoot yo
Mr Whacky > that is only one of yo
Xanataures > gotta pay the price the
tickets for the show ma
Grayson Gibbs > how much money ya
got
Xanataures > then we will play styx
really loud over the public channel
Mr Whacky > dont have an
Grayson Gibbs > then you cant watc
Mr Whacky > well just keep shooting :
* Duke Ricol goes looking for that new
disturbed single
Duke Ricol > we intend to
Grayson Gibbs > lo
Xanataures > THE WHEEL IN THE SKY
KEEPS ON TURNIN
Ander > Whacky: Is this your POS
Ander > cant we just buy it from
someone of your guys? Ill give you
20mill isk
Duke Ricol > lol.. look at the corp inf
Duke Ricol > id personally rather see it
explod
Duke Ricol > nice pretty firework
Grayson Gibbs > I love the smell of
Napalm in the morning... it smells like....
victory
Mr Whacky > yes it is our PO
RollinDutchMasters > try that again in
the past tens
Duke Ricol > lo
Zerbot Murega > got any more floating
aroun
Mr Whacky > well ya'll arent thru the
shield ye
Grayson Gibbs > we would love to
liberate you of the
Xanataures > would be glad to help out
w/ the
Duke Ricol > aye, but we are getting
close
Mr Whacky > closer to ya'lls death is
what ya'll are gettin so KEEP shootin
while ya ca
Duke Ricol > uh hu
RollinDutchMasters > well, that scared
m
RollinDutchMasters > im gonna leav
Grayson Gibbs > yeah. me to
RollinDutchMasters > if i pay your corp
money, will you promise not to come
hunt me dow
Ander > infact, Im gonna post this log
on eve-pirate.com , cheers ;
Mr Whacky > go ahead SCU
RollinDutchMasters > im not scu
Grayson Gibbs > ohhh
RollinDutchMasters > im so sorry to
have griefed yo
RollinDutchMasters > these ebil pirates
lied to me
Grayson Gibbs > the asshat started
calling names now
Duke Ricol > lo
RollinDutchMasters > said this PoS was
owned by blood raider
Duke Ricol > word of advise for the
future wack
Mr Whacky > whose a pirate
Duke Ricol > might want to fuel your
tower
Duke Ricol > makes it harder for us to
blow them u
RollinDutchMasters > fuel is overrate
RollinDutchMasters > its for nooblar
Mr Whacky > so whose a pirate ya
didnt answer tha
RollinDutchMasters > these ebil wings
guy
Duke Ricol > pie rats
Duke Ricol > velator ft
RollinDutchMasters > i can pay yo
Xanataures > ph33r my civ lase
Theodorovik > reapers are faster, thus
bette
RollinDutchMasters > thats what i hea
RollinDutchMasters > but i cant get one
:-
Mr Whacky > what I hear is ya'lls death
cry
Xanataures > i have a reaper
somewher
Xanataures > i stole it from some gu
RollinDutchMasters > that is exactly
what i plan to say when i di
Duke Ricol > sounds lke you need to
get your hearing checked whack
Theodorovik > persoanally, ive got mine
all riced out, with yellow racing stripes
(they make it go faster) and loud silver
exhaus
RollinDutchMasters > 'i cant get a
reaper. please avenge me
* Theodorovik prepares to avenge rolli
RollinDutchMasters > thank
RollinDutchMasters > ander was the one
who killed m
Xanataures > you know, rollin did kill
me onc
Duke Ricol > onoe
RollinDutchMasters > i did o.
RollinDutchMasters > i lost all my
pre-exodus killmails, so i cant chec
Xanataures > but it was a lowly
slasher and i didnt look at local b4 i
undocked in lsc lo
Duke Ricol > nailed my alter ego :
Grayson Gibbs > OMG Alighieri, I heard
about hi
Ander >
www.eve-kills.com/?player=Ander <-
BRAGWARNING
Grayson Gibbs > Now IM really leavin
Xanataures > uh-oh, were bone
RollinDutchMasters > i remember hunting
in LS for Fo
* Duke Ricol quakes
RollinDutchMasters > watching every
GODS and CDI person i scrambled
logoff/log onto an alt then smacktal
Xanataures > lo
Xanataures > thats lam
RollinDutchMasters > i have nice
screenies of a GODs director logging an
apoc away from my rifte
Grayson Gibbs > notice he quit talking
shi
Xanataures > that means his backup
fleet is coming
Duke Ricol > onoes
Mr Whacky > shus
Grayson Gibbs > ONOES
RollinDutchMasters > ok guy
RollinDutchMasters > i know everyone
has 8 WC
Theodorovik > rifters are scary as shit. i
almost logged when whacky showed up
here. even if that was only an elite
rifte
RollinDutchMasters > the battle plan will
be shoot a frigate and ru
Grayson Gibbs > OMGZ!!!!1111!!!1!!!!!1!!!
RollinDutchMasters > i'll call targets in
loca
RollinDutchMasters > primary target will
be ande
Mr Whacky > dont think you'll have a
chanc
Grayson Gibbs > Whack- we have way
more than a chance m
Mr Whacky > yes I know exactlly what
you hav
Mr Whacky > only one tempest ther
Theodorovik > oh swee
Grayson Gibbs > LO
Theodorovik > wai
Mr Whacky > ya'll cant see me but I
can see ya'l
* Duke Ricol is flying an ogre
Theodorovik > oh damn. HE'S A GHOST
Mr Whacky > :
Grayson Gibbs > Right, we have taken
apart this pos with just a temp
Mr Whacky > ghost of deat
Grayson Gibbs > wake up dud
Mr Whacky > never said that was all
that you ha
Grayson Gibbs > Mr Whacky > only one
tempes
ther
Theodorovik > im all confused now.
whacky, youre so wise, so please
explain: how does death have a ghost
Xanataures > local talk 4t
RollinDutchMasters > what can i sa
RollinDutchMasters > hes a whacky gu
Xanataures > dont ya hate it when you
talk in local instead of gang
Duke Ricol > lo
Theodorovik > ive got a tempest in my
pocke
RollinDutchMasters > i thought you were
just happy to see me
Xanataures > i have a dread in my
cargohol
Teh Shaz > NO YOU DONT THE
Teh Shaz > I SEE WHAT WHAT IT REALLY
I
Teh Shaz > its a cleveland steame
RollinDutchMasters > hey whacky, can i
borrow 5b? i want to buy a drea
RollinDutchMasters > i'll pay you bac
Theodorovik > Rollin still owes me for a
taco that i bought three years ag
Theodorovik > and he hasnt even eaten
it ye
RollinDutchMasters > its agin
addiciton82 > tacos are better age
RollinDutchMasters > beef isnt good till
year
Mr Whacky > only have 3 billion in
wallet sorr
Grayson Gibbs > ok, pay and we wont
kill y
RollinDutchMasters > ok, just give it to
me and i'll take an IOU for the res
Mr Whacky > not gonna waste money
told ya that all stuff destroyed has
been returned HAHA
* Duke Ricol looks at whackys info
screen
Theodorovik > duh. if it were returned
we'd see i
Duke Ricol > security director? some
guard you are
RollinDutchMasters > really? then i
would assume our ammo has been
returne
Grayson Gibbs > Um, if its been
returned,.. where is it
RollinDutchMasters > or youre
something of a lia
Grayson Gibbs > nonon
Mr Whacky > NOPE lucky to just be aliv
Grayson Gibbs > hes just aplain lia
RollinDutchMasters > and im not one to
throw around insults, you stupid
bastar
RollinDutchMasters > but i think you
might be a lia
Theodorovik > you're right. we are lucky
to be aliv
Mr Whacky > bastard
Grayson Gibbs > YE
Grayson Gibbs > Bastar
RollinDutchMasters > thats what your
mother told me last nigh
Mr Whacky > shut up fuck stic
RollinDutchMasters > fuckstick is one
wor
Duke Ricol > onoes cursing in local
RollinDutchMasters > stupid bastar

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