Pirate smacks back after failed ransome :)

Sweet Rosella·

Have been jumping system to system in my trusty Rifter scanning for my pray with not much luck for nearly an hour, when I Find a Ferox on my scanner, I pin point him to a 5/10 drone plex. I warp over and enter the plex to find the first room has been cleard and all the cans the drone's drop have been picked up, so I make my way over, to the secound gate and enter. There I find a Ferox 40k picking up the last few remaining cans ( wicked, the Ferox is full of crystal that the drones drop).

I switch on my after burner and head towards him at full speed he is still traveling towards the last few remaining cans and has not noticed me, I get to 20k of his ship dam his ship starts to change direction for warp, I am hoping he is not going to make it as he was traveling towards the last few cans at full speed, I am still getting closer have not locked him yet as i did not want to scare him even though my sec is 9.9 and I an flashing bright red. My modulas are hot ready to scramble him the secound I get a lock, I get to 7.8k and start to lock his Ferox BINGO I get a lock and my scrambler actives he has no stabs so I invite him to my "YourbeingRansomed" channel and the rest goes like this

[MOTD] Your money or your ship, you have 20 secounds to decide...

Sweet Rosella > 20mill
Kasheem Cetanes > Dude, I am a noob player, I dont have 20 mill
Kasheem Cetanes > -cry-
Sweet Rosella > u was able to buy that ship
Kasheem Cetanes > No, Corp got it.
Sweet Rosella > what do u have
Kasheem Cetanes > I only have 5 million
Sweet Rosella > not enough

He logs off hoping to save his ship, 5 or so mins later and 1000 rounds of emp s he logs back in to find his Ferox at 50% structure

Kasheem Cetanes > burn in a fire you bitch
Kasheem Cetanes > I will remember this and have my vengence
Sweet Rosella > lol#
Kasheem Cetanes > lol
Kasheem Cetanes > Atleast you cant f****** pod me
Kasheem Cetanes > lol
Sweet Rosella > do i relay care
Kasheem Cetanes > lolerpops
Kasheem Cetanes > f****** noob
Sweet Rosella > ur the f****** nob
Kasheem Cetanes > lol
Kasheem Cetanes > You are the f***** noob
Kasheem Cetanes > Look at me, I am a f****** pirate with no skillz
Sweet Rosella > lol @ u whop needs a corp to supply him ships as he is not man enough
Sweet Rosella > skills that can allow a frig to kill a bs u ass
Kasheem Cetanes > More like, I am doing DAMNED better than you have been 2 weeks in the gamne
Sweet Rosella > dont think so
Kasheem Cetanes > lolerpops
Sweet Rosella > u think u know it all boy
Kasheem Cetanes > You have nonetihng on me, fucking nub
Sweet Rosella > got ur ship
Sweet Rosella > and ur lot
Sweet Rosella > loot*
Sweet Rosella > all ur hard work
Kasheem Cetanes > Yep, all my work you f****** duche
Sweet Rosella > hhehe
Kasheem Cetanes > But, you dont have the skill to pod me
Kasheem Cetanes > G G Well, for having such an advantage, I am obviously a better player
Sweet Rosella > ive podded 30 players this month
Kasheem Cetanes > But not me because you have no skill
Sweet Rosella > better player, you logged of ass hole
Sweet Rosella > i know how to save pod

I start to scan for his pod and find it at a moon with a pos there

Kasheem Cetanes > I crashed you jack ass.
Sweet Rosella > dont lie
Sweet Rosella > now u sit at ur pos
Sweet Rosella > chicken
Kasheem Cetanes > Well -shrug- I am still in the system if you wanna bring it
Kasheem Cetanes > Lolerpops
Sweet Rosella > ur all mouth
Sweet Rosella > same with all ur members that i kill
Kasheem Cetanes > lol
Kasheem Cetanes > You couldnt kill a member of my corp other than me if you tried
Sweet Rosella > last night 1 of ur members was crying for help in local
Kasheem Cetanes > lol, Who?
Sweet Rosella > repper or something like that
Kasheem Cetanes > lol, he doesnt count, he looses like 5 ships every fucking day
Sweet Rosella > same for all ur corp cant supply therte own ships
Sweet Rosella > gimp corp
Sweet Rosella > full of boys
Kasheem Cetanes > lol
Sweet Rosella > and where is ur corp now
Kasheem Cetanes > Sleeping, like normal people, with lives
Kasheem Cetanes > Welp, grats, feel good about killing me in a videogame, and steeling my interwebs loot
Sweet Rosella > u must be the retard of the corp
Kasheem Cetanes > But remember that you have earned an enemy, and I will hunt you.
Sweet Rosella > join the que
Kasheem Cetanes > when I do grow more powerful you will learn of this mistake, and come to fear me. That is all
Kasheem Cetanes > Night Night my little bitch

got to love this guy for his sportsmanship

2006.05.29 10:12:00

Victim: Kasheem Cetanes
Corporation: Knights of Valhalla
Destroyed Type: Ferox
Solar System: Paala
System Security Level: 0.1

Involved parties:

Name: Sweet Rosella (laid the final blow)
Security Status: -9.9
Corporation: Perfect Order
Ship Type: Rifter
Weapon Type: 150mm Light AutoCannon II


Destroyed items:

'Malkuth' Heavy Missile Launcher I
'Malkuth' Heavy Missile Launcher I
Ballistic Control System I
'Malkuth' Heavy Missile Launcher I
Large Neutron Saturation Injector I
Large Supplemental Barrier Emitter I
Ballistic Control System I
Dark Compound, Qty: 17 (Cargo)
Gleaming Alloy, Qty: 10 (Cargo)
Lucent Compound, Qty: 10 (Cargo)
Condensed Alloy, Qty: 12 (Cargo)
9th Tier Overseer's Personal Effects (Cargo)
Precious Alloy (Cargo)
Sheen Compound (Cargo)
Condensed Alloy, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Precious Alloy, Qty: 4 (Cargo)
Widowmaker Heavy Missile, Qty: 32
Widowmaker Heavy Missile, Qty: 32
Widowmaker Heavy Missile, Qty: 32

Cleared for publication by: Ander

12 Comments

Anonymous·

smack talk gets you no wear, should have just blown him up and left

Speed Devil·

for some reason i always enjoy my kill more if they start to smack :p

zeph·

Hehe i sense a WoW refugee. lolerpops, interwebs loot, my ship is bigger so i r 1337...

anyway nice kill and just leave him scream instead of repliing :) waste of your time and no doubt hes gonna tell his corpmaties how you were such a lame smacktard and everything :/

Anon·

Smack talking like that is retarded. You should at least make an attempt to type properly, lest the reputations of us post-pubescent, literate and eloquent pirates are ruined.

Swethren·

Yet another "oh look at me, I got smacked cause I killed a n00b" post.

Are these really worth posting?

who·

dude with all that talk you give pirates a bad name why cant you be nice like most pirates are now?

Swethren·

Who are you talking to?

Mr Random·

So what was your ship setup?

Speed Devil·

he was in a 0.1 so its just as well a waste of time to sit out the agression timer like he would talk to that guy for 15 minutes.

i always have a laugh with people like him smacking, the trick is u got to make them look retarded by giving a good reply that they just logg off or block u :p

Anony Mouse·

Wow, how the hell did you manage to kill a Ferox with a Rifter? Did the guy have *NO* missile skills? What damage was he hitting you for per shot?

Ogadei·

What a SmackTard. You nailed him, and now he has sand in his pu**y. Well done mate, good kill and you tolerated the smack a lot longer than I could have.

Og

Shigsy·

I believe the channel should be "You'reBeingRansomed" And am i the only one who thinks 20m is a bit high for a ferox? =/

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