I am flying in high sec space and ganking ore like mad as usual. In local chat I spot some weirdo babbling on and on and on and on about his uber Ferox and he's learned so much from his forays into 0.0 with his uber corp, etc. etc.
I am thinking this guy has got to be ripe for the pickens. Sure enough, he's barely 1 month old. I'm 5 months old and don't even bother flying a battle cruiser until I skill up quite a bit more. This guy though has no problems with it apparently.
I approach him in my elite ore gankmobile, the almighty Executioner. He's just sitting in the belt doing nothing at all. So I decide to target him for laughs. He targets me back.........and immediately opens fire. Hmm, I check my aggro list, I haven't stolen from him or his corp, why the hell is he firing on me? Oh wait, he's a complete moron, that's why.
Concord steals my killmail and as usual, I dont have Fraps up and running. Oh well. I check out his leftovers. Not too shabby. All his Advanced Limo Heavy Launchers survived the blast along with a T2 shield thing and some named shield extenders. That will fetch me a few million easily.
I head out and switch ships since he is spouting off he doesn't care about dying, he has plenty of spare Ferox's laying around. Uh huh. If that's the case, I plan on popping it as soon as he exits the station. I get lucky and find him at the first station I warp to. I sit out front waiting for him to exit.
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I tell him it's all good, he can come and loot his stuff since I didn't take it. He actually believes me and exits the station. What he doesn't realize is that his global criminal countdown has not yet expired.
He gets Concorded for the second time in 5 minutes.
He realizes he needs to let his countdown expire.
He then informs me that his uber skills and experiences in 0.0 space cause this tradgedy to occur.
At this point I am laughing quite a bit. He seems to have zero common sense and even less knowledge of how the game mechanics work.
So I decide to see how stupid and gullible he really is. I convo him on my alt account. I tell him I've secured his items in my own container in the belt and he had better get here fast to loot up. He again informs this character of the origin of his itchy trigger finger as well as the dangers of his preferred 0.0 system.
So he warps back into the belt. I am thinking he wont loot the container as I've only left a civilian shield booster in it. I just killed 2 rats a second before he warps in and I explain that he needs to loot everything. Sure enough, he loots the can, even though it wasn't his gear. This flags him to me and I decide I really must teach him a lesson.
I try to explain why I killed him but he still doesn't understand. Since he is impervious to the truth I tell him lies.
I couldn't wait to post this so I fed him some more BS. Look at all that ore. My precious!
He gets Concorded for the second time in 5 minutes.
He realizes he needs to let his countdown expire.
He then informs me that his uber skills and experiences in 0.0 space cause this tradgedy to occur.
At this point I am laughing quite a bit. He seems to have zero common sense and even less knowledge of how the game mechanics work.
So I decide to see how stupid and gullible he really is. I convo him on my alt account. I tell him I've secured his items in my own container in the belt and he had better get here fast to loot up. He again informs this character of the origin of his itchy trigger finger as well as the dangers of his preferred 0.0 system.
So he warps back into the belt. I am thinking he wont loot the container as I've only left a civilian shield booster in it. I just killed 2 rats a second before he warps in and I explain that he needs to loot everything. Sure enough, he loots the can, even though it wasn't his gear. This flags him to me and I decide I really must teach him a lesson.
I try to explain why I killed him but he still doesn't understand. Since he is impervious to the truth I tell him lies.
I couldn't wait to post this so I fed him some more BS. Look at all that ore. My precious!
5 Comments
Nuggan·
Haha nice one m8. Way to teach those noobs a lesson!
Kal·
Holy cow, thats hilarious! Two thumbs up from me :D
flashfresh·
OK - this had me laughing my ass off. Gonna leave my corp and go pirating.
Orchyre·
Holy crap, you did quite well tricking him several times, many props.
Mica·
Ohhhh, Freaky Your a mean bastard, so proud to know U.. Take care Bro