So, I find a moa with my gankanix in a belt happily ratting away on NPC's.
Ander > RAAAAWR
Ander > Flee carebearling I am here
to shoot you into tiny pieces
Ander > God dammit
Ander > Flee, I tell you
Flow Nekcuf > oh oops
Flow Nekcuf > I'm fleeing
Flow Nekcuf > hold on
Flow Nekcuf > my warp drive is
activating
Ander > You're lying
Flow Nekcuf > I ran outa power! oh
noes
Flow Nekcuf > no really, its going
Flow Nekcuf > watch me
Ander > God dammit! Why do I
always have to shoot the
carebears?
Flow Nekcuf > ysee
Flow Nekcuf > I told ya
Ander > Good good
Flow Nekcuf > just had to get the
power up
Flow Nekcuf > apologies oh mighty
pirate
Ander > Now pretend I actually
turned on my scramblers and held
you scrammed and ransomed you
Ander > give me your iskies
Ander > 1million isk
Flow Nekcuf > Crap
Ander > You know I'd have shot ya
if I actually scrammed you. *nod*
Ander > So turn it over!
Flow Nekcuf > It'se sent!
Flow Nekcuf > don't hurt me oh
mighty pirate!
Ander > Argh! Dont stall! I want the
whole amount
Ander > Alright, 500k then
Ander > But be quick about it
Flow Nekcuf > I'm working on it, 6
more pirates and I'll have it
Ander > Hmph.
Ander > Fine
Flow Nekcuf > why theres a pirate
Ander > This discussion is so going
on eve-pirate.com
The guy actually gave me 1 isk :)
Next time I'll shoot for real!
4 Comments
Flow Nekcuf·
Not so happily I would like to say, more frustrated to have to learn skills I should have learned early in my career so I could be pirating along with all you guys :P.
Give me a month, I'll be happily pirating, till then, (unless I get some corp help from someone, I'm looking if anyones reading :P) you'll see me ratting away for isk.
teh shaz·
You mean you let him go for one isk? Damn that makes me sad, you are getting soft ander : P
See you tomorrow
FLow Nekcuf·
He didn't let me go, I warped out before he reached me :P then again, maybe he did let me go O_O.
Anonymous·
I could've shot you to pieces anytime ;P
I just didnt have a scrambler to extort you. So my option'd been to shoot you down instead and loot.