Saturday fun \0/

My alt delivered my Taranis to me in Bosboger with all the modules and ammo needed. It’s the first time I used an Interceptor so I undock and practiced flying around for a bit and using the MWD.

I Find MrBlooD at a gate killing NPC frigs at the nearby rock formation. I fly over to his can and steal from it. I target him and he targets me back and I begin flying around him a bit with my MWD on to try and get him to attack me. Finally, he attacks me and I orbit at 500m and turn my MWD off, we both start shooting and we are both in armor…wtf? How can that be? I look at my MWD and it’s a blinking red, bah my MWD is stuck. I was forced to warp off because I was taking too much damage for my armor repairer to repair and I was going way too fast to track and get in optimal range with my blasters.
Luckily, I warped far enough to get my entire cap drained and it forced my MWD to turn off. I warp back to the gate while repairing my armor in warp. When I get to the gate, I find he isn’t there and a quick scan revels he is at the station, I activate my warp drive and right before I warp to the station I see MrBlooD warp to the gate. Shit Shit cancel warp! But it was too late. When I got to the station, I warped back to the gate and jumped into the system. Hmm where could he be? I didn’t have time to scan and I guessed he would be heading to Rens.

I chased him all the way to Abudban where he decided to make his stand and sat on the gate leading to where I came from, I orbited at 500m (I didn’t turn my MWD on to do it this time :P), then he started firing at me. W00T, I made sure my MWD wasn’t stuck again and opened fire, and his ship went down in a flash, I guess turning off the MWD does help a lot ;). I looked at his can, noob stuff and NPC frig loot, as a sign of good will, I warped to the station where his pod warped to and traded his pathetic loot back to him. I guess he was happy and started convoing me, sending me eve mails, and talking to me in local all at the same time. He was speaking Russian, so I used an online translator and tried to understand him, but it didn’t really help, so I blocked him since he kept trying to talk to me :S.

I headed back to Bosboger and find ParisHilton in a Vexor, Paris has been causing us some problems, so some of my corp mates and I formed a gang and warp to her belt and disposed of her. Apparently, this got her mad and she took out her Dominix, even though we outnumbered her, we were outgunned; It was Dominix vs Maller (Mika Tani), Taranis(me), and Ishkur(BrokenVision). The three of us warped to our POS (if anyone wants to buy the location of our POS, somebody is selling the location on the e-o forums @ http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=352197&page=1#12 lol) Mika Tani suggests we invite her to the gang and trick her to warp to the POS, so we invite her and she accepts. We start BSing her and we make it seem like we’re all in safespots and we don’t want to fight.

She said she couldn’t be bothered to fight us, and she said she is going to go and make another Vexor. Aww :(. I scan one more time and I see her Dominix, hmm she’s probably at the station, I’ll warp in and bug her a bit. I start warping but I see a BS icon on the overview. Whoa! Cancel warp, turn on MWD, lock, scramble, web, f1 f2 f3 f4. Apparently, Paris gang warped and then quit the gang, hoping to warp in on us when we were off guard. Pretty good trick, but I bet she was surprise to find a POS . Needless to say, she died.

About an hour latter, Jah'Ret Khan, an outlaw, jumps into the system, I scan and find he’s in a Rifter. Hmm Rifter vs. Taranis, not a fair fight, but I’m blood thirsty and want to test out my new interceptor. I do some warpin and I do some Scanin and find he’s at a planet buy a gate. I warp in, MWD, lock scramble, web f1 f2 f3 f4. I’m using void ammo vs. a frigate and most of my shots missed, but I eventuly kill and pod him. I was surprised and kind of annoyed my 200 ISK ammo wasn’t hitting a t1 frig. Latter on my CEO, DruzidelCastro, explains how tracking on t2 ammo sucks and I should us Antimatter on Frigs. Oops, at least I didn’t lose a Taranis vs rifter, that would have been embarrassing :S

Latter on, my corp. mates and The Rat Pack, take a trip to Amamake (my first time in Amamake, I’ve always been warned not to go there but today I did!) I had to leave early to go out to eat with my family for Fathers Day, but I heard we killed a rupture, but BrokenVision lost his Ishkur because the rupture was shooting at him and one of our corp mates accidentally shot at him.

I fly around the area and spot a Cyclone doing missions, I call in Deadi in his Ferox and I bust out my Imicus fitted with scan probes. I scaned, but I couldn’t find him with the probes, so Deadi and I give up and head back to Bosboger. I warp to our POS and scan. Hmm another Ferox on scanner. I look at local and find the guy piloting it; Obanin Silverwolf 15 days into the game and piloting a 30+ million ISK ship. Must have bought the ISK of eBay. Deadi jumps in and I tell him to warp to the belt he’s in. I was still in my Imicus fitted with probes, so I warped in at 100km and just watch. When Deadi started killing him, the guy ejected from his ship! Wow smart move, you gave us a free ship. He also sent Deadi an evemail:
2006.06.18 06:28
lol u suck buddy. couldnt even get hold of a pod :P anyways that was very annoying... we were trying to check something out. now we have to spend another 30ish mil (pocket change) and like 30min to get all the shit back for the ship... so next time can u leave us alone... we have fuck all in our cargo and no inplants so trying to get 20mil for a pod is just dumb cuz all you'd do is save us a 6 jump trip back home... Savvy?

Deadi’s response:
Heh thanks. O, and by the way....could you please send me about 7mil ISK so i can insure your ship??? Thank you.

Best Regards,
Deadi9-Vhi

Deadi named the new Ferox ‘VHI Thievery’ and he sent me 5 mil for tipping him about the ship and for warning him when the person ejected.

Latter I found a Rupture ratting in the belts. I told BrovenVision who brought his Enyo. He was set up for PVE, so he didn’t have a scam, so I had to tackle the Rupture in my Taranis. A corp. mate, Azmura, was 4 jumps away and even though we told her 2 people were enough, she still came. BrokenVision and I warped into the belt, I warp Scramble the ship, but he launched drones and forced me to warp out. BrokenVision finished the Rupture off and I was on my way back to collect the loot. Then Azmura comes out of nowhere and loots mine and BrokenVisions can, she told us there’s a Domination 10mn Afterburner and she scoops it up and runs to Rens and puts it on Escrow.

Ok…Shit didn’t do shit but we’re still going to end up splitting it 3 ways, even though BrokenVision and I did all of the work. The next day, the Afterburner sells, and we split it three ways BrokenVision and I weren’t very happy about it and we waited until our CEO, DruzidelCastro logged on so we can tell him and set things right. When he logged on, we tell him and he’s also mad so we draw up a plan.

When Azmura logged on, I talked to her about how she didn’t do shit and it isn’t fair for BrokenVision and I, because we have to split it with her. She didn’t like this so she insulted me and acted like a brat. She ended up giving the money to BrokenVision because I was “Acting like a Dick”. TAfter she gave BrokenVision our money, DruzidelCastro went to Rens and killed her Wolf. After he killed her wolf, this was *supposed* to be the time when DruzidelCastro Kicked her from the corp, but we discovered she had roles and had to wait 24 hours. Oops :(