One vs. Eight--Meet one of the worst corps ever!

Seeing as my current corp is made up of 98% Euro players, there is not always a lot going on when I log in so I have to entertain myself.

Usually I do this by pirating in high sec space. I have found it to be highly profitable and endlessly entertaining.

So I go off to Pimebeka. It has decent traffic and lots of miners with a planet with 9 belts for easy and fast pickens.

I warp in and the trash talk commences....

[ 2006.05.16 04:30:05 ] Paul W > wuss bag Norm
[ 2006.05.16 04:30:24 ] Paul W > /emote gives Freaky Norm the finger
[ 2006.05.16 04:30:29 ] Freaky Norm > /emote jhands paulie a tissue
[ 2006.05.16 04:30:53 ] Paul W > must feel real brave to rob people
[ 2006.05.16 04:31:19 ] Freaky Norm > well considering it allows your whole corp a free 15 mins to attack me, its got its risks
[ 2006.05.16 04:31:29 ] Paul W > but i never see you in low sec, hmm, wonder why...
[ 2006.05.16 04:31:43 ] Freaky Norm > cause its empty late at night usually
[ 2006.05.16 04:31:46 ] Paul W > if you say so
[ 2006.05.16 04:31:50 ] Freaky Norm > i do
[ 2006.05.16 04:31:56 ] Paul W > coward
[ 2006.05.16 04:32:01 ] Freaky Norm > hehe
[ 2006.05.16 04:32:07 ] Freaky Norm > go refit and take your best shot
[ 2006.05.16 04:32:11 ] Freaky Norm > or stop crying
[ 2006.05.16 04:32:28 ] Paul W > no one's crying cock holster
[ 2006.05.16 04:32:41 ] Freaky Norm > heh
[ 2006.05.16 04:32:47 ] Freaky Norm > im petitioning you for foul language!


Obviously I've stolen from this guy a lot. So he's harboring some ill will towards me. However I wasn't there to mess with him. There is another guy there who I have a score to settle with.

The night before I was in Pimebeka I ran into some noob in a small corp mining out in a belt. I fly up and take a peek in his can. Not near enough for me to bring my hauler out to grab. So instead I just swap his can to mine to see if any of his corpmates might come to take it back. Mind you I am flying my cruiser of choice at the time, a Maller.

So I sit and wait for 10 mins or so and nothing happens. It's getting late so I head to a station and dock for the night.

I log in the next day to see this noob, HAELEY1988, has evemailed me 3 or 4 times. Here is one of them.....notice his poor grammar....

Sub:THEAF
2006.05.15 05:52
my corp is going to blow you away ass wipe

His other emails were more of the same. Basically trying to bait me into revisiting Pimebeka. All of his mails were chock full of errors. I wondered if he mispelled his own name. I think he meant it to be Harley. Nah, no one could be that stupid, could they? (This incident happened back in mid-May, if you search for the name Harley, you will find he made a new character and spelled it correctly this time. He seems to have a thing for Harley Davidson motorcycles).

Needless to say I was quite pleased to see he was in local as were a lot of his corpmates. As soon as Paul W. stops whining HAELEY starts in.....

[ 2006.05.16 04:36:39 ] HAELEY1988 > if you give me your ip address you will be formating
[ 2006.05.16 04:36:58 ] Ayaka Komatsu > lol
[ 2006.05.16 04:37:05 ] Freaky Norm > ooooh scary!
[ 2006.05.16 04:37:09 ] Freaky Norm > oh noes! haxor!
[ 2006.05.16 04:37:28 ] Freaky Norm > good to see youre willing to break laws over a game.
[ 2006.05.16 04:37:32 ] HAELEY1988 > come on norm chiken
[ 2006.05.16 04:38:04 ] Freaky Norm > k where do you wanna fight? ill be right there
[ 2006.05.16 04:38:34 ] HAELEY1988 > give me you ip address'
[ 2006.05.16 04:38:48 ] Freaky Norm > 123.45.67.89
[ 2006.05.16 04:38:55 ] Freaky Norm > 127.0.0.1
[ 2006.05.16 04:38:55 ] Paul W > hmm... not if you bring friends, i don't trust you, can't trust a thief
[ 2006.05.16 04:39:11 ] HAELEY1988 > or you do not know what a ip address is
[ 2006.05.16 04:39:13 ] Freaky Norm > youve seen me a lot paul. i always work alone


WTF?! He is threatening to hax0r me because I swapped about 1000 isk worth of ore? Threatening a member of a pirate corp can be risky. Doing so over so little is even more retarded.

I decided to just go belt to belt and gank everyone I see. Him and his corp continue trash talking to the point of absurdity.

So this goes on a bit. I keep flying around with my alt hauler in tow ganking massive amounts of ore from people. No one will engage. Not the Brutix guarding the 3 destroyers mining, not the Maller solo mining either.

Then I see the Haeley guy mining. It's an obvious trap as he has a ton of corpmates in local, several in cruisers scattered around showing on my scanner seeming to be waiting to warp in.

I approach his can, knowing full well not all is as it seems.

Sure enough, a Vengeance warps in, 2 Omens, 2 frigs, a Crow and then a 3rd Omen and a Blackbird join in. So we got an 8 vs 1. Which I woulda done but I saw 2 Feroxes out in the belts from their corp. I was thinking they were gonna sucker me in.

So I toss out a can and wait. They keep talking shit.......

[ 2006.05.16 05:27:32 ] Virgon > what up fag
[ 2006.05.16 05:27:54 ] Freaky Norm > watching a wussy orbit me thats about it
[ 2006.05.16 05:28:00 ] HAELEY1988 > oh you mean freaky norm
[ 2006.05.16 05:29:35 ] chiXu1 > feelin' freaky
[ 2006.05.16 05:29:41 ] chiXu1 > /emote shudders
[ 2006.05.16 05:29:45 ] Freaky Norm > lets see if you got it chix
[ 2006.05.16 05:29:50 ] Virgon > o no its norm
[ 2006.05.16 05:29:54 ] chiXu1 > bring it
[ 2006.05.16 05:30:18 ] chiXu1 > i'll give you 25mil isk you you can od me
[ 2006.05.16 05:30:19 ] Freaky Norm > hehe 5 vs 1? (mind you not all their ships warped in yet)
[ 2006.05.16 05:30:22 ] Virgon > come on norm
[ 2006.05.16 05:30:23 ] chiXu1 > *pod
[ 2006.05.16 05:30:31 ] Freaky Norm > cant pod in high sec tard
[ 2006.05.16 05:30:36 ] Freaky Norm > without major sec loss
[ 2006.05.16 05:30:46 ] chiXu1 > awh, what a shame
[ 2006.05.16 05:30:49 ] Freaky Norm > yep
[ 2006.05.16 05:30:52 ] Virgon > lets go to 04
[ 2006.05.16 05:30:59 ] Freaky Norm > though you could step up to war dec my corp
[ 2006.05.16 05:31:11 ] Freaky Norm > got no balls to loot my can? thats all it takes
[ 2006.05.16 05:31:19 ] Virgon > u we want
[ 2006.05.16 05:31:19 ] Freaky Norm > im offering you 1 vs 1
[ 2006.05.16 05:31:56 ] chiXu1 > you got youself a 1v1 then
[ 2006.05.16 05:32:02 ] Freaky Norm > k loot the can
[ 2006.05.16 05:32:15 ] Virgon > what with a 4 day old player
[ 2006.05.16 05:32:16 ] chiXu1 > name it
[ 2006.05.16 05:33:09 ] Virgon > come on
[ 2006.05.16 05:33:22 ] Virgon > 04 norm
[ 2006.05.16 05:34:17 ] Freaky Norm > oh please like im gonna go to .4 sec against 8 guys


God forbid they try a 1 vs 1. To my amazement, the Vengeance guy loots my can. As he does, all his corpmates try to surround me so I cant catch him. Too bad for them I had my MWD equipped.

[ 2006.05.16 05:35:23 ] Freaky Norm > ah need your friends to help i see

I burst through them as I lock the Vengeance and proceed to scram and web him. He goes down in a matter of seconds. But not without some whining of course.....

[ 2006.05.16 05:37:08 ] Freaky Norm > owned
[ 2006.05.16 05:37:24 ] Thrain Spleanripper > no you had to use a nos very sad
[ 2006.05.16 05:37:45 ] Freaky Norm > oh please
[ 2006.05.16 05:38:05 ] Freaky Norm > you had plenty of time tto refit
[ 2006.05.16 05:39:00 ] Freaky Norm > next you'll tell me to wait here while you go grab 6 BS and want to play

Just as I pop the Vengeance the Crow pilot locks and fires! WTF!? I am not even flagged to him. I actually pop him before Concord can.

Down goes the Crow and all of their corp locks me. One of them in a frig fires and gets promptly Concorded. He was a 6 month old pilot too.

[ 2006.05.16 05:40:28 ] Freaky Norm > hehe who was the tard who got concorded?
[ 2006.05.16 05:41:20 ] Virgon > come on
[ 2006.05.16 05:41:45 ] Freaky Norm > what more do you want? a 10 vs 1 and me in a shuttle?

Notice on the Crow's killmail, his own corpmate had him scrammed??

2006.05.16 05:36:00

Victim: chiXu1
Corporation: Lion's Emporium
Destroyed Type: Crow
Solar System: Pimebeka
System Security Level: 0.7

Involved parties:

Name: Freaky Norm (laid the final blow)
Security Status: -1.2
Corporation: Beyond Divinity Inc
Ship Type: Maller
Weapon Type: Medium Pulse Laser II

Name: Kiken Bushi
Security Status: 1.0
Corporation: Lion's Emporium
Ship Type: Blackbird
Weapon Type: J5 Prototype Warp Inhibitor I


Destroyed items:

Gistii A-Type 1MN MicroWarpdrive
ECM - Multispectral Jammer I
'Arbalest' Standard Missile Launcher
Bloodclaw Light Missile, Qty: 31
Bloodclaw Light Missile, Qty: 31
Bloodclaw Light Missile, Qty: 31


2006.05.16 05:36:00

Victim: Thrain Spleanripper
Corporation: Lion's Emporium
Destroyed Type: Vengeance
Solar System: Pimebeka
System Security Level: 0.7

Involved parties:

Name: Freaky Norm (laid the final blow)
Security Status: -1.2
Corporation: Beyond Divinity Inc
Ship Type: Maller
Weapon Type: Medium Pulse Laser II


Destroyed items:

Faint Warp Prohibitor I
Dual Light Beam Laser II
Small Armor Repairer II
Adaptive Nano Plating II
'Malkuth' Standard Missile Launcher I
Gleam S
Gleam S
Flameburst Light Missile, Qty: 37

Another funny thing is, their corpmates all stared on as I looted all 3 cans from the guys who died and also their "bait" can. No one would engage. Talk about a corp of fucking pussies.

They lost some nice t2 loot to me. Some small t2 beam lasers with some t2 crystals, several beta hull overdrives, 2x power diag 2, 1mn MWD t2 and some True Sanshas Adaptive Nano Plating. I netted about 7 mil from all of it, plus about 6mil from the ore I found in jetcans.

That was my original story as posted on my corps website. A few people wanted me to post it here for everyone to enjoy.

A funny side-note to this whole incident. The next day one of their corp officers convos me. Apparently his corp lied about how everything went down, even going as far as saying I didn't kill anyone, apparently they all got Concorded. I love when people lie to make themselves look better but in reality it makes them look retarded. 2 experienced pilots in T2 ships full of T2 gear getting Concorded over a few thousand isk of ore?

So after talking to this retard a bit he informed me that his corp will refrain from evemailing me and talking like babies in local. That's not what ends up happening. Not only does this corp not honor a 1 vs. 1 engagement, they also enjoy harassing people via evemails and convos.

The next day HAELEY evemails me saying he will get revenge, etc. Then he convos me and says "haha you can't find me". So I invite him to a gang and he accepts, I whip open the map and set the display to "show gang in space" and see he's moved about 10 jumps away. I close the conversation saying me and 10 corpmates are headed to kill his corp as we will be war decing them.

5 minutes later his corp officer again convosme apologizing for his antics. This corp is definitely one you can have some fun with.

Cleared for publication by: Ander