hello,
Just today, i was idleing outside jita moon 4 in my wolf waiting for war targets with my fellow aliance member who was in a hawk.
There was an ishkur flying round oustide taking peoples cans and was asking if anyone would shoot him to test his tank. So as nicely as i do, dropped a can and he took it, i then engaged and he fought back and was killing me which took me totally by suprise as he gained the upper hand in the fight, i knew i couldnt kill him so i told me freind to come out and help, and so he did..
BOOM!!
Cleared for publication by: Ander
Rest of story moved to extended body
2006.07.21 20:48
2006.07.21 19:34
Victim: Majenta Mynx
Alliance: None
Corp: Advanced Security And Asset Protection
Destroyed: Ishkur
System: Jita
Security: 0.9
Involved parties:
Name: Bigben
Security: -2.2
Alliance: Knights Of the Southerncross
Corp: The Merchant Marines
Ship: Wolf
Weapon: Wolf
Name: XXX (laid the final blow)
Security: 2.0
Alliance: Knights Of the Southerncross
Corp: Shadows of the Dead
Ship: Hawk
Weapon: Bloodclaw Precision Light Missile
Destroyed items:
125mm Railgun II
125mm Railgun II
Small Armor Repairer II
Power Diagnostic System II
1MN Afterburner II
Spike S, Qty: 760 (Cargo)
Spike S, Qty: 63
Spike S, Qty: 62
Then, he began smacktalking about how i was a noob etc :
[ 2006.07.21 19:30:29 ] Majenta Mynx > citzno can you test my tank out?
[ 2006.07.21 19:30:31 ] Majenta Mynx > with some frig
[ 2006.07.21 19:30:34 ] Majenta Mynx > im in Ishkur
[ 2006.07.21 19:30:37 ] Majenta Mynx > no serious fight
[ 2006.07.21 19:30:39 ] Majenta Mynx > just testing
[ 2006.07.21 19:30:43 ] Majenta Mynx > i also wanna test how my cap lasts
[ 2006.07.21 19:30:44 ] CitzNo 097864 > No time right now, sorry
[ 2006.07.21 19:30:48 ] Majenta Mynx > darn
[ 2006.07.21 19:31:48 ] Bigben > maj i will
[ 2006.07.21 19:31:58 ] Bigben > i will only go to strcut
[ 2006.07.21 19:32:04 ] Bigben > and stop there
[ 2006.07.21 19:32:07 ] Majenta Mynx > kk
[ 2006.07.21 19:32:35 ] Bigben > ok
[ 2006.07.21 19:32:39 ] Bigben > come here
[ 2006.07.21 19:33:28 ] General Tsiao > big boy
[ 2006.07.21 19:34:09 ] Notorious BAS > Anyone know where to find the fighter drone I have to destroy as a mission for Kazaka Uoora
[ 2006.07.21 19:34:15 ] Jenina Hawke > :)
[ 2006.07.21 19:34:22 ] Majenta Mynx > hahaha so much like kos
[ 2006.07.21 19:34:23 ] Jenina Hawke > Check your mission, lovey - may have a link
[ 2006.07.21 19:34:26 ] Majenta Mynx > being noobs like that
[ 2006.07.21 19:34:43 ] Majenta Mynx > well once a noob, always a noob
[ 2006.07.21 19:35:03 ] Notorious BAS > ok
[ 2006.07.21 19:35:19 ] Majenta Mynx > couldnt even beat me 1on1 so brought a friend with him
[ 2006.07.21 19:35:21 ] Bigben > nice work
[ 2006.07.21 19:35:25 ] Bigben > unlucky
[ 2006.07.21 19:35:30 ] Majenta Mynx > hahaha
[ 2006.07.21 19:35:33 ] Majenta Mynx > you guys are just noobs
[ 2006.07.21 19:35:50 ] Jenina Hawke > Ms. Mynx: Most people are compared to you
[ 2006.07.21 19:36:03 ] Majenta Mynx > well i dont mean by sp or age
[ 2006.07.21 19:36:11 ] Majenta Mynx > but these guys dont honor a 1on1
[ 2006.07.21 19:36:23 ] Serenity Frye > that sucks :<
[ 2006.07.21 19:36:38 ] Brenalic > u need something gimp?
[ 2006.07.21 19:36:41 ] Bigben > lol
[ 2006.07.21 19:36:42 ] Majenta Mynx > well Knights of the Souterherncross has always being like that
[ 2006.07.21 19:36:43 ] Bigben > u led
[ 2006.07.21 19:36:45 ] Bigben > lied
[ 2006.07.21 19:36:53 ] Majenta Mynx > when i was one of them it was like it too
[ 2006.07.21 19:36:55 ] Bigben > sed u wanted ur tank tested out
[ 2006.07.21 19:37:06 ] Bigben > ...
[ 2006.07.21 19:37:09 ] Majenta Mynx > and you brought your friend to kill me
[ 2006.07.21 19:38:24 ] Bigben > yea
[ 2006.07.21 19:38:33 ] Bigben > wasnt expecting you to shoot back..
[ 2006.07.21 19:38:52 ] Majenta Mynx > well i shot as i saw your friend come out and engage
[ 2006.07.21 19:39:05 ] Bigben > after i engaged
[ 2006.07.21 19:39:18 ] Bigben > u allready shot
[ 2006.07.21 19:39:21 ] Bigben > what you talking about
[ 2006.07.21 19:39:26 ] Bigben > you could of just docked,,
[ 2006.07.21 19:39:58 ] Majenta Mynx > err my drones engaged you as you engaged me. so i coudlnt have docked
[ 2006.07.21 19:40:01 ] Majenta Mynx > couldnt*
[ 2006.07.21 19:41:55 ] Bigben > why did you have them out
[ 2006.07.21 19:42:02 ] Bigben > or just say stop
[ 2006.07.21 19:42:03 ] Kaen'Ara > Does anyone know of a general area in which the Gallente Emergency Drone can be found?
[ 2006.07.21 19:42:10 ] Bigben > and my freind wasnt even out then..
[ 2006.07.21 19:45:50 ] Majenta Mynx > omg
[ 2006.07.21 19:45:53 ] Majenta Mynx > this is best
[ 2006.07.21 19:46:16 ] Majenta Mynx > bringing dominix out !
[ 2006.07.21 19:46:18 ] Majenta Mynx > hahaha
[ 2006.07.21 19:46:42 ] Majenta Mynx > but now im pretty much happy i think
[ 2006.07.21 19:46:45 ] Majenta Mynx > we are even
[ 2006.07.21 19:47:19 ] Bigben > you got a vexor
[ 2006.07.21 19:47:22 ] Bigben > i was in a af
[ 2006.07.21 19:47:27 ] Majenta Mynx > af > cruiser
[ 2006.07.21 19:47:33 ] Majenta Mynx > 2x will own a cruiser
[ 2006.07.21 19:47:41 ] Bigben > nope
[ 2006.07.21 19:47:43 ] Bigben > tell u waht
[ 2006.07.21 19:47:46 ] Harper04 > cruiser > af
[ 2006.07.21 19:47:46 ] Trooper Jones > 53k at 2597
[ 2006.07.21 19:47:47 ] Signore Secondo > hello jitan scum
[ 2006.07.21 19:47:49 ] Tiara Steel > depends what the cruisers got equiped tbh
[ 2006.07.21 19:47:56 ] Majenta Mynx > well depends on cruiser
[ 2006.07.21 19:47:56 ] Bigben > you got another ishkur?
[ 2006.07.21 19:48:07 ] Bigben > i have you a af v af
[ 2006.07.21 19:48:08 ] Majenta Mynx > what if i have?
[ 2006.07.21 19:48:09 ] Bigben > single
[ 2006.07.21 19:48:10 ] Majenta Mynx > doesnt really matter
[ 2006.07.21 19:48:12 ] Bigben > 1 v 1
[ 2006.07.21 19:48:13 ] Majenta Mynx > i got what i wanted
[ 2006.07.21 19:48:15 ] Majenta Mynx > ahahaha
[ 2006.07.21 19:48:18 ] Bigben > yeah
[ 2006.07.21 19:48:20 ] Majenta Mynx > i dont trust you guys for a 1on1
[ 2006.07.21 19:48:23 ] Bigben > no catches
[ 2006.07.21 19:48:26 ] Bigben > tell u waht
[ 2006.07.21 19:48:31 ] Bigben > you gang warp us to a ss
[ 2006.07.21 19:48:33 ] Bigben > ?
then i manage to convince him after going out of my way to buy a rupture which is kinda the same thing as a wolf v ishkur to fight me:
wolf v ishkur
rupture v vexor
pm with majenta Mynx :
[ 2006.07.21 19:58:10 ] Bigben > u obviusly dont like me
[ 2006.07.21 19:58:15 ] Bigben > n i dont like u
[ 2006.07.21 19:58:18 ] Majenta Mynx > ye i dont like you guys
[ 2006.07.21 19:58:26 ] Bigben > either we settle it in a 1 v 1
[ 2006.07.21 19:58:29 ] Bigben > or if not
[ 2006.07.21 19:58:33 ] Bigben > we leave it
[ 2006.07.21 19:58:34 ] Majenta Mynx > or?
[ 2006.07.21 19:58:44 ] Bigben > n no smack in local
[ 2006.07.21 19:59:24 ] Bigben > or i buy a rupture which is kinda the same thing if i am fighting you in a wolf v ishkur
[ 2006.07.21 19:59:28 ] Bigben > rupture v vexor
[ 2006.07.21 19:59:33 ] Bigben > same kinda thing ye?
[ 2006.07.21 19:59:54 ] Majenta Mynx > maybe it is
[ 2006.07.21 20:00:31 ] Bigben > well u wanna 1 v 1?
[ 2006.07.21 20:00:40 ] Bigben > cruiser v cruiser?
[ 2006.07.21 20:00:45 ] Bigben > i will even buy 1
[ 2006.07.21 20:00:48 ] Majenta Mynx > well ye, but not sure if i cna trust you guys
[ 2006.07.21 20:00:56 ] Majenta Mynx > i bought this thing to
[ 2006.07.21 20:00:58 ] Majenta Mynx > when you popped me
[ 2006.07.21 20:01:40 ] Bigben > well i get a random guy to gang warp ss us..
[ 2006.07.21 20:01:44 ] Bigben > fair enough?
[ 2006.07.21 20:01:50 ] Majenta Mynx > guess so
[ 2006.07.21 20:02:21 ] Bigben > ok
[ 2006.07.21 20:02:29 ] Bigben > say you will in local then
[ 2006.07.21 20:08:36 ] Bigben > fuck it
[ 2006.07.21 20:08:41 ] Bigben > you wanna have a no ew rule
[ 2006.07.21 20:08:43 ] Majenta Mynx > wtf
[ 2006.07.21 20:08:49 ] Majenta Mynx > why?
[ 2006.07.21 20:08:57 ] Bigben > never mind then
(( HE ACCEPTS ))
Noob juice so kindly offers to make it fair and when we are ready he will gang warp us to a ss and we engage :
(( GANG CHAT WITH NJ ))
[ 2006.07.21 20:14:54 ] Bigben > nearly done
[ 2006.07.21 20:14:59 ] Noobjuice > there we go, i made a new spot for you close to the sun
[ 2006.07.21 20:15:07 ] Majenta Mynx > i hate sun
[ 2006.07.21 20:15:12 ] Noobjuice > what range is the agreed starting spot?
[ 2006.07.21 20:15:24 ] Majenta Mynx > i dont really care
[ 2006.07.21 20:15:25 ] Majenta Mynx > 15km?`
[ 2006.07.21 20:16:06 ] Noobjuice > ben?
[ 2006.07.21 20:16:54 ] Bigben > ready
[ 2006.07.21 20:17:01 ] Bigben > 15km then
[ 2006.07.21 20:17:07 ] Noobjuice > what distance do you want to start from?
[ 2006.07.21 20:17:13 ] Noobjuice > ok, so undock and both align for the sun
[ 2006.07.21 20:17:13 ] Bigben > o take from each others cans
[ 2006.07.21 20:17:21 ] Bigben > we may as well do this now
[ 2006.07.21 20:17:27 ] Bigben > so we can just shoot
[ 2006.07.21 20:17:51 ] Majenta Mynx > we cant shoot if we take can while in gang
[ 2006.07.21 20:17:55 ] Majenta Mynx > so we have to do it in the ss
[ 2006.07.21 20:18:02 ] Bigben > ok do that
[ 2006.07.21 20:18:09 ] Bigben > take that
[ 2006.07.21 20:18:09 ] Noobjuice > warp to me then now
[ 2006.07.21 20:18:29 ] Bigben > majenta
[ 2006.07.21 20:18:29 ] Majenta Mynx > we are in gang
[ 2006.07.21 20:18:31 ] Bigben > take that can
[ 2006.07.21 20:18:35 ] Majenta Mynx > warp to noobjuice
[ 2006.07.21 20:18:36 ] Majenta Mynx > DOESNT WORK
[ 2006.07.21 20:18:39 ] Majenta Mynx > WE ARE IN GANG
[ 2006.07.21 20:18:41 ] Majenta Mynx > doesnt work in gang
[ 2006.07.21 20:18:44 ] Majenta Mynx > warp to noobjuice
[ 2006.07.21 20:18:54 ] Bigben > ok
[ 2006.07.21 20:19:19 ] Majenta Mynx > im gonna go to noob
[ 2006.07.21 20:19:22 ] Majenta Mynx > so we start at 15
[ 2006.07.21 20:19:30 ] Majenta Mynx > if you warp to noob at 15, and im at noobs ass
[ 2006.07.21 20:19:33 ] Majenta Mynx > so we are 15km off each
[ 2006.07.21 20:19:37 ] Noobjuice > so come to me maj
[ 2006.07.21 20:19:47 ] Noobjuice > and let ben grab the can
[ 2006.07.21 20:19:49 ] Majenta Mynx > and bigben go to my can
[ 2006.07.21 20:19:55 ] Noobjuice > once he's flagged, game on
[ 2006.07.21 20:19:57 ] Bigben > i did that before
[ 2006.07.21 20:20:20 ] Noobjuice > shall i disband now?
[ 2006.07.21 20:20:27 ] Bigben > no
[ 2006.07.21 20:20:31 ] Bigben > stay in gang if you like
[ 2006.07.21 20:20:32 ] Majenta Mynx > get to my can first
[ 2006.07.21 20:20:35 ] Majenta Mynx > no
[ 2006.07.21 20:20:39 ] Majenta Mynx > we cant be in gang
from there on, we fight... and here is the outcome :
[ 2006.07.21 20:20:48 ] Majenta Mynx > we dont get flagged in gang
[ 2006.07.21 20:20:55 ] Noobjuice > good luck gents
[ 2006.07.21 20:21:04 ] Majenta Mynx > now we wait for him to get to that can first
[ 2006.07.21 20:21:07 ] Butternut Squash > hey Noob
[ 2006.07.21 20:21:11 ] Noobjuice > o/
[ 2006.07.21 20:21:41 ] H Zub > /emote 's parrot heard rumours of Noob's sex change
[ 2006.07.21 20:21:44 ] Fields Caletis > o/
[ 2006.07.21 20:21:47 ] Noobjuice > !
[ 2006.07.21 20:21:57 ] H Zub > :P
[ 2006.07.21 20:22:14 ] Majenta Mynx > lol
[ 2006.07.21 20:22:23 ] Majenta Mynx > wtf
[ 2006.07.21 20:22:26 ] Noobjuice > jesus
[ 2006.07.21 20:22:30 ] Bigben > BOOOOM
[ 2006.07.21 20:22:37 ] Bigben > fight lasted about 20 seconds
[ 2006.07.21 20:22:37 ] Noobjuice > nice damage
[ 2006.07.21 20:22:47 ] Noobjuice > 720's 4tpwn
[ 2006.07.21 20:22:54 ] Bigben > gf :)
[ 2006.07.21 20:22:57 ] Bigben > ok
[ 2006.07.21 20:23:00 ] Majenta Mynx > bah
[ 2006.07.21 20:23:02 ] Bigben > no smack from now on dude
[ 2006.07.21 20:23:50 ] Bigben > ?
[ 2006.07.21 20:23:53 ] Bigben > 2006.07.21 20:22:21 combat Your 720mm Howitzer Artillery II places an excellent hit on Majenta Mynx [ASAAP](Vexor), inflicting 417.8 damage.
[ 2006.07.21 20:25:03 ] Joscellin Verreuil > Please transfer 47.5 billion to character name Cecee. After that, we will discuss the embargo.
[ 2006.07.21 20:25:15 ] Joscellin Verreuil > MT
[ 2006.07.21 20:25:27 ] Noobjuice > see kids, that's why mom and dad said no drugs
[ 2006.07.21 20:25:34 ] Bohb Daishi > lol
[ 2006.07.21 20:25:47 ] Bigben > lol
[ 2006.07.21 20:25:59 ] Bigben > why did you have t2 electrons and go in from 17km
[ 2006.07.21 20:26:14 ] Majenta Mynx > well you would have disaggreed if i said to start at 100m
[ 2006.07.21 20:26:25 ] Bigben > i wouldnt mind
[ 2006.07.21 20:26:27 ] Bigben > web
[ 2006.07.21 20:26:34 ] Bigben > 2 target painters still woulda hit ya
[ 2006.07.21 20:27:08 ] Majenta Mynx > i go do some proper pvp in 0.0
Killmail :
2006.07.21 20:22
Victim: Majenta Mynx
Alliance: None
Corp: Advanced Security And Asset Protection
Destroyed: Vexor
System: Jita
Security: 0.9
Involved parties:
Name: Bigben (laid the final blow)
Security: -2.2
Alliance: Knights Of the Southerncross
Corp: The Merchant Marines
Ship: Rupture
Weapon: 720mm Howitzer Artillery II
Destroyed items:
Initiated Warp Jammer I
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane I
Hornet II (Drone Bay)
Hornet II (Drone Bay)
Cap Booster 800, Qty: 8 (Cargo)
Heavy Ion Blaster II
Heavy Electron Blaster II
Null M, Qty: 118
Null M, Qty: 118
Null M, Qty: 198
i took out most of the smack talk as it would take up to much space, after i owned him he didnt smack any more thankfully :)
thanks for reading
7 Comments
Speed Devil·
oh man, that was a really boring story, hasnt even anything to do with pirating :/
Anonymous·
Well personally I thought it was a good story. TBH, i get realy annoyed with people like you, Speed Devil, who seem to not be able to find anything to do other than flame other peoples' posts. The guy has a story to tell that has to do with PvP. Besides, the guy posted it in "General", not "Pirating", so technicaly anything goes.
Great story btw. Rupture FTW :)
I'm a bit confused tho: did the guy say that he was only going to take you to structure and then keep going after that?
Perenor·
www_aptgm_com is not blocked yet
Vance Avalon·
Yeah, I get annoyed with Speed Devil too. In fact, I think I am going to make a movie of him attacking me within range of the sentry guns and going "POP" and post it here for him to flame about.
Would be fun to watch him flame his own stupidity.
Anonymous·
go ahead, i dare u vance :)
b1b3n·
thanks for the support guys... i apreciate it,
btw the guy who attacked me was the guy i later killed in his cruiser as well as the af..
and yes.. RUPTURE 4tw
:)
mokh·
Nice one ben. a bit long winded, but main thing is you shut him up ;) Just like we know you. :D