So I am up to my usual antics, ganking ore like a madwoman out amongst the asteroids when I spot a Armageddon mining. So I swoop on in and help myself to some fine Pyroxeres. Of course the Geddon pilot is annoyed with me and issues a stern warning my way. Fun, fun, fun.
The next day is more of the same. I run into the same pilot again mining in his Geddon. I kindly remove the ore from his can and place it into my own. Again, more stern warnings are issues along with the proclamation....
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[ 2006.08.14 03:05:09 ] sobot > lol nexa wellcome to the top 10 shit list.
[ 2006.08.14 03:05:16 ] Nexa Necis > score!
[ 2006.08.14 03:09:46 ] Nexa Necis > do i get a membership card or anyting cool?
I never got a card or anything cool. So I continue on my way.
Now the next day is interesting. I see that Sobot is mining again, this time he has a corpmate cloaked in a Megathron if I recall correctly, as well as another corpie in a Ferox. Couldn't be a trap, could it? Hehe.....well I may be dumb, but I ain't stupid if you know what I mean. Seeing as there was nothing in his can to make it worth my while, I continued on looking for easier prey.
Hang in there, we are now at the current day. Today I see him hopping through the belts in his Geddon. I am in a Thorax. I find him in a belt and cruise by to say hello.
He locks me and tosses out a can. I go to loot the can, but he takes it back. Odd indeed. So I toss out a can of my own. He loots it! I was kind of surprised by this as he has continuously talked shit in local every time he's seen me, but he actually was stepping up to the plate.
Then he starts calling me a coward because I won't engage his BS with my cruiser. I told him not to worry as I would be back with my Dominix momentarily. He warps away though. Such an odd person.
My friend tracks him down but he warps away again. So I grab my Domi and find him in a belt. Just as I find him, he states in local....
Hmm, okay, more insults, nothing I am not already used to. I arrive in the belt 20km from him. I have a 7.5km scrammer fitted. I am thinking for sure he will warp out, wont he?
As I approach him I see something I cannot really believe. He is sitting there mining! WTF! No, wait, DOUBLE WTF!
You can see even as I pound on his armor he continues mining. Perhaps he is hoping to weigh down the loot can that appears after his ship explodes? Who knows?
Of course then you have morons like Yuki Tuteki who start talking shit in local with zero knowledge of anything. I love getting lectured by 3 month old pilots on how lame high sec piracy is and how only real men venture into low sec, etc, etc, etc. I pray he joins a local corp so I can war dec them as see how all of his lengthy 0.0 experience pays off for him.
Pop goes the Geddon as Yuki continues sharing his vast knowledge of low sec game play. As you can see, according to him, low sec belt piracy is the core gameplay of Eve.
So I take a peek at the killmail
2006.08.16 03:48
Victim: sobot
Alliance: None
Corp: KrayZ Dams Inc.
Destroyed: Armageddon
System: Tash-Murkon Prime
Security: 0.8
Involved parties:
Name: Nexa Necis (laid the final blow)
Security: -1.4
Alliance: None
Corp: The Really Awesome Players
Ship: Dominix
Weapon: Ogre I
Name: Sansha's Servant / True Power
Destroyed items:
Vespa I (Drone Bay)
Vespa I (Drone Bay)
Type-D Power Core Modification: Capacitor Power Relay
Warp Scrambler I
Patterned Stasis Web I
Armor Kinetic Hardener II
Armor Thermic Hardener II
Heavy Afocal Maser I
Heavy Afocal Maser I
Heavy Afocal Maser I
Heavy Beam Laser I
Large Inefficient Armor Repair Unit
Xray M, Qty: 4 (Cargo)
Multifrequency M
Multifrequency M
Multifrequency M
Viscous Pyroxeres, Qty: 720 (Cargo)
Maybe he wasn't mining and he was just shooting at the roids trying to trick me or something. So I get back to the station and take a peek in my cargo hold to see what presents he left for me.
Two T2 armor mods and a good cap recharger. Don't forget the ever uber Miner 2! This all netted me 10mil on the market. Not too shabby considering he never even fired back at me for some reason. Not surprisingly he has run out of smack talk in local at this point.
I am a bit tired and log off to seek some sustenance for a bit. When I log back on I have an Evemail waiting for me from Sobot. He actually congratulated me on the kill. It seems he didn't really believe that I was actually getting my BS out to play around in. I tried to send a thank you email back but apparently my corp is blacklisted by his and I cannot communicate with them. Oh well. I still had a grand time in good ol' Tash Murkon Prime.
Then he starts calling me a coward because I won't engage his BS with my cruiser. I told him not to worry as I would be back with my Dominix momentarily. He warps away though. Such an odd person.
My friend tracks him down but he warps away again. So I grab my Domi and find him in a belt. Just as I find him, he states in local....
Hmm, okay, more insults, nothing I am not already used to. I arrive in the belt 20km from him. I have a 7.5km scrammer fitted. I am thinking for sure he will warp out, wont he?
As I approach him I see something I cannot really believe. He is sitting there mining! WTF! No, wait, DOUBLE WTF!
You can see even as I pound on his armor he continues mining. Perhaps he is hoping to weigh down the loot can that appears after his ship explodes? Who knows?
Of course then you have morons like Yuki Tuteki who start talking shit in local with zero knowledge of anything. I love getting lectured by 3 month old pilots on how lame high sec piracy is and how only real men venture into low sec, etc, etc, etc. I pray he joins a local corp so I can war dec them as see how all of his lengthy 0.0 experience pays off for him.
Pop goes the Geddon as Yuki continues sharing his vast knowledge of low sec game play. As you can see, according to him, low sec belt piracy is the core gameplay of Eve.
So I take a peek at the killmail
2006.08.16 03:48
Victim: sobot
Alliance: None
Corp: KrayZ Dams Inc.
Destroyed: Armageddon
System: Tash-Murkon Prime
Security: 0.8
Involved parties:
Name: Nexa Necis (laid the final blow)
Security: -1.4
Alliance: None
Corp: The Really Awesome Players
Ship: Dominix
Weapon: Ogre I
Name: Sansha's Servant / True Power
Destroyed items:
Vespa I (Drone Bay)
Vespa I (Drone Bay)
Type-D Power Core Modification: Capacitor Power Relay
Warp Scrambler I
Patterned Stasis Web I
Armor Kinetic Hardener II
Armor Thermic Hardener II
Heavy Afocal Maser I
Heavy Afocal Maser I
Heavy Afocal Maser I
Heavy Beam Laser I
Large Inefficient Armor Repair Unit
Xray M, Qty: 4 (Cargo)
Multifrequency M
Multifrequency M
Multifrequency M
Viscous Pyroxeres, Qty: 720 (Cargo)
Maybe he wasn't mining and he was just shooting at the roids trying to trick me or something. So I get back to the station and take a peek in my cargo hold to see what presents he left for me.
Two T2 armor mods and a good cap recharger. Don't forget the ever uber Miner 2! This all netted me 10mil on the market. Not too shabby considering he never even fired back at me for some reason. Not surprisingly he has run out of smack talk in local at this point.
I am a bit tired and log off to seek some sustenance for a bit. When I log back on I have an Evemail waiting for me from Sobot. He actually congratulated me on the kill. It seems he didn't really believe that I was actually getting my BS out to play around in. I tried to send a thank you email back but apparently my corp is blacklisted by his and I cannot communicate with them. Oh well. I still had a grand time in good ol' Tash Murkon Prime.