This was a scary story I heard whilst in the Veto channel. Reader beware, you're in for a scare!
*sorry about that last line :P
[ 2006.09.05 16:20:08 ] hUssmann > This is your main?
[ 2006.09.05 16:20:16 ] Socretes Romanesque > Nah, Deleted it
[ 2006.09.05 16:20:26 ] Socretes Romanesque > had charisma at 18 :D
[ 2006.09.05 16:21:48 ] hUssmann > gah :/
[ 2006.09.05 16:21:59 ] Socretes Romanesque > You think you know why I deleted it lol
[ 2006.09.05 16:22:09 ] Socretes Romanesque > Plus my employment history was through the roof
[ 2006.09.05 16:22:16 ] hUssmann > So?
[ 2006.09.05 16:22:30 ] hUssmann > Unless it was all shite corps i wouldnt be bothered
[ 2006.09.05 16:22:44 ] Socretes Romanesque > I had about 15 on there
[ 2006.09.05 16:23:01 ] Socretes Romanesque > People assumed I was a corp theive
[ 2006.09.05 16:23:21 ] hUssmann > So you deleted it? way to go for looking innocent
[ 2006.09.05 16:23:34 ] Socretes Romanesque > Well what was I suppose to do
[ 2006.09.05 16:23:44 ] hUssmann > Prove your innocenec?
[ 2006.09.05 16:23:49 ] hUssmann > innocence*
[ 2006.09.05 16:24:12 ] Socretes Romanesque > Innocence was rejected because what I did
[ 2006.09.05 16:24:23 ] Socretes Romanesque > i did something... naughty
[ 2006.09.05 16:24:35 ] Krist Valentine > ...
[ 2006.09.05 16:24:42 ] hUssmann > well that's no-ones fault but your own
[ 2006.09.05 16:24:50 ] Socretes Romanesque > Not like scam naughty
[ 2006.09.05 16:24:52 ] Krist Valentine > that sounded sorta paedophilic socrates
[ 2006.09.05 16:25:06 ] Socretes Romanesque > I was in a corp called TOS
[ 2006.09.05 16:25:44 ] Socretes Romanesque > and I donated like 500mil to outfitting and stuff, more than anyone else
[ 2006.09.05 16:25:58 ] Socretes Romanesque > so I assumed I had more invested in it than anyone else
[ 2006.09.05 16:26:04 ] Socretes Romanesque > and I decided to go ratting in VFK
[ 2006.09.05 16:26:09 ] Socretes Romanesque > Guess what happened?
[ 2006.09.05 16:26:24 ] Krist Valentine > courtney love hijacked your shi
[ 2006.09.05 16:26:25 ] Krist Valentine > p
[ 2006.09.05 16:26:37 ] Socretes Romanesque > nope
[ 2006.09.05 16:26:41 ] Krist Valentine > worse?
[ 2006.09.05 16:26:45 ] Socretes Romanesque > Yup
[ 2006.09.05 16:26:49 ] Krist Valentine > :O
[ 2006.09.05 16:26:57 ] hUssmann > Booted out?
[ 2006.09.05 16:27:04 ] Socretes Romanesque > Evenually
[ 2006.09.05 16:27:11 ] Socretes Romanesque > Guess what happened to the dread though?
[ 2006.09.05 16:27:28 ] Krist Valentine > you accidentally blew it up
[ 2006.09.05 16:27:31 ] hUssmann > concordokken?
[ 2006.09.05 16:27:48 ] Socretes Romanesque > In 0.0?
[ 2006.09.05 16:27:49 ] Krist Valentine > you got pwned by a fleet of rookie ships
[ 2006.09.05 16:27:53 ] Ti Nsi > afk AP though EC-P8R?
[ 2006.09.05 16:28:14 ] Krist Valentine > warped to a POS?
[ 2006.09.05 16:28:27 ] Socretes Romanesque > No I let my daughter play on the computer while I went and took a shower and she ejected from it and it was stolen
[ 2006.09.05 16:28:32 ] Krist Valentine > LOL
[ 2006.09.05 16:28:36 ] hUssmann > ROFL
[ 2006.09.05 16:28:40 ] Krist Valentine > i actually laughed out loud there
[ 2006.09.05 16:28:40 ] Socretes Romanesque > So they assumed I jacked it
[ 2006.09.05 16:28:44 ] Krist Valentine > jesus christ
[ 2006.09.05 16:28:51 ] Krist Valentine > that's bad
[ 2006.09.05 16:28:51 ] Socretes Romanesque > kicked out
[ 2006.09.05 16:28:53 ] hUssmann > That was...idiotic
[ 2006.09.05 16:29:00 ] Socretes Romanesque > and then every corp after that assumed I was a thieve
[ 2006.09.05 16:29:02 ] Ti Nsi > oh boy
[ 2006.09.05 16:29:10 ] Socretes Romanesque > it was a nooby mistake
[ 2006.09.05 16:29:16 ] Krist Valentine > that's like the ''my daddy didn't pay the ransom...'' story
[ 2006.09.05 16:29:29 ] Siren Shiva > It was stolen really really quickly, in that case :o
[ 2006.09.05 16:29:31 ] hUssmann > He still eats from the bin
[ 2006.09.05 16:29:32 ] Socretes Romanesque > COugh "Verone"
[ 2006.09.05 16:29:48 ] Socretes Romanesque > Well lets just say I don't exactly take short showers
[ 2006.09.05 16:30:04 ] Krist Valentine > let's just say you shouldn't buy your daughter a car. ever.
[ 2006.09.05 16:30:11 ] Socretes Romanesque > hmm
[ 2006.09.05 16:30:18 ] Siren Shiva > And you let your daughter play with a dread while you take 20+ minute showers? Heh.
[ 2006.09.05 16:30:24 ] Krist Valentine > why didn't you just log?
[ 2006.09.05 16:30:28 ] Socretes Romanesque > 30min,,,
[ 2006.09.05 16:30:39 ] Socretes Romanesque > Krist, I wasn't thinking at the time
[ 2006.09.05 16:30:53 ] Socretes Romanesque > she kept saying the classic "Daddy can I play"
[ 2006.09.05 16:30:57 ] hUssmann > 30 min for a shower :/
Cleared for publication by: Ander - usually dont allow these lenghty chatlogs... but hey it was funneh ;)
Why you DON'T let your daughter play EVE for you...
Krist Valentine·
6 Comments
haha·
kids are bad for Eve.
Krist Valentine·
heh yeah, they just get in the way - them and the ''real world''
xenios·
Lmao. Everyone says getting ganked by pirates is lame ;p How about getting ejected by you family :D
Krist Valentine·
Yeah, it's probably up there with 'being caught by wife looking at barnyard porn site'.
UltraMind·
I like this tale : A frieghter owner had spent a few hours loading minerals. Unfortunately he has to go afk, so quickly instructs his wife in the art of instas and sets the route on auto pilot. Its only 8jumps thro 0.0 in very friendly alliance space.....
Unfortunately she cannot read English and therefore the intell channel which is screaming "large enemy fleet at xxxx gate in xxxx" (her destination system) sure enough she jumps in and gets popped.
Anyone makes a comment about lady drivers n I will cut you :-)
Krist Valentine·
I won't, I promise *types up about female drivers*
lol