Pharmer Negotiating

Sebu·
So I had two Chinese pharmers and one itty V hauler (two diff belts, hauler went back and forth) I decided to do the same, only faster, and kindly empitied their cans into my own. Eventually one of them convos me. [06:40:06] Sebu > Hi :) [06:40:19] dnyj003 > HI NI MA [06:40:27] dnyj003 > cao ni lao ma] [06:40:34] Sebu > ni hao ma? [06:40:49] dnyj003 > hao ni lao mu [06:41:00] Sebu > english translater? [06:41:12] dnyj003 > no [06:41:47] Sebu > 5mil isk and ill leave your minerials alone [06:42:38] Sebu > yes? [06:42:40] dnyj003 > yoi go go [06:42:44] dnyj003 > yes [06:43:02] Sebu > i will 'yoi go go' for 5million ISK yes? [06:43:52] dnyj003 > isk???? [06:43:57] Sebu > yes [06:44:09] Sebu > 5,000,000 [06:44:18] dnyj003 > no [06:44:26] dnyj003 > 1000000 [06:44:40] Sebu > 2,500,000 [06:45:00] dnyj003 > 2000000 [06:45:14] Sebu > yes [06:45:21] Sebu > 2000000 yes [06:45:31] dnyj003 > yes??? [06:45:33] Sebu > yes [06:46:01] Sebu > now [06:46:09] Sebu > yoi go go for 2000000 [06:46:17] dnyj003 > ok he then left the convo and i was about to approach can to rob again, when the hauler in the itty V convos me [06:48:08] Sebu > Hi :) [06:48:12] xinhaoyu > 2000000 now [06:48:18] xinhaoyu > ok??? [06:48:24] Sebu > to me yes [06:49:08] Sebu > give me 2million and i leave dnyk003 alone [06:49:34] Sebu > not 35,835 [06:50:09] xinhaoyu > ok <- He then sent 1,700,000 [06:50:10] Sebu > Yes :) [06:50:14] xinhaoyu > ok?? [06:50:21] xinhaoyu > you go go [06:50:22] Sebu > ok - thankyou [06:50:26] Sebu > i go go [06:50:28] Sebu > yes [06:50:34] xinhaoyu > bye [06:50:36] Sebu > bye Anyhow was only 1mil worth of ore I had taken from them prior, so 2mil wasnt so bad. Especially since I was already looking to go AFK for a break :P So yeah. Cleared for publication by: Ander, if these were chinese or pharmers I'll let the reader decide =) E-P does not make that decision.

7 Comments

Bill Gates·

wow

pathetic.

Colin Laney·

Hmm strange indeed, I really wouldn't let him go for that money, but then again its prolly high-sec so not really much change to shoot him :(

Keirez·

That is hilarious.

'Speak English or Die!'

Sebu·

I particularily liked the 'Yoi go go' 'i go go' stuff. And that he didnt know what ISK was yet understood when i typed the number out.

People that speak other languages and play this game are cool, macro'ers are not.
I was positive these targets were macroers after watching them and seeing their programs 'break' (from me playing with the cans) etc.
When they resumed mining is when theyd flame me in mandarin or chinese, whatever, then be silent again, program would break after a while.... etc.

tails52·

Yup, i've encountered this particular Farmer/Macroer before in Tash-Murkon Prime. He is definately chinese, as can be told by his Pigeon English and general cowardice toward reclaiming his shiney stones from my Sigil's maw. :)

Anonymous·

We've got a few pharmers with Chinese names doing the plexes in Genesis with like 10 Ravens or so, all born in May. They log off once we send a ceptor into the plex though and they can't speak English its funny watching em try ;D

f00·

"cao ni lao ma" is chinese for a pretty rude suggestion to have sexual intercourse with someones old mother...

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