The hypocrisy of carebears never ceases to amaze me

freaky·

I am sure lots of us in the pirate community have experienced the absolutely entertaining personalities that are known as carebears. I ran across a guy who embodies and exemplifies all the qualities of a super-duper carebear extraordinaire.

I log in today and one of my corpmates says his corp title is gone. I wonder how that could happen, since I thought only certain people in the corp can change it.

He goes on to tell me about one of the most retarded people I have yet to see in this game.....Admiral Denzark.......

He says he was flying afk in his hauler on autopilot when this guy emailed him with all sorts of threats and namecalling. Admiral says 2006.11.18 01:02 change ur title or im gonna report ya for offensive language then im gonna turn you into space dust, or other way round if you like... Corpmate responds 2006.11.18 01:07 guess im not space dust.. And if you dont like my title, email the ceo.. since that is the person who makes the title, brainiac PS, you spent 100,000 just to tell me that? LMAO Admiral says 2006.11.18 01:10 no i like to irritate nob jockeys before i nuke em, it arouses me lol... plus im a girl and your title fals outside of the eve rules, dont say you werent warned... and once ive had my eye on you you aint safe anywhere laddie lol Corpmate says 2006.11.18 01:11 sweet, another 100k. I feel truly honored Admiral says 2006.11.18 01:15 im sure you dont, you just think its the wittiest thing to say to a nemesis that could hit you anytime anywhere, and will take great pleasure in doing so, rack em up every mouthy pirate n00b ive colleected bounty on lol. and anyway ive seen more creds than you could dream about young un... corse if u think yourself ready for a real woman lad, you can take on my fleet tempest, machariel or any other number i have in my possession lol... though i think youll wander on ur way blustering, and only stop blustering when you find yaself dead just when uve forgotten all about it lol... ill be seeeing u... ps-tell ya ceo i said hes a pussy and so are his butt boys Corpmate says 2006.11.18 01:16 SWEET! 300k now, and a petitio0n sent in for verbal abuse, I love you man! Admiral 2006.11.18 01:17 im a girl fool and send ur petition i did,... Corpmate 2006.11.18 01:18 400k! Admiral 2006.11.18 01:22 yer and like i said last email feel free to send ur petition i did about your rude lanuage and offensive remarks about women... by the way young un, whats with the 400k? u dont get any cash cos i mail you, and it costs you to reply, and i seriouysly doubt you could compete with me either in wits or isk though do feel free to keep mailing if you like i only needed to send 1 petition lol.... Corpmate 2006.11.18 01:23 500k! wow, my lack of witty banter entertains simple minds Admiral 2006.11.18 01:24 no im bored with you now, ive said all i needed to young laddie, im sure ill find your title changed soon enough, oh and ill be seeing you about lol....laters kiddo So at this point he blocks my corpmate and petitions him. Now he says since he is a female in real life, my corpmate's corp title of "Sniffer of buttplugs and all things vaginal" was offensive to him and in violation of CCP policy. I do not dispute that it was against CCP's rules, it could definitely offend people and some might think it's childish and base. That's fine. But this guy/gal was hellbent on trying to be a jerk for no real reason other than boredom or something. So even though my corpmate tells him he can't change the title, only the CEO (or director) can, the guy isn't happy. So my corpmate was actually willing to change it, but in all reality couldn't since I wasn't on. Instead of Admiral emailing me, he runs to the GM's and petitions. Ok fine. Be a sensitive prick. Then I look at his bio. That's when I got totally pissed off. Look what this fucker is using in his bio. So not only does this guy have similar offensive material in his bio, along with a ASCII pic of a nubile female which could be considered sexual in nature, he also calls me a pussy and my corp mates butt buddies. This is the same guy/gal offended by buttplugs and all things vaginal. Apparently he is only offended when people are sniffing such items, but he is not offended when it comes to shoving those items up peoples asses in the context of being an anti-pirate. I also enjoy how he rags on pirates who gank people and pick on defenseless n00bs yet here he is emailing my corpmate, unprovoked and threatening a much younger character in a hauler to fight his fleet Tempest and Machariel. Huh? I also enjoy the multitude of grammatical errors planted throughout his emails and bio. Not only is he mentally stable, he is also well edjumacated. Of course me and my corpmates and several other friends petitioned his highly offensive bio as well as the offensive emails he sent. Here's the result.... The GM insta-popped his bio. So not only are his uber quotes of anti-piracy gone, but he is slated for a war dec once the current 3 we declared are over. So stay tuned for the war on the Admiral as well as the 3 wars we currently have going on atm. BTW, if anyone spots this guy or can do a locate on him, please shoot an Evemail my way. I will gladly reimburse you. :)

18 Comments

MinithJin·

I love this sort of hypocrisy, especially when it comes from carebears. Nice one on the petition, he deserved it truly :) Looking forward to the tails of war, hopefully you'll catch one of his Fleet Tempests :D

Ima Nutta·

Freaky, I'm not a pirate, although I do occasionaly see my sec standing drop rapidly for some reason :) but carebears like that just give me a massive case of the shits!

It's not so much the blatant hypocrisy that gets me, it's the smug superiority they exude while trying to put you down. As in real life there are way too many people out there like this...and there's not enough lead to fix the problem.

I'll keep an eye out for this prick and certainly let you know if I see him.

B·

This prick is now set to -10 with my corp. Locater agents working, my friend.

Anonymous·

I look forward to hearing of the coming war. I do love how "superior" a lot of these carebears feel. I 'spose all that mission whoring on mindless rats that no-one (lag aside) should ever lose a ship to and their cunning exploits vs high-sec protected asteroids can build up a lot of battle experience...
Honestly, the worst people I've delt with in EVE, as a pirate, are the carebears and worse still, the "anti-pirate" carebear.
Make him cry.

kori'mh·

Your entry shows how simle minded people are in eve. This character is a true character of stupidity. Your enty means alot. Well done.

happyapples·

perspective, people! the dude is probably 14 years old. i wouldn't go so far as to say he's a prick or anything - just immature. when he grows older he'll hopefully temper his arrogance a little.

...but i agree, you should dec his corp :D

-happyapples, the defender of eve's children.

Razorwhip·

This is by no means a defence of Admiral Denzark and everything he said to your corp. mate or what he/she had in his/her bio. I truly agree that this guy is a hipocrit and a jerk who probably has nothing better to do than sending in petition after petition just to feel important.

I just wonder why you are so quick to brand him a carebear? Yes, he doesn't seem to be in a pirate corporation and he has some quote in his bio that could be interpreted as him not liking pirates. Is that what makes him a carebear? To me this guy is just another idiot who cares for no other person than himself. He has not only made a fool of himself to your corporation, but he has also brought a possible war dec. down on a corp he joined only 1 month ago. Just foolish, if you ask me, and if I was his CEO I would kick him from my corp at once.

He also invited your corp mate to do some personal PvP and that is not in the spirit of a carebear as I understand the term.

Let me quote Wikipedia:

"In MMORPG games, the term carebear normally refers to a player that does not like Player vs Player (PvP) conflict in the game. It is generally a derogatory term in this instance."

You will probably have surmised by now that I, probably, am one of these so-called carebears. I say that because I care about my corp mates, I care when I see or hear that someone isn't having as much fun as me playing this game. I want everyone to have fun and play this game however they would like because ultimately I wouldn't have any fun at all if I was playing this game alone.

Is that really so far from how you pirates think?

To summarize I think this Admiral Denzark is just someone who doesn't care for anyone, but himself and I wouldn't be proud of having him on my team if I was either a pirate, carebear, miner or in real life.

So, pirates, do your thing as long as it makes the game more interesting for you. Just don't be idiots like Denzark either if you are carebear or pirate. I know for a fact that piracy adds some excitement to my adventures when I traverse low-sec and I wouldn't want to see Eve without it.

Regards,
Razorwhip.

Joop·

Yeah .. i am a Butt buddy :p

Andrei Vassaliev·

Hum, "Sniffer of buttplugs and all things vaginal" ... immature & stupid as possible. No more comment.

Cewl·

well you could eve mail his ceo and ask for his frozen corps to drop the war dec . that means his corp m8s will gank him and hurt him more than you could alown ... to be poped by a corp m8 that u trust ....MMMAAAAHHHHHAAA

Seorg·

I've been so waiting for your new post.

We demand MOAR articles from you!

thank yee ;-)

Eve Warrior·

you dont actually get the 500k though do you?

freaky·

If you don't like the title, no need to insult other's tastes in humor.

In my experience, the carebears I run into don't mind fighting but only when they have extreme odds or feel that it's a 100% chance of a win for them.

So yeah he was challenging a guy to a fight who can fly a T1 cruiser while he's in a faction fitted faction BS. Sounds like a carebear match-up to me.

freaky·

No you don't actually get the money unfortunately. :)

Tapin·

I have to agree with Razorwhip on this one while I think this guy in the story is a idiot he is just an idiot.

I don't get why people feel the need to say someone is a carebear if there lame, there is this whole elitism epeen thing with piracy at the moment and one of the reasons i like eve pirate is that most of the stories stay away from this kind of thing.

So basiclay fun story shame about the elitism.

freaky·

I hope you're not saying I am elitist or waving my epeen around.

I've said many a time in my stories we are not the best, we don't pwn all, and just because we play our hands at pirates means we're better than anyone else in the game who's playing style differs.

I never knock miners, ratters or mission runners. You pay for the game, play it your way.

I don't think of carebear as a derogatory term no more than pirate is one. It just describes someones style of play, but there are many levels of those words in this game.

This story isn't meant to put carebears down. It's just a fun story about a carebear who happens to be an extreme hypocrite and thinks they are better than your average pirate scum for no apparent reason.

RaziorVoid·

I found ya story most amusin, whatever peeps label each other an a-hole is an a-hole, and in eve the opportunity for an egomaniac to thrive is a fact, yu gotta laugh at that fartknocker he/she or whatever it was, sounded like she had a few plugs up the ole sphincter allreddy :)

pineapple muffinman·

Hehehe, what a friggen dumbass.


Merry Christmas from one pirate to another.

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