So of course, we war dec him......
I have entered several updates to the original story. Please read it again to make sure you're not missing anything......Some of you guys might remember this moron from one of my recent stories. Basically he petitioned my corpmate for vulgar language in his corp title, and also threatened to blow him up with his Fleet Issue Tempest and/or Machariel(sp).
So we petition him back and his bio gets wiped out by the GM since he had equally offensive material in it as well. Does this inspire him to declare war? Sadly, no. It inspires him to email me threats that he is petitioning for for violating the Eve TOS and EULA. Now that is a quality player for you.
So of course, we war dec him......
I have entered several updates to the original story. Please read it again to make sure you're not missing anything......
So of course, we war dec him......
I have entered several updates to the original story. Please read it again to make sure you're not missing anything......He sent me another email that I think was supposed to be aimed at making fun of me and my corp, but unfortunately the GM told me to block him and when I did, all the emails from him got erased. It was basically him calling my corp n00bs and we don't make thunder we make like gaggle of geeses and all this other mumbo jumbo. It was rife with misspellings and incorrect grammar. I am guessing English isn't his first language or that he is retarded. When you read this story, you might agree with me and think the latter as opposed to the former.
So I do a locate on him to find where he docked for the night and I move my Domi to his station to say a fine good morning to him once he logs in. Unfortunately he logged in before I did but one of my friends in another pirate corp who also read my story and who also wants to kill this guy graciously left his business and went and did a quick locate for me. Turns out he was a mere 10 jumps away from me.
So off I go to find him. I run into him 2 jumps before my original destination. He is at a stargate about 50km from me. I am thinking, "Crap, he's gonna reach the gate before I do." So I plan on warping over and not aggroing him just yet. Then it looks like he's not even moving. He's AFK! Now I don't know much, but I do know you'd have to be a complete retard to go afk at a stargate in a hauler filled and fitted with goodies during a war.
Now just as I get within scramble range he wakes up, but it's too late.
He goes pop of course and spews out a bunch of secure cans afterwards.
I almost get his pod but he actually gets away. Then as I am perusing the contents of his cargo cans I see him come back in a......pod. I try to lock him again and he barely gets away.
I sit and wait at the gate all alone, hoping he brings out his Tempest or Machariel. Instead all his brings is another retarded email. I purposely unblocked him to really enjoy the entertainment he is providing us.
He is petitioning for "griefing tactics"? As if people are supposed to not attack people when the other one is AFK. Get real. I can see the GM's laughing at this guy's petitions as they come in.
Now at this point I have to go fix lunch and run some errands. Just before I log though Admiral logs in and luckily I picked the right station he logged out in. So I call in my corpmate who comes down to camp the station. I leave to take care of business and come back to see he tried to escape in an Ibis but my corpmate popped him. He also got his pod as well.
So my corpmate finds his clone location and goes out to greet him. He finds him and gets a peek at some entertaining local chat.
[ 2006.11.24 20:45:19 ] Admiral Denzark > good man i had a good chat with agon earlier
[ 2006.11.24 20:45:34 ] Black Water > did you focus him ?
[ 2006.11.24 20:45:36 ] Admiral Denzark > gonna use his talents i think :)
[ 2006.11.24 20:45:37 ] Black Water > lol
[ 2006.11.24 20:45:42 ] Admiral Denzark > lol
[ 2006.11.24 20:45:50 ] Admiral Denzark > oo u saucy man :P
[ 2006.11.24 20:45:59 ] Black Water > he is good at lots of things
[ 2006.11.24 20:46:05 ] Admiral Denzark > i know ;)
[ 2006.11.24 20:46:36 ] Admiral Denzark > mycorps at war with this bunch of spacegoats, called in a few favours
[ 2006.11.24 20:47:15 ] Admiral Denzark > one of them is station camp[ing me at abagawa right now aay hello to vulture lol.....
So now he is saying he is talking to uber friends to help him since he is obviously outmatched. What happened to all his tough talk in his bio? Musta got wiped from his mind right after the GM wiped it from the game.
[ 2006.11.24 20:48:00 ] Admiral Denzark > killed me in an ibis and podded me, earlier killed my mammoth and 100 mill in mods
[ 2006.11.24 20:48:39 ] Admiral Denzark > like thats a dent lol...
[ 2006.11.24 20:48:53 ] Black Water > i makin 1m per minute atm
[ 2006.11.24 20:49:00 ] Admiral Denzark > i did have some cool tech 2 cargo expanders though
Once again bragging at how uber rich he is.
[ 2006.11.24 20:49:52 ] Admiral Denzark > i was gonna dissolve the corp anyway
[ 2006.11.24 20:50:03 ] Admiral Denzark > i only started it as you know to see what all the fuss was abt
[ 2006.11.24 20:50:13 ] Admiral Denzark > get some ceo xp for laters
[ 2006.11.24 20:50:25 ] Black Water > need aship
[ 2006.11.24 20:50:36 ] Admiral Denzark > eh?
[ 2006.11.24 20:51:02 ] Black Water > ship?
[ 2006.11.24 20:51:08 ] Admiral Denzark > what ship?
[ 2006.11.24 20:51:25 ] Black Water > you need one?
[ 2006.11.24 20:51:43 ] Admiral Denzark > what did u have in mind
[ 2006.11.24 20:51:48 ] Black Water > got over 20 tech 2 in there
[ 2006.11.24 20:51:50 ] Admiral Denzark > ill prolly maanufac a new mammoth
[ 2006.11.24 20:52:02 ] Admiral Denzark > yer ill check some out
[ 2006.11.24 20:52:07 ] Admiral Denzark > i have 4 tech Iis
[ 2006.11.24 20:52:11 ] Admiral Denzark > so far
[ 2006.11.24 20:52:14 ] Admiral Denzark > couple of faction
[ 2006.11.24 20:52:42 ] Admiral Denzark > i did have a crusader but that got vapourised when the guy podded my ship
[ 2006.11.24 20:52:57 ] Black Water > i could use a rattler
[ 2006.11.24 20:53:06 ] Admiral Denzark > yer i fancy one of those for rats
[ 2006.11.24 20:53:20 ] Admiral Denzark > i jujst got some wiked bpos from a complex
[ 2006.11.24 20:53:25 ] Admiral Denzark > check these out
[ 2006.11.24 20:54:05 ] Admiral Denzark > R.A.M.- Shie R.A.M.- Starship Tech Blueprint ld Tech Blueprint
[ 2006.11.24 20:54:33 ] Black Water > i been gettin faction ones
[ 2006.11.24 20:54:42 ] Admiral Denzark > any good ones?
[ 2006.11.24 20:54:44 ] Black Water > been usin my code breaker
[ 2006.11.24 20:55:07 ] Black Water > 250mm 'Flintlock' Railgun Blueprint
[ 2006.11.24 20:55:16 ] Black Water > 'Glycerine' Shield Boost Amplifier Blueprint
So again, according to what he is saying, he is a gazzillionaire between all these faction ships and BPOs.
[ 2006.11.24 20:55:40 ] Admiral Denzark > oh yer this is the guy
[ 2006.11.24 20:55:45 ] Admiral Denzark > lol
[ 2006.11.24 20:56:07 ] Admiral Denzark > sure id tell him i got nothing to hide, if your gonna be rude and act like idiots youll be treated like them
So now he is saying to my corpmate that we are the ones acting like idiots and being rude. So apparently, him petitioning my corpmate for no real reason is good behavior but us war dec'ing him is unacceptable.
[ 2006.11.24 20:56:23 ] Admiral Denzark > and do u honeslty think i give a jot that u wardecced me??
[ 2006.11.24 20:56:38 ] Admiral Denzark > my corp was just a trial corp thats why iyt only has 2 members lol...
[ 2006.11.24 20:57:03 ] Admiral Denzark > anyway i didnt petition cos ur mates title i petitioned cos he swore at me
[ 2006.11.24 20:57:16 ] Admiral Denzark > i asked him politely to change it it ooffended my sister
He also fancies lying as well. My corpmates never smack talk anyone and they sure as hell wouldn't do it unprovoked like he is claiming. He is saying that my corpmate told him to fuck off just out of the blue with no rhyme or reason. I also like his definition of "politely". He said, "Change your bio and then I am gonna kill you or you can have it the other way around." Yeah, that's pretty polite by my book too.
[ 2006.11.24 20:57:32 ] Admiral Denzark > he told me in to uncertain terms to f off so then i reported him
[ 2006.11.24 20:57:47 ] Admiral Denzark > i expect he didnt tell you that did he
[ 2006.11.24 20:58:31 ] Admiral Denzark > anyway i hardly think you can lecture me abt my actions, if you wardec someoneone for a disagreement between 2 pilots like thats mature lol...
Another common trait of carebear types. They view any PVP where they don't stand a chance of winning immature, rude, pathetic and lame. Unless they score a kill on you then it's a whole different story of course.
[ 2006.11.24 20:58:59 ] Admiral Denzark > and i honestly dont mind sir, it makes the game more interesting :)
[ 2006.11.24 20:59:13 ] Admiral Denzark > perhaps but it didnt occur to me to do so
[ 2006.11.24 20:59:27 ] Admiral Denzark > either way i dont wardec ppl cos of one pilot lol...
[ 2006.11.24 20:59:32 ] Black Water > he prolly is in your corp you know
[ 2006.11.24 20:59:41 ] Black Water > hes got like 20 characters
[ 2006.11.24 20:59:45 ] Admiral Denzark > honestly its cool anway go right ahead
Now his friend is claiming this guy has 20 characters. I'd love to read their convos where Admiral is coaching him on what to say in local.
[ 2006.11.24 20:59:54 ] Admiral Denzark > like i say it livens up the game
[ 2006.11.24 21:00:09 ] Admiral Denzark > and as bw will tell you my loss isnt a dent in my cashflow :)
Again, 100mil is no dent to him. Funny he's so rich but it's obviously affecting him. Keep reading. :)
[ 2006.11.24 21:00:34 ] Admiral Denzark > i did complain initially then thought feck it its all in the spirit :)
[ 2006.11.24 21:01:01 ] Admiral Denzark > anyway youd be mad to focus on me for ages
[ 2006.11.24 21:01:04 ] Admiral Denzark > lol
[ 2006.11.24 21:01:19 ] Admiral Denzark > i have other characters i play 2 accounts to insuree training
[ 2006.11.24 21:01:45 ] Admiral Denzark > anyway you made 100 mill in kills so you should take that and enjoy it :)
[ 2006.11.24 21:01:55 ] Admiral Denzark > i heard ur ceo got a tech ii can off me
[ 2006.11.24 21:02:23 ] Admiral Denzark > 21 mill that is i paid but i got 9 more
[ 2006.11.24 21:02:32 ] Admiral Denzark > alas 3 were trashed in the explosion
[ 2006.11.24 21:02:47 ] Admiral Denzark > hardly a fair fight though his ship versus my mammoth lol...
[ 2006.11.24 21:03:57 ] Admiral Denzark > i wish ppl would dual like in the 17th century, you know one on one, its more honourable
[ 2006.11.24 21:04:06 ] Admiral Denzark > dont get much honour here
Again the skewed sense of honor of non-pirates is clearly evident here. Notice how he says he enjoys the war? Notice how he says he wishes it was a 1 vs 1 kind of fight? Keep reading.
[ 2006.11.24 21:05:58 ] Admiral Denzark > anyway vulture im not pissed man u did what you wanted thats your right, and game would be boring if the rules were suffocating :)
[ 2006.11.24 21:07:26 ] Admiral Denzark > though i would suggest its a bit nuts to focus purely on me im dissolving the corp i had pplanned that anyway, sure u can come look for me anytime but it would be a hassle to have to remember too :0
[ 2006.11.24 21:20:07 ] Admiral Denzark > u wanna say anything else vulture? :0 im not planning on undocking and putting myself in harms way, im watching c files, i downloaded the whole 9 series took a week man :)
[ 2006.11.24 21:20:15 ] Admiral Denzark > x files
So he's saying he doesn't like suffocating rules but he seems to enjoy suffocating my corp with his weak petitions. Another trait of non-pirates is to try to convince us that they are not worth hunting. I don't understand that at all. As if I am going to just say, "Ah fuck it!" and walk away.
So my corpmate tells me the guy is permadocked and won't talk anymore. Then he convos my corpmate camping him and my corpmate invites me into the conversation. You won't believe what he asks. Or maybe you will.....
Admiral Denzark > yo nexa well met :)
[ 2006.11.25 00:14:51 ] Nexa Necis > here's the deal, we are gonna camp you and any new corp you join
[ 2006.11.25 00:15:01 ] Admiral Denzark > i was just asking if i can go abt my business without getting hounded?
He actually has the nerve to ask if he can just go back to business as usual without us bothering him. This person is definitely not living in reality. So I give him a chance to 1 vs 1
[ 2006.11.25 00:20:25 ] Nexa Necis > you petitioned my corpmate for no reason other than to be a jerk, then you got a taste of it when he petitioned you back, so then you threaten to petition me and email me saying my corp sucks are we are n00bs
[ 2006.11.25 00:21:11 ] Nexa Necis > then you expect me to just let you off the hook. you bragged about killing pirates and all that stuff with your badass Fleet Tempest and Machariel. Bring any ship you want, I will personally 1 vs 1 you anytime

He refused to acknowledge or respond to offers of 1 vs 1. Big shocker there.
[ 2006.11.25 00:21:23 ] Admiral Denzark > wars are never won by anyone in the end, and i dont have any hard feelings, its a chess game, action-reaction, thats what makes eve a fun game right? killing 1 ship of mine does not make me a fool, neither someone who reacts in temper, in 24 hours it wo...
Once again he tries to convince me he's not worth the effort. Then of course comes the other popular statement.....
[ 2006.11.25 00:22:10 ] Admiral Denzark > it wont make any difference as terran diplomatics will cease to exist or be continued by another, as for me im long overdue to join an alliance of friends
The good old fashioned, "I'm gonna join an alliance, not because I am running from you, but because I was gonna join anyways." excuse.
[ 2006.11.25 00:23:20 ] Admiral Denzark > if you want to expend so much energy on attempting to make my life difficult you can do but theres no wisdom in it, in a universe this size its a hassle beyond reason so ill leave it up to you fellas
[ 2006.11.25 00:23:26 ] Nexa Necis > i will also forward the entire story on your foul play style to any corp you join to let them know what they are bringing down on themselves
[ 2006.11.25 00:23:40 ] Admiral Denzark > i like your style thats why im talking to ya :)
[ 2006.11.25 00:24:04 ] Nexa Necis > makes no sense. you're so rich you claim and you are loaded with ISK just pay up and you're free to play eve again without action from us
[ 2006.11.25 00:24:52 ] Admiral Denzark > and not fighting does not make me a coward either, i simply wasnt in the mood for war right now, though admittedly this baby needs dusting off soon :) TDS CALIGULA
[ 2006.11.25 00:25:06 ] Nexa Necis > your link didnt show
[ 2006.11.25 00:25:17 ] Nexa Necis > link it alone
[ 2006.11.25 00:25:30 ] Admiral Denzark > ill leave you to decide how you wanna lead ur eve lives, see you around...
[ 2006.11.25 00:25:44 ] Admiral Denzark > ps like the latin, nexa i did that at university
[ 2006.11.25 00:25:50 ] Nexa Necis > if you change your mind and want to pay, feel free to convo me
[ 2006.11.25 00:25:51 ] Admiral Denzark > nose te ipsum adios :P
I am not sure what he was linking as he refused to link it alone. Sounds like he was trying to show off something, like one of his uber ships of doom.
This guy is certainly one of the more entertaining characters I've met so far.
UPDATE---
Shortly after I posted this I happen to find him randomly as I was searching for other war targets. So I camp his station a bit.
After a while some guy convos me and says he wants to know my beef with the good Admiral. So I give him the links here. He seems to think the guy is ok but I don't think he really read the stories. I think Admiral filled his head with some BS and spin but whatever. I say good, recruit him and don't be surprised when you get war dec'd down the road.
Of course Admiral is joining a PVP alliance. I didn't think any alliance, especially a pirate/pvp one would want this kind of player in their corp. I am not familiar with this alliance, Imperial Order personally.
So as I talk to the ceo of Admiral's prospective corp, he asked if I'd like to chat with the guy in charge of their alliance. Sure why not. He was busy with some op so he wasn't clear on everything so I sent him an evemail with links to the stories here as well as the last email I got from the Admiral.....
2006.11.25 04:36
saw the story on eve piracy, im famous man, or infamous cool :)
by the way its better if your completely honest, rather than use some truth and mix it with lies, for example i didnt get a word u said in our chat, my mate says was prolly lag, but either way i got nothin in our chat logs which is why i kept typing, and from peeps ive shown it to who think its hilarious youd get more impact if you got all sides views on it, no one i know holds it in any regard, as everyone knows pirates modify and adapt logs to their own ends...
oh and even if i had received a request for cash which i didnt get i wouldnt pay you anyway sorry, like i already said, you dont scare me, you never did and never will, hopefully so well fight we wont talk again, its a waste of time and is boring :)
farewell and good luck see u in space lol :)
So he is saying I am making stuff up. I am apparently not posting the complete chat logs from him talking, oh and also he's not hearing half of what I said because he lagged out. This guy has an excuse for everything. Here are screenshots, the only thing deleted was my corpmates name. I do not make chat logs up, nor do I doctor screenshots to my benefit. He does indeed answer when I mention him paying to get out of the war. So I don't see how he claims he was lagged.
But wait, it gets better!
Remember in the first story where he said he was a female and that's why he was offended? Then remember in this story he said my corpmates bio offended his sister? Now he claimed to my corpmate that it was in fact, his girlfriend who not only was the one offended, but his girlfriend was the one playing and who made the actual petition! the **** is my corpmate talking.
[ 2006.11.25 02:49:01 ] Admiral Denzark > by the way it wasnt exactly me that reported u but hey
[ 2006.11.25 02:49:14 ] ******* > Titles are made by CEOS, I couldnt change it.. even if it really did offend you
[ 2006.11.25 02:49:15 ] Admiral Denzark > u can blame the missus but no worries
[ 2006.11.25 02:49:33 ] Admiral Denzark > my girl carla, typical woman really
[ 2006.11.25 02:54:44 ] ****** > btw, which is it, you are a girl, your sister is a girl, or your wife is a girl? Cuz somewhere someway you said all 3 were offnded?
[ 2006.11.25 02:54:47 ] Admiral Denzark > corse u can harss any corp im in if you like
[ 2006.11.25 02:55:07 ] Admiral Denzark > eh?
[ 2006.11.25 02:55:21 ] Admiral Denzark > my gf i think u mean
[ 2006.11.25 02:55:24 ] Admiral Denzark > not married
[ 2006.11.25 02:55:54 ] Admiral Denzark > typical girl though dropping me in shit lol...
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:03 ] ****** > now its your gf... before you claimed YOU were a girl... lol
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:03 ] Admiral Denzark > wouldnt be first time
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:11 ] Admiral Denzark > she used to kick off in wow too
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:21 ] Admiral Denzark > no u dont listen
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:26 ] Admiral Denzark > i wasnt even playing
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:30 ] Admiral Denzark > my gf was
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:39 ] Admiral Denzark > not that youd know though fair enough
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:50 ] ***** > O, but I do listen.. In fact I have chat logs AND screenies of you saying that you are a girl, And that i offended you
[ 2006.11.25 02:57:11 ] Admiral Denzark > anyway like i say it is over because ur only option is to pick on corps im in which your welcome to do if you like
He starts hinting he is running to a major corp.....
[ 2006.11.25 02:59:05 ] Admiral Denzark > somehow i dont think youll be wardeccing major corps unless your crazy lol...
Another thing I find amusing is that Murktor the CEO of the corp Admiral is joining, doesn't even know him, but would still recruit him after reading the stories. It's weird he convoed my corpmate to ask about the Admiral, and being the good corpmate he is, he told Murktor all inquiries are handled through me, so he wouldn't be able to talk about it in detail. So why would Murktor go through the hassle of checking someones background out, then casually dismiss what's been posted? It puzzles me.
Well either way, at some point I hope to war dec an alliance solo. A casual 12 man n00b corp vs an entire PVP oriented alliance would make for a good story. I'm sure we would get our asses handed to us, but still, it would be interesting.
Though we might be joining a PVP alliance of our own and I know that some of them are quite interested in killing herr Admiral. :) Stay tuned citizens!
UPDATE---
This is what he evemails me this morning. Apparently his smack talk knows no end.....unedited as usual....
2006.11.25 17:41
stick this in your website as the latest installment.
"admiral Denzark said your a nob, you were a nob, are a nob and always will be a nob, your pirate corp mates are nobs, admiral denzark and friends had an amusing laugh reading ur trashy story lol, and love the fact that you mix lies with the truth, admiral denzark couldnt care less what you think, nor could admiral denzarks friends, as you have proved yourself to be members of the unilateral creche alliance, thats where all the real saddoes go, that means you nexy and theres plenty of ppl who think your sad i can assure you lol., oh yer and im still shaking all over lol...not, and thanks for making me famous it rocks i can assure you :)"
I do have 1 question though, some of my friends think your a bunch of 15 yr old kids from USA that never made grade school are they right? You certainly act like it...
put that in your website without editing it spacegoat lol
UPDATE---
Let's take a look at our brave Admiral now. Remember how tough he talked? Remember his badass anti-pirate ramblings in his bio? Look at the hardcore corp he has joined. Too bad we cant war dec him yet..........
He goes pop of course and spews out a bunch of secure cans afterwards.
I almost get his pod but he actually gets away. Then as I am perusing the contents of his cargo cans I see him come back in a......pod. I try to lock him again and he barely gets away.
I sit and wait at the gate all alone, hoping he brings out his Tempest or Machariel. Instead all his brings is another retarded email. I purposely unblocked him to really enjoy the entertainment he is providing us.
He is petitioning for "griefing tactics"? As if people are supposed to not attack people when the other one is AFK. Get real. I can see the GM's laughing at this guy's petitions as they come in.
Now at this point I have to go fix lunch and run some errands. Just before I log though Admiral logs in and luckily I picked the right station he logged out in. So I call in my corpmate who comes down to camp the station. I leave to take care of business and come back to see he tried to escape in an Ibis but my corpmate popped him. He also got his pod as well.
So my corpmate finds his clone location and goes out to greet him. He finds him and gets a peek at some entertaining local chat.
[ 2006.11.24 20:45:19 ] Admiral Denzark > good man i had a good chat with agon earlier
[ 2006.11.24 20:45:34 ] Black Water > did you focus him ?
[ 2006.11.24 20:45:36 ] Admiral Denzark > gonna use his talents i think :)
[ 2006.11.24 20:45:37 ] Black Water > lol
[ 2006.11.24 20:45:42 ] Admiral Denzark > lol
[ 2006.11.24 20:45:50 ] Admiral Denzark > oo u saucy man :P
[ 2006.11.24 20:45:59 ] Black Water > he is good at lots of things
[ 2006.11.24 20:46:05 ] Admiral Denzark > i know ;)
[ 2006.11.24 20:46:36 ] Admiral Denzark > mycorps at war with this bunch of spacegoats, called in a few favours
[ 2006.11.24 20:47:15 ] Admiral Denzark > one of them is station camp[ing me at abagawa right now aay hello to vulture lol.....
So now he is saying he is talking to uber friends to help him since he is obviously outmatched. What happened to all his tough talk in his bio? Musta got wiped from his mind right after the GM wiped it from the game.
[ 2006.11.24 20:48:00 ] Admiral Denzark > killed me in an ibis and podded me, earlier killed my mammoth and 100 mill in mods
[ 2006.11.24 20:48:39 ] Admiral Denzark > like thats a dent lol...
[ 2006.11.24 20:48:53 ] Black Water > i makin 1m per minute atm
[ 2006.11.24 20:49:00 ] Admiral Denzark > i did have some cool tech 2 cargo expanders though
Once again bragging at how uber rich he is.
[ 2006.11.24 20:49:52 ] Admiral Denzark > i was gonna dissolve the corp anyway
[ 2006.11.24 20:50:03 ] Admiral Denzark > i only started it as you know to see what all the fuss was abt
[ 2006.11.24 20:50:13 ] Admiral Denzark > get some ceo xp for laters
[ 2006.11.24 20:50:25 ] Black Water > need aship
[ 2006.11.24 20:50:36 ] Admiral Denzark > eh?
[ 2006.11.24 20:51:02 ] Black Water > ship?
[ 2006.11.24 20:51:08 ] Admiral Denzark > what ship?
[ 2006.11.24 20:51:25 ] Black Water > you need one?
[ 2006.11.24 20:51:43 ] Admiral Denzark > what did u have in mind
[ 2006.11.24 20:51:48 ] Black Water > got over 20 tech 2 in there
[ 2006.11.24 20:51:50 ] Admiral Denzark > ill prolly maanufac a new mammoth
[ 2006.11.24 20:52:02 ] Admiral Denzark > yer ill check some out
[ 2006.11.24 20:52:07 ] Admiral Denzark > i have 4 tech Iis
[ 2006.11.24 20:52:11 ] Admiral Denzark > so far
[ 2006.11.24 20:52:14 ] Admiral Denzark > couple of faction
[ 2006.11.24 20:52:42 ] Admiral Denzark > i did have a crusader but that got vapourised when the guy podded my ship
[ 2006.11.24 20:52:57 ] Black Water > i could use a rattler
[ 2006.11.24 20:53:06 ] Admiral Denzark > yer i fancy one of those for rats
[ 2006.11.24 20:53:20 ] Admiral Denzark > i jujst got some wiked bpos from a complex
[ 2006.11.24 20:53:25 ] Admiral Denzark > check these out
[ 2006.11.24 20:54:05 ] Admiral Denzark > R.A.M.- Shie R.A.M.- Starship Tech Blueprint ld Tech Blueprint
[ 2006.11.24 20:54:33 ] Black Water > i been gettin faction ones
[ 2006.11.24 20:54:42 ] Admiral Denzark > any good ones?
[ 2006.11.24 20:54:44 ] Black Water > been usin my code breaker
[ 2006.11.24 20:55:07 ] Black Water > 250mm 'Flintlock' Railgun Blueprint
[ 2006.11.24 20:55:16 ] Black Water > 'Glycerine' Shield Boost Amplifier Blueprint
So again, according to what he is saying, he is a gazzillionaire between all these faction ships and BPOs.
[ 2006.11.24 20:55:40 ] Admiral Denzark > oh yer this is the guy
[ 2006.11.24 20:55:45 ] Admiral Denzark > lol
[ 2006.11.24 20:56:07 ] Admiral Denzark > sure id tell him i got nothing to hide, if your gonna be rude and act like idiots youll be treated like them
So now he is saying to my corpmate that we are the ones acting like idiots and being rude. So apparently, him petitioning my corpmate for no real reason is good behavior but us war dec'ing him is unacceptable.
[ 2006.11.24 20:56:23 ] Admiral Denzark > and do u honeslty think i give a jot that u wardecced me??
[ 2006.11.24 20:56:38 ] Admiral Denzark > my corp was just a trial corp thats why iyt only has 2 members lol...
[ 2006.11.24 20:57:03 ] Admiral Denzark > anyway i didnt petition cos ur mates title i petitioned cos he swore at me
[ 2006.11.24 20:57:16 ] Admiral Denzark > i asked him politely to change it it ooffended my sister
He also fancies lying as well. My corpmates never smack talk anyone and they sure as hell wouldn't do it unprovoked like he is claiming. He is saying that my corpmate told him to fuck off just out of the blue with no rhyme or reason. I also like his definition of "politely". He said, "Change your bio and then I am gonna kill you or you can have it the other way around." Yeah, that's pretty polite by my book too.
[ 2006.11.24 20:57:32 ] Admiral Denzark > he told me in to uncertain terms to f off so then i reported him
[ 2006.11.24 20:57:47 ] Admiral Denzark > i expect he didnt tell you that did he
[ 2006.11.24 20:58:31 ] Admiral Denzark > anyway i hardly think you can lecture me abt my actions, if you wardec someoneone for a disagreement between 2 pilots like thats mature lol...
Another common trait of carebear types. They view any PVP where they don't stand a chance of winning immature, rude, pathetic and lame. Unless they score a kill on you then it's a whole different story of course.
[ 2006.11.24 20:58:59 ] Admiral Denzark > and i honestly dont mind sir, it makes the game more interesting :)
[ 2006.11.24 20:59:13 ] Admiral Denzark > perhaps but it didnt occur to me to do so
[ 2006.11.24 20:59:27 ] Admiral Denzark > either way i dont wardec ppl cos of one pilot lol...
[ 2006.11.24 20:59:32 ] Black Water > he prolly is in your corp you know
[ 2006.11.24 20:59:41 ] Black Water > hes got like 20 characters
[ 2006.11.24 20:59:45 ] Admiral Denzark > honestly its cool anway go right ahead
Now his friend is claiming this guy has 20 characters. I'd love to read their convos where Admiral is coaching him on what to say in local.
[ 2006.11.24 20:59:54 ] Admiral Denzark > like i say it livens up the game
[ 2006.11.24 21:00:09 ] Admiral Denzark > and as bw will tell you my loss isnt a dent in my cashflow :)
Again, 100mil is no dent to him. Funny he's so rich but it's obviously affecting him. Keep reading. :)
[ 2006.11.24 21:00:34 ] Admiral Denzark > i did complain initially then thought feck it its all in the spirit :)
[ 2006.11.24 21:01:01 ] Admiral Denzark > anyway youd be mad to focus on me for ages
[ 2006.11.24 21:01:04 ] Admiral Denzark > lol
[ 2006.11.24 21:01:19 ] Admiral Denzark > i have other characters i play 2 accounts to insuree training
[ 2006.11.24 21:01:45 ] Admiral Denzark > anyway you made 100 mill in kills so you should take that and enjoy it :)
[ 2006.11.24 21:01:55 ] Admiral Denzark > i heard ur ceo got a tech ii can off me
[ 2006.11.24 21:02:23 ] Admiral Denzark > 21 mill that is i paid but i got 9 more
[ 2006.11.24 21:02:32 ] Admiral Denzark > alas 3 were trashed in the explosion
[ 2006.11.24 21:02:47 ] Admiral Denzark > hardly a fair fight though his ship versus my mammoth lol...
[ 2006.11.24 21:03:57 ] Admiral Denzark > i wish ppl would dual like in the 17th century, you know one on one, its more honourable
[ 2006.11.24 21:04:06 ] Admiral Denzark > dont get much honour here
Again the skewed sense of honor of non-pirates is clearly evident here. Notice how he says he enjoys the war? Notice how he says he wishes it was a 1 vs 1 kind of fight? Keep reading.
[ 2006.11.24 21:05:58 ] Admiral Denzark > anyway vulture im not pissed man u did what you wanted thats your right, and game would be boring if the rules were suffocating :)
[ 2006.11.24 21:07:26 ] Admiral Denzark > though i would suggest its a bit nuts to focus purely on me im dissolving the corp i had pplanned that anyway, sure u can come look for me anytime but it would be a hassle to have to remember too :0
[ 2006.11.24 21:20:07 ] Admiral Denzark > u wanna say anything else vulture? :0 im not planning on undocking and putting myself in harms way, im watching c files, i downloaded the whole 9 series took a week man :)
[ 2006.11.24 21:20:15 ] Admiral Denzark > x files
So he's saying he doesn't like suffocating rules but he seems to enjoy suffocating my corp with his weak petitions. Another trait of non-pirates is to try to convince us that they are not worth hunting. I don't understand that at all. As if I am going to just say, "Ah fuck it!" and walk away.
So my corpmate tells me the guy is permadocked and won't talk anymore. Then he convos my corpmate camping him and my corpmate invites me into the conversation. You won't believe what he asks. Or maybe you will.....
Admiral Denzark > yo nexa well met :)
[ 2006.11.25 00:14:51 ] Nexa Necis > here's the deal, we are gonna camp you and any new corp you join
[ 2006.11.25 00:15:01 ] Admiral Denzark > i was just asking if i can go abt my business without getting hounded?
He actually has the nerve to ask if he can just go back to business as usual without us bothering him. This person is definitely not living in reality. So I give him a chance to 1 vs 1
[ 2006.11.25 00:20:25 ] Nexa Necis > you petitioned my corpmate for no reason other than to be a jerk, then you got a taste of it when he petitioned you back, so then you threaten to petition me and email me saying my corp sucks are we are n00bs
[ 2006.11.25 00:21:11 ] Nexa Necis > then you expect me to just let you off the hook. you bragged about killing pirates and all that stuff with your badass Fleet Tempest and Machariel. Bring any ship you want, I will personally 1 vs 1 you anytime

He refused to acknowledge or respond to offers of 1 vs 1. Big shocker there.
[ 2006.11.25 00:21:23 ] Admiral Denzark > wars are never won by anyone in the end, and i dont have any hard feelings, its a chess game, action-reaction, thats what makes eve a fun game right? killing 1 ship of mine does not make me a fool, neither someone who reacts in temper, in 24 hours it wo...
Once again he tries to convince me he's not worth the effort. Then of course comes the other popular statement.....
[ 2006.11.25 00:22:10 ] Admiral Denzark > it wont make any difference as terran diplomatics will cease to exist or be continued by another, as for me im long overdue to join an alliance of friends
The good old fashioned, "I'm gonna join an alliance, not because I am running from you, but because I was gonna join anyways." excuse.
[ 2006.11.25 00:23:20 ] Admiral Denzark > if you want to expend so much energy on attempting to make my life difficult you can do but theres no wisdom in it, in a universe this size its a hassle beyond reason so ill leave it up to you fellas
[ 2006.11.25 00:23:26 ] Nexa Necis > i will also forward the entire story on your foul play style to any corp you join to let them know what they are bringing down on themselves
[ 2006.11.25 00:23:40 ] Admiral Denzark > i like your style thats why im talking to ya :)
[ 2006.11.25 00:24:04 ] Nexa Necis > makes no sense. you're so rich you claim and you are loaded with ISK just pay up and you're free to play eve again without action from us
[ 2006.11.25 00:24:52 ] Admiral Denzark > and not fighting does not make me a coward either, i simply wasnt in the mood for war right now, though admittedly this baby needs dusting off soon :) TDS CALIGULA
[ 2006.11.25 00:25:06 ] Nexa Necis > your link didnt show
[ 2006.11.25 00:25:17 ] Nexa Necis > link it alone
[ 2006.11.25 00:25:30 ] Admiral Denzark > ill leave you to decide how you wanna lead ur eve lives, see you around...
[ 2006.11.25 00:25:44 ] Admiral Denzark > ps like the latin, nexa i did that at university
[ 2006.11.25 00:25:50 ] Nexa Necis > if you change your mind and want to pay, feel free to convo me
[ 2006.11.25 00:25:51 ] Admiral Denzark > nose te ipsum adios :P
I am not sure what he was linking as he refused to link it alone. Sounds like he was trying to show off something, like one of his uber ships of doom.
This guy is certainly one of the more entertaining characters I've met so far.
UPDATE---
Shortly after I posted this I happen to find him randomly as I was searching for other war targets. So I camp his station a bit.
After a while some guy convos me and says he wants to know my beef with the good Admiral. So I give him the links here. He seems to think the guy is ok but I don't think he really read the stories. I think Admiral filled his head with some BS and spin but whatever. I say good, recruit him and don't be surprised when you get war dec'd down the road.
Of course Admiral is joining a PVP alliance. I didn't think any alliance, especially a pirate/pvp one would want this kind of player in their corp. I am not familiar with this alliance, Imperial Order personally.
So as I talk to the ceo of Admiral's prospective corp, he asked if I'd like to chat with the guy in charge of their alliance. Sure why not. He was busy with some op so he wasn't clear on everything so I sent him an evemail with links to the stories here as well as the last email I got from the Admiral.....
2006.11.25 04:36
saw the story on eve piracy, im famous man, or infamous cool :)
by the way its better if your completely honest, rather than use some truth and mix it with lies, for example i didnt get a word u said in our chat, my mate says was prolly lag, but either way i got nothin in our chat logs which is why i kept typing, and from peeps ive shown it to who think its hilarious youd get more impact if you got all sides views on it, no one i know holds it in any regard, as everyone knows pirates modify and adapt logs to their own ends...
oh and even if i had received a request for cash which i didnt get i wouldnt pay you anyway sorry, like i already said, you dont scare me, you never did and never will, hopefully so well fight we wont talk again, its a waste of time and is boring :)
farewell and good luck see u in space lol :)
So he is saying I am making stuff up. I am apparently not posting the complete chat logs from him talking, oh and also he's not hearing half of what I said because he lagged out. This guy has an excuse for everything. Here are screenshots, the only thing deleted was my corpmates name. I do not make chat logs up, nor do I doctor screenshots to my benefit. He does indeed answer when I mention him paying to get out of the war. So I don't see how he claims he was lagged.
But wait, it gets better!
Remember in the first story where he said he was a female and that's why he was offended? Then remember in this story he said my corpmates bio offended his sister? Now he claimed to my corpmate that it was in fact, his girlfriend who not only was the one offended, but his girlfriend was the one playing and who made the actual petition! the **** is my corpmate talking.
[ 2006.11.25 02:49:01 ] Admiral Denzark > by the way it wasnt exactly me that reported u but hey
[ 2006.11.25 02:49:14 ] ******* > Titles are made by CEOS, I couldnt change it.. even if it really did offend you
[ 2006.11.25 02:49:15 ] Admiral Denzark > u can blame the missus but no worries
[ 2006.11.25 02:49:33 ] Admiral Denzark > my girl carla, typical woman really
[ 2006.11.25 02:54:44 ] ****** > btw, which is it, you are a girl, your sister is a girl, or your wife is a girl? Cuz somewhere someway you said all 3 were offnded?
[ 2006.11.25 02:54:47 ] Admiral Denzark > corse u can harss any corp im in if you like
[ 2006.11.25 02:55:07 ] Admiral Denzark > eh?
[ 2006.11.25 02:55:21 ] Admiral Denzark > my gf i think u mean
[ 2006.11.25 02:55:24 ] Admiral Denzark > not married
[ 2006.11.25 02:55:54 ] Admiral Denzark > typical girl though dropping me in shit lol...
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:03 ] ****** > now its your gf... before you claimed YOU were a girl... lol
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:03 ] Admiral Denzark > wouldnt be first time
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:11 ] Admiral Denzark > she used to kick off in wow too
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:21 ] Admiral Denzark > no u dont listen
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:26 ] Admiral Denzark > i wasnt even playing
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:30 ] Admiral Denzark > my gf was
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:39 ] Admiral Denzark > not that youd know though fair enough
[ 2006.11.25 02:56:50 ] ***** > O, but I do listen.. In fact I have chat logs AND screenies of you saying that you are a girl, And that i offended you
[ 2006.11.25 02:57:11 ] Admiral Denzark > anyway like i say it is over because ur only option is to pick on corps im in which your welcome to do if you like
He starts hinting he is running to a major corp.....
[ 2006.11.25 02:59:05 ] Admiral Denzark > somehow i dont think youll be wardeccing major corps unless your crazy lol...
Another thing I find amusing is that Murktor the CEO of the corp Admiral is joining, doesn't even know him, but would still recruit him after reading the stories. It's weird he convoed my corpmate to ask about the Admiral, and being the good corpmate he is, he told Murktor all inquiries are handled through me, so he wouldn't be able to talk about it in detail. So why would Murktor go through the hassle of checking someones background out, then casually dismiss what's been posted? It puzzles me.
Well either way, at some point I hope to war dec an alliance solo. A casual 12 man n00b corp vs an entire PVP oriented alliance would make for a good story. I'm sure we would get our asses handed to us, but still, it would be interesting.
Though we might be joining a PVP alliance of our own and I know that some of them are quite interested in killing herr Admiral. :) Stay tuned citizens!
UPDATE---
This is what he evemails me this morning. Apparently his smack talk knows no end.....unedited as usual....
2006.11.25 17:41
stick this in your website as the latest installment.
"admiral Denzark said your a nob, you were a nob, are a nob and always will be a nob, your pirate corp mates are nobs, admiral denzark and friends had an amusing laugh reading ur trashy story lol, and love the fact that you mix lies with the truth, admiral denzark couldnt care less what you think, nor could admiral denzarks friends, as you have proved yourself to be members of the unilateral creche alliance, thats where all the real saddoes go, that means you nexy and theres plenty of ppl who think your sad i can assure you lol., oh yer and im still shaking all over lol...not, and thanks for making me famous it rocks i can assure you :)"
I do have 1 question though, some of my friends think your a bunch of 15 yr old kids from USA that never made grade school are they right? You certainly act like it...
put that in your website without editing it spacegoat lol
UPDATE---
Let's take a look at our brave Admiral now. Remember how tough he talked? Remember his badass anti-pirate ramblings in his bio? Look at the hardcore corp he has joined. Too bad we cant war dec him yet..........
22 Comments
yuckyduck·
HAHAHA! Kill HIM!
But I didn't know the tos and eula apply to people who are not actually paying or playing the game. So if his girlfriend saw the screen and was offended....DON'T LOOK AT THE SCREEN!!
Just my 2 cents.
Kyuushin·
Woah--Is this guy real? I can understand how this is entertaining to you :) It's like you're studying some kind of medical case, but you have the right to take shots at him and see how he reacts. Fun times eh?
By the way, I would like to talk with you in-game, if you would. However, since I am brand-new to the game, I can't really afford the 100k initial contact fee ;) So, by all means, if you feel like having a chat or two, could you either add me to your address book, or initiate contact?
Anyways, you rock man. I highly respect your style, as it completely blew my mind that pirates could be so honorable. Seriously, if I stick to this game, I am probably going to try and walk up your path.
Seriously, it looks like so much fun. Everyday.
See you later-
Anonymous·
They never learn do they?
I can't wait for the next installment of the Admirals Bane (tm).
yuckyduck·
posted the above before I saw the addition about his girlfriend playing, So the TOS/EULA doesn't say anything about giving out your pw/account name huh? Oh wait but what if he logged on and let her play? From the EULA:
You will be asked to select a password during the registration process ("Password"). You may not disclose your Password to anyone or allow
anyone to use your Password to access the System or play EVEâ„¢. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your Password and
for any damage, harm, lost or deleted characters, etc. resulting from your disclosure, or allowing the disclosure, of any Password, or from use
by any person of your Password. You may not obtain, attempt to obtain, use or attempt to use the password of anyone else. You are
responsible for remembering your Account information and Password.
You will be assigned a login name and a character name during the registration and character creation process. You may not allow anyone to
use your login name or character name to access the System or play EVEâ„¢. No player may use the character name of another player to
impersonate or falsely represent his or her identity. You may not obtain, attempt to obtain, use or attempt to use the login name or character
name of anyone else.
Tapin·
This guy is an utter tool hope you war dec any aliance he goes into. It really pisses me off when people waste GM time doing stupid petitions, jesus i cant belive I semi defended him last time on the carebare thing :)
This guy needs to be hounded to the ends of eve!
Andy Roo·
Im not a pirate, but if I see this shit in space, Ill become one for a few minutes.
Great stories as always Freaky.
Trazrik·
LMAO, he thinks he's getting into IO does he? :)
I'll have a talk with my CEO and see to it that he is dealt with accordingly...
Anonymous·
Wow, the hits keep on coming. This guy doesnt know when to stop does he?
freaky·
Not you're corp Traz, Imperial Order the alliance. It's a fairly small alliance with a few hundred people.
Joe Monso·
Oh gezz... What section of space you in bud? I got a few friends I can tip them off to this guy and they will have fun with 'em.
darus hoth·
hi again in about 1-6 i`ll be pvping
:-)
flashfresh·
This is quality entertainment. If I see this guy (lol, am in low-sec; what chances will I see him there???) - anyways, *if* I see him in low-sec; i would be happy to pop him.
Jark·
Well, technically, he might have not purposefully joined Deep Core Mining, because when you quit a player corp, you automatically join the nearest npc corp. Which Deep Core Mining is, I think . . .
Anyway, that guy wins the Dumbass Award. Hehe, I'd be more than happy to smear him if I ever get the chance :)
NoLSolid·
To quote Carlos Mencia: "DEE DEE DEE!"
Malken·
funny shit but unfortunetly not so uncommon these days.
lots of dipshit pricks around that says and does anything to get away from a fight *cough* E-R mining bitches *cough*
:)
Windrider·
For someone who has done latin at university he has a hard time with the word "knob". Probably should have spent that time studying English.
I say report him for EULA violations - particularly since he admits to letting his girlfriend play. When my girlfriend wanted to play I sent her 14-day trial on the Buddy Programme.
Anonymous·
I'm currently in the IO alliance and I'm gonna do what I can to make sure he doesn't get in. We don't need players like that.
NightfallGemini (Not Logged In)·
XD I love it. Makes me think I should fire up an alt in a frig for some high-sec piracy. =D
kuukkari·
extremely täyttä paskaa
Nazgu'l·
Bahhahaha :D This guy must be hunted till he quits EVE, just for being so damn retarded. He must be 13 year old who cant hold urine and finishes at the 1st glance of adult magazines, oh wait is it him or her? Or maybe shemale?
skynoma·
That is just too funny, but also depressing at the same time.
It absolutely amazes me that these people are actually that disillusioned and pathetic. The only excuse is that they are young in age, where smack talk in real-life is "cool". I would also guess he is on the receiving end of it in real-life too.
These people strike me as the type that don't do themselves any favours. I've known a few in my lifetime. They bitch because they are picked on, yet they act immaturely. You try and be mature with them and they throw insults. Go figure.
Anyway that's the end of my physiological insight. If this person is anywhere close to adulthood I feel very sorry for em.
Pod him!!
God is a cunt fuck·
Anger about Messerlee. Understandable.
They need to understand this man was pushed into the offense. Cops have been getting away with killings like this for a long time. Blacks in the South know this all too well. Each time they were all confident the Blue Shield would protect them, and it did. The difference is in many IF NOT MOST of these cases they were rogue cops who the Gods tempted. They did it intentionally thinking they were "earning", knowing they would get away with it. They were the ones whom the Gods disliked, while the Messerlees of the world who get caught are being punished, feedback reserved for those the Gods have interest in keeping.
There are those in the ghetto whom are singled out, targets of the community whom everybody hates. The rogue cops in the South who are guilty of these kind of killings have been reincarnated into roles like this. It's just one of the clues the Gods offer to the community. Lucky for those preditors the ghetto has been an ignorant community, but I think that might be changing.
Of course there could be anoher possibility:::::Due to the history and resulting legacy of hatred for the Gods, since I am guarenteed a spot on the next Planet Earth I will be the original "bad seed":::The Lucifer-figure of the next reality. Unlike Christian dogma, he may just represent the solitary target of the God's ire early, a disgruntled asshole who pissed the Gods off, the proverbial "apple" of the next reality, beginning the process which leads planets to where we are today. A crucial figure in any planet's history, he represents the "beginning of the end".
People, especially liberals give W a very hard time.
Don't forget what I say:::Everything today is both good and evil. The Gods have positioned it as such as we have become increasingly disfavored, confusing the enviornment.
Republicans and conservatives as well, only they fall more on the good side while their adversaries fall more on the evil side, quite contrary to the God's positioning.
Yes, W's evil is illustrated in the United State's efforts in Iraq, and the "Red State"r's who believe we were "earning" are among the worst of them.
If conservatives fall on the side of good, Fox News falls on the side of evil. They pander to the type of trash my brother is, the kind of trash who thinks their war mongering efforts "earn" for them and all others who think like them.
Anyways, it is positioned that W trashed the economy before he left office. Selfish it didn't happen while he was in office, granted, but economic turmoil is a motivator. It's not cancer, mind you, but many have begun praying hard because of their experinces in this event, and it says something about those affected as opposed to those sheltered from affect.
One day just as they will allow vaccines to diseases, especially AIDS, encouraging deviacy the likes which hasn't been seen since the 70s, they will allow cures for cancer, MS, COPD, alcoholism, etc.
Women's diseases will be last. Just as research into women's diseases receive the least amount of funding so is it justified their cures come last, and both for the same reason:::They have the most favor, and the Gods use their diseases as a motivator to pray and find the path. As such they get God's benefit as long as they are willing to offer it.