You may have seen the videos of pirates ganking people, then inviting them into their TeamSpeak channels to record their whining for posterity.
Well my friends and foes, you now have an opportunity to see things from the other side.
Delve into the dark scary depths of a carebear's mind as you hear their thoughts and see what they see. Shocking? Perhaps. Scary? Moderately. Entertaining? DEFINITELY!
One of my corpmates was in Tash trying to have some fun with our war targets, Kiroshi Corp. He decides to engage them in his Rifter. Mind you, he is up against a Helios, Raven, Drake, and 2 Merlins.
He had the Helios to about 10% structure before he popped too. He wanted the T2 Cloaking Device pretty badly. Funny how they failed to FRAPS the encounter where their big, bad Rokh fell to 2 T1 cruisers, or how a Nighthawk, Drake and Thorax couldn't take my Domi.
If you watch one Eve video this year, THIS IS THE ONE!
Carebear Killers
2007.02.06 03:12
Victim: Mikojo
Alliance: NONE
Corp: The Really Awesome Players
Destroyed: Rifter
System: Tash-Murkon Prime
Security: 0.8
Involved parties:
Name: Inosav
Security: 1.5
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Kiroshi Group
Ship: Drake
Weapon: Heavy Missile Launcher I
Name: saywentomine
Security: 1.5
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Kiroshi Group
Ship: Merlin
Weapon: 150mm 'Scout' I Accelerator Cannon
Name: Crusher Joe
Security: 0.0
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Kiroshi Group
Ship: Merlin
Weapon: Merlin
Name: Saywen Tofire (laid the final blow)
Security: 0.0
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Kiroshi Group
Ship: Raven
Weapon: Paradise Cruise Missile
Name: Dawnstar
Security: -0.3
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Kiroshi Group
Ship: Helios
Weapon: Target Painter I
Destroyed items:
Barrage S, Qty: 1760 (Cargo)
Small 'Ghoul' Energy Siphon I
Small Armor Repairer II
150mm Light AutoCannon II
Barrage S, Qty: 60
24 Comments
Kirex.·
lol 'WE HAVE A LOCK!! GOOD-BYE POD!!! BOOYAH!!!' silly carebears. ;p
Eagle32·
I want my 20MB and 5mins back please.
Yawn...·
Concur with eagle... Cant believe people post stuff like this. Eve is like any other game where the players think they are "hardcore". All that time playing games and they are not even good at it. Sad really ^^
Anonymous·
No 1 likes what you post, please stop
Spyke·
dude i appreicate the movie and this post
anyone who flames you like above
isnt worth it
keep it up mind and maybe one day you to can be like sir MOlle
"i said hi and 500 ppl flamed me"
you only got lets count shall we?
3?
posts
^-^
*thumbs up*
incorr·
Freaky, you have got to be the most prolific poster on here, keep up the good work, and don't worry about the jealousy of others.
and yes, I am a carebear
Minith Jin·
You clearly failed to read/failed to comprehend most of the comments on Freaky's other stories then.
And on note of the vid, it's hilarious how elated they get over a rifter gank ^_^
And the music sucked :P
Anonymous·
Thanks for the compliments folks, I wish I could take the credit for this video but I really cant.
The thanks all go to Kiroshi corp. The only thing I did was let Miko join our corp and he has proven again and again to be a damn good pvp'er for his young age, he is a great sport, and a fine addition to our corp. He just needs to read corp chat so I don't have to keep repeating myself. :)
freaky·
Oops, I wasn't logged in. The above was mine.
PS-Nothing wrong with being a carebear at all.
tweek·
you ppl wgo don't like freaky's stories, u suc. freaky's stories are the only ones i read on a regular basis because there all about the people, the emotion, rather than "we went out into space, we had these ships, they had blah ships, we won/lost, it was good/bad, and heres the kill mail...."
Freay's stories are so much more they have passion, hate, anger all that good stuff
even if they are slightly fictional (i don't think they are) or told from a twisted point of view, i don't care there an awesome read
keep it goin
Tweek
Yawn..·
Neither myself or Eagle commented on Freaky. What is it I smell? Fanboyism maybe? Reading is also a long lost skill these days it seems...
tweek·
lol, yeah i'm a bit of a fan
but i was refering to the general comments after all of freaky's post, not to you or eagle specifically
true tho, this story was a little boring (i haven't seen the video yet, im at work) but i assume this in a quick post between real stories... i hope :P
Tweek
Sorom·
okay...so that was gayest video i've ever seen...we didn't even see any of the action....lame...but when he said "we have a lock, goodbye pod" you could almost hear him wetting himself...i died laughing.
and the song at the end...priceless...i've got to kill some of these guys...
Max Power·
I like freaky's regular stories on eve-pirate, but this video was quite boring...except for the actual kill part, the guy got a bit to excited there. "OMFG we just ganked a rifter with like, 50 ships, we rock!"*
*Note: Last part was an interpretation of his reaction brought to you by 'I just wet my pants translation services'.
Spyke·
i think that makes it 10 flames?
lol
^-^
~spyke~ the loveable stalker
(he's coming for your powergrids!)
Dr Drake·
Love your stories freeky but didn't like this video.
The text and no action in the second part was a let down since no gameplay. I also think it would be best to see things closer up and from your ships view point. Didn't like the zooming out etc. The resolution was poor so couldn't make out detail too during gameplay.
You should ban that guy from speaking on TS as he sounded like a big geek and really irritated me even though it was only for a few mins. Far too exciteable and shouting "Boo ya" or something when got a pod kill! Such a dry and irritating voice. I would never fly with someone like that. :o)
Look forward to your next post.
freaky·
I DID NOT MAKE THIS VIDEO! THIS IS NOT MY CORPS VIDEO!
Pay attention people. The video was made by our enemy, by our war targets. They posted it on their website to show off.
I posted it because it's funny to see people get so psyched about killing a frigate with a BS, BC, Cov Ops frig and 2 regular frigs. Obviously my corpmate didn't have much of a chance.
The other humerous part is all the theatrics of the video. The wacky zooming, the panning, the newb overview settings, the girlish, pre-teen voice shouting in excitement.
Anon·
I was wondering why all the flaming.
Seems that too many people jump to conclusions too fast and don't actually READ the post. It all made sense to me. And they were whiny little bitches, those targets of yours.
Reading the Op FTW·
Wow.
Truly, just wow.
Before posting.. try reading the OP.. and if that hasnt helped.. try comprehending the OP.
Max power·
Just to defend my previous post.
I had read the post and was aware that it wasn't freaky's video (or his/her corp's video), doesn't mean that the video was any less boring.
Eagle32·
"I had read the post and was aware that it wasn't freaky's video (or his/her corp's video), doesn't mean that the video was any less boring."
QFT.
One post (#4) against the original poster and people get their panties in a twist.
Max Power·
"QFT.
One post (#4) against the original poster and people get their panties in a twist."
I was referring to post #16, #17 and #18
Karees·
Personally, I though it was hilarious how they went through all the trouble to make a video of a rifter getting ganked by a bunch of ships. If that's the most impressive thing they've done recently... I feel sorry for them.
lea re·
k... the whole post is just silly. first of all bunch of noobs got excited cause they got killmail. great. any1 checked their employment history ? maybe they're all like 2 months old. try to remember your first pvp kill and the almost orgasmic state you were in. we were all there.
and then. big congratz to the men who got himself killed in a rifter by a bunch of noobs =)well done