It's just a game isn't it?

freaky·
That's a common though that pops into my head every time a new convo window opens up with someone ranting and raving about a loss, or someone trying to "put me in my place" by "explaining" all the things about me that suck in game and real life as well. Still, it provides me and my corpmates with lots of laughs and entertainment. For example, we have war dec'd Kiroshi Group. The war has been going on for quite a while now. 3 weeks or so I think. As usual they start off with smacktalk..... [ 2007.02.03 06:44:35 ] Saywen Tofire > i've had run ins with your minions griefing in asteroid belts, and i'm feeling no mercy toward your corp atm Mind you the constant smacktalking from their corp has already resulted in 2 war dec's prior to ours. I mean, we're pretty random in our war dec selections for the most part. This guy's corp has been chosen as least two times in the past few weeks. This guy Saywen is pure class. He embodies all that is carebear about Eve. He talks a ton of shit. His corp gets war dec'd. He talks more shit. He loses a bunch. He talks more shit. He dies some more. He stops trying to fight and starts running missions. He get's cornered in a system, he talks shit how good he is for not undocking. The next day he gets you cornered in a station and starts talking about how only pussies stay docked. You've seen these types of players. You know the ones who play off dying with the excuse, "Dude, I just made 20mil from insurance, so you just made me money by killing me! ROFL!!!!" Of course after that point, all you see them flying are Impairors and shuttles the rest of the war. Fun stuff. Then, a blast from the past revisited. A CEO from a corp I had dec'd a while back. His corp bio blabbed on about honor, sportsmanship and maturity. They we're all the exact opposite of that. I even wrote a story about them here. Wait till you see this guys logic when he convoes me out of the blue 6 months after the war dec ended! Then we have the merc corps hired to dissuade us from war dec'ing these corps. This time they hired my old friends Privateer Alliance. Think that stopped us? Read on and see how we dealt with them as well.......
I'll start with Kiroshi corp. Three weeks into the war and they're down almost 20 players. In fact, a bunch of their players fleed the corp to join another corp, that was at war with Kiroshi! Nothing like a bit of loyalty, eh? :) Still, I don't blame them, since according to their own current and former members, the Kiroshi elders aren't doing a thing to help. No strategy, no ganging up, no support whatsoever. Some of their guys we're sitting in the dark trying to figure out what was going on.... [ 2007.02.03 10:52:44 ] Jackson Pratt > so, you can't explain why you declared war on us? [ 2007.02.03 10:53:43 ] Jackson Pratt > please? [ 2007.02.03 10:54:05 ] Nexa Necis > its part of the game bro, nothing personal. you choose to mine, we choose to war. [ 2007.02.03 10:54:46 ] Jackson Pratt > perhaps this isn't my game then [ 2007.02.03 10:55:00 ] Jackson Pratt > have a good day. i think i'm switching back to guildwars lol. Meanwhile Saywen is content to smacktalk and ignore the pleas of his corp to negotiate a surrender... [ 2007.02.03 20:43:03 ] Saywen Tofire > hello tarps members [ 2007.02.03 20:43:15 ] Saywen Tofire > where is your will to fight [ 2007.02.03 20:44:03 ] Saywen Tofire > err i'm so sorry did i say tarps i ment traps One of their members decides to take matter into his own hands and try to negotiate a surrender... [ 2007.02.09 05:26:04 ] Inosav > nexa you are the leader of traps correct? [ 2007.02.09 05:26:14 ] Nexa Necis > si senor [ 2007.02.09 05:26:39 ] Inosav > /emote sighs [ 2007.02.09 05:26:49 ] Nexa Necis > why wassup? [ 2007.02.09 05:27:48 ] Inosav > i have a hard choice to make and while i will understand you not wishing to listen to me since i am currently an enemy ... i have a problem that can only be solved if i resolve the war between you and KG [ 2007.02.09 05:28:22 ] Nexa Necis > sure just cause we fight and are piratey doesnt mean we arent regular old people :) [ 2007.02.09 05:28:24 ] Nexa Necis > resolve away [ 2007.02.09 05:28:44 ] Nexa Necis > i offered surrender terms to your CEO but got no response, only smacktalk [ 2007.02.09 05:29:23 ] Inosav > what would it take to end the war with KG ... if i am able to do it i will as it stands a friends corp will be war decing us and i can not fight a friend [ 2007.02.09 05:30:17 ] Inosav > in hopes of prventing this i will comply with any terms i am able to to stop the war so please tell me your terms He decided not to pay the surrender fee, and instead joined the corp that also had an active war dec on Kiroshi. Go figure. Now back to Saywen. This guy is too funny. We had him 4 vs 2 in Dabrid. Does he undock? No. Does he smacktalk? Yes. [ 2007.02.11 03:09:56 ] Saywen Tofire > i'm not leaving any time soon guys, i've got things to build, orders to put, ore to process, and i got to take a long shit too [ 2007.02.11 03:14:12 ] Nexa Necis > it ok we got nothing but time :)\ [ 2007.02.11 03:14:38 ] Saywen Tofire > u don't have to clean your room? [ 2007.02.11 03:14:47 ] Saywen Tofire > make your momma happy? [ 2007.02.11 03:15:35 ] Nexa Necis > tsk tsk. its only a game. [ 2007.02.11 03:16:11 ] Saywen Tofire > yawn [ 2007.02.11 03:17:34 ] Saywen Tofire > not really, catch up on the reading. [ 2007.02.11 03:17:51 ] Saywen Tofire > look at nexa whine in the forums I love that he brings my mom into the mix. She can't even defend herself. She dead and obviously can't play Eve to smacktalk him back. As for me whining on forums, I have no clue where he gets that from. I don't even post on our TRAPS forum, and I rarely post on the Eve-O forums. Who knows what's going on in this guys brain. He starts talking about the classic video his corp made while popping one of my guys' Rifters with a 5 man squad including a BS. [ 2007.02.11 03:18:58 ] Saywen Tofire > i was dissappointed in the movie [ 2007.02.11 03:19:08 ] Nexa Necis > the one you guys made? [ 2007.02.11 03:19:08 ] Saywen Tofire > i didn't know he was recording [ 2007.02.11 03:19:24 ] Saywen Tofire > one guy made [ 2007.02.11 03:19:28 ] Nexa Necis > i just liked the retarded overview settings and the girlish voice [ 2007.02.11 03:19:44 ] Saywen Tofire > hes only 15 [ 2007.02.11 03:19:57 ] Nexa Necis > makes sense I started laughing because he acts as if there is some type of strategy involved in taking out a Rifter with a 5 man gang. [ 2007.02.11 03:20:56 ] Nexa Necis > pretty funny. i love voices like that on TS [ 2007.02.11 03:21:07 ] Saywen Tofire > he wasn't on ts [ 2007.02.11 03:21:35 ] Saywen Tofire > well not with the group anyway [ 2007.02.11 03:21:38 ] Nexa Necis > he recorded himself shouting? i thought he was recording a corp chat client [ 2007.02.11 03:22:05 ] Saywen Tofire > would have caught my voice issuing orders [ 2007.02.11 03:22:49 ] Nexa Necis > orders? like, "OMFG!!!!! RIFTER O DOOM!!!! EVERYONE ZERG RUSH THE RIFTER!" [ 2007.02.11 03:23:11 ] Saywen Tofire > more like "what a dork sitting out there 250km" [ 2007.02.11 03:23:41 ] Nexa Necis > whos a dork? MIko? [ 2007.02.11 03:23:52 ] Saywen Tofire > yes, overconfident So he's making fun of my guy for engaging them. He calls him an overconfident dork. Mind you this is the same guy who the day before warped himself and his alt into a dead end system, while my guys waited for them on the other side of the gate. After a bit, they jump back in and my guys engage them. Then he fires off a smartbomb on his Raven and get's Concordokkened! He also gets podded, and his alt loses his Drake and pod as well. There's a nice 250mil loss in under a minute. He tries to say it wasn't a big loss because it wasn't T2 fitted. Of course he didn't know I had scanned him just prior to him dying. Looks to me like the T2 Ballistic mod alone is worth 10mil. Then toss in those rigs and he's out 100mil plus the Raven itself retails for 100mil on average. Don't forget his Drake which retails for 35mil plus it's mods, plus a few mil to reinsure clones. He's out 250mil. Good times. Just the other night I run into him again. I was in a Taranis and he was in a Wolf. He ran. So he had a chance at an even fight against a younger pilot and he ran. No shocker there. The next day I log in a see him camping my station with his Nighthawk and Drake. He starts talking shit because I won't engage him. Again, no shocker there. He tries to say I brag about killing newbs and miners. Where he get's his info, I still don't know. I fill him in that he's wasted 50mil by hiring Privateers to dec me. He insists their corp didn't do it, and the other corp we have dec'd Iron Ring Industries also claims not to have paid them, so apparently random people are paying them to war dec us. Yeah right. :) The Privateer war dec didn't hamper us at all. So I let him know his money was well spent. He goes silent after that one. At that point in the war we had more kills against Privateers than they did us. Of course my guys got caught a few times and fought valiantly, but died nonetheless. Many props to the Beyond Divinity guys who are great pvp'ers and also very friendly and offered no smacktalking whatsoever. Silent that is until the next day when I almost caught him out missioning. The war is beginning to wear on him. He's taken the route where they try to tell me it's not worth warring them, and how I'm pathetic, and all that good stuff. I made him money. I don't see how. Maybe he somehow managed to insure his ships for 10x their retail value! Damn he's good! I like how he says he's the only person really left in his corp. I stumbled across a few others. :) A few days later I got an email from the CEO of the 420th Special Ops corp. I had war dec'd them ages ago and beat them down until they paid the surrender fee. I have no clue what brought all that on. Then he convoes me and just goes off the deep end. [ 2007.02.09 06:37:13 ] Major Pothead > If i choose to stay i will be rebuilding the 420th. [ 2007.02.09 06:37:16 ] Nexa Necis > cool [ 2007.02.09 06:37:21 ] Major Pothead > ... [ 2007.02.09 06:37:28 ] Nexa Necis > hopefully you get some good folks this time around [ 2007.02.09 06:38:02 ] Major Pothead > they were good folks, they were young and inexperienced [ 2007.02.09 06:38:05 ] Major Pothead > as i have stated [ 2007.02.09 06:38:53 ] Major Pothead > when we bought the game, we read nothing about the smack talk rule. i have always respected it. but i only speak for myself [ 2007.02.09 06:40:00 ] Nexa Necis > i just thought it was funny at the time cause it was in your corp rules but no one in the corp was following it [ 2007.02.09 06:40:04 ] Nexa Necis > same thing with the honor code [ 2007.02.09 06:40:10 ] Nexa Necis > no one was honorable [ 2007.02.09 06:41:46 ] Major Pothead > Your choice in words does not fit the situation. Perhaps "select" members of my corporation were going aginst the rules. But as in all corporations, alliances, and any other group of people, there will be those who dont follow the rules. But to blame... So he tries to say only certain members of his corp were dishonorable, because he feels I slandered them by saying his whole corp was dishonorable, which I never said. He also says he follows the no smacktalk rule. I don't think so.... [ 2007.02.09 06:43:20 ] Nexa Necis > did you read the story i posted? [ 2007.02.09 06:43:24 ] Nexa Necis > its all good fun [ 2007.02.09 06:43:42 ] Major Pothead > No, I have no interest in the wailings of a pirate. [ 2007.02.09 06:43:57 ] Major Pothead > This is meant to be a diplomatic communication. [ 2007.02.09 06:44:12 ] Major Pothead > Or at least that was my intention [ 2007.02.09 06:44:13 ] Nexa Necis > oh i had no hard feelings [ 2007.02.09 06:44:39 ] Nexa Necis > what i said about you corp in my story, is like what you said [ 2007.02.09 06:44:41 ] Nexa Necis > quote [ 2007.02.09 06:44:43 ] Nexa Necis > Then there are the bad corps out there. I am not sure if this is a bad corp, or just a large group of bad people in a good corp [ 2007.02.09 06:47:27 ] Major Pothead > Your opinions are only heard amoung your peers. We are opposed in alignment, and as i have stated. What you have written is for your kind. They will read, and they will judge upon your reputation with them. [ 2007.02.09 06:47:55 ] Nexa Necis > http://www.eve-pirate.com/index.php?/archives/572-Honor-Sportsmanship-Not-with-this-corp..html [ 2007.02.09 06:47:57 ] Nexa Necis > is the story [ 2007.02.09 06:48:07 ] Nexa Necis > pretty black and white with screenshots and chat logs [ 2007.02.09 06:48:12 ] Nexa Necis > hard to argue with those [ 2007.02.09 06:48:20 ] Major Pothead > No its not. Uh, ok then. Now he just goes off on a tangent.... [ 2007.02.09 06:48:27 ] Major Pothead > Are you american? [ 2007.02.09 06:48:32 ] Nexa Necis > indeed [ 2007.02.09 06:49:02 ] Major Pothead > Then you must be happy that we are killing Iraqis, and spending money on war that should be used on the infrastructure of our coutry? [ 2007.02.09 06:49:17 ] Nexa Necis > actually i dont get into the war stuff [ 2007.02.09 06:49:23 ] Major Pothead > Why [ 2007.02.09 06:49:24 ] Nexa Necis > im not too political really [ 2007.02.09 06:49:32 ] Major Pothead > Are you not a member of this country? [ 2007.02.09 06:49:36 ] Nexa Necis > sure am [ 2007.02.09 06:49:43 ] Major Pothead > Well this country is at war with another. [ 2007.02.09 06:49:47 ] Nexa Necis > im aware [ 2007.02.09 06:49:50 ] Nexa Necis > your point? [ 2007.02.09 06:49:51 ] Major Pothead > Do you see my point? [ 2007.02.09 06:49:59 ] Nexa Necis > not really [ 2007.02.09 06:50:16 ] Major Pothead > I am american. and i oppose almost everthing we are currently doing. [ 2007.02.09 06:50:19 ] Nexa Necis > we were talking about eve a video game, you brought up nationality and politics [ 2007.02.09 06:50:23 ] Major Pothead > Yet I am american [ 2007.02.09 06:50:29 ] Major Pothead > And i love this country [ 2007.02.09 06:50:50 ] Major Pothead > You have your screen shots and your chat logs, but that does not speak for the "entirity" of the 420th [ 2007.02.09 06:51:02 ] Major Pothead > Only that altercation [ 2007.02.09 06:51:23 ] Nexa Necis > im aware of that [ 2007.02.09 06:51:34 ] Nexa Necis > again, i never said your whole corp sucked, just some of the people [ 2007.02.09 06:51:48 ] Nexa Necis > but then again, there are always a few bad apples in every bunch [ 2007.02.09 06:51:54 ] Nexa Necis > its prety much unavoidable [ 2007.02.09 06:51:59 ] Major Pothead > So your stroy is meaningless. You speak about me as if i am the whole of the 420th, you speak to me as if i had any control over the situation and you place blame on the 420th [ 2007.02.09 06:52:19 ] Major Pothead > I assure you, the 420th was very displeased with their actions. [ 2007.02.09 06:52:51 ] Nexa Necis > well i am a ceo, as you were/are, and if my members had done that, i would boot them. but thats just me [ 2007.02.09 06:52:54 ] Major Pothead > Hence the reason it was disbanded When he asked if I was an American, I was afraid he might start in with the odd macrominer babble that usually follows that question. Instead, he admits that it was the entire corp acting against the corp rules. Huh? I thought he said it was only a select few. [ 2007.02.09 06:54:02 ] Major Pothead > The members that did that to you were most of my members, the reason for 420th remained unchanged. But the members deviated. Ask any one of them, before I left, I told them, I WILL be removing members from the corp. [ 2007.02.09 06:54:13 ] Major Pothead > Then I thought about it, and said fuck it. Because it was my whole corp [ 2007.02.09 06:55:11 ] Major Pothead > I hope you understand. The only thing I understand is that this guy needs help. Fast. [ 2007.02.09 06:55:30 ] Nexa Necis > the odd thing is you say its unfair to judge your corp by the actions of a few members, yet you now say it was most of your corp doing it, yet it is ok for you to lump me in a "pirate" and anything i say is drivel [ 2007.02.09 06:56:14 ] Major Pothead > Yes So as I said, someone went ahead and paid Privateer Alliance to war dec us. Even though we were one of the first corps in the alliance, it doesn't mean a get out of jail free card for us. No sir. There are no hard feelings though. They killed more of us than we did of them of course, but that's to be expected. They have a lot more people in the alliance than when I was in it. The main Privateer corp always had good players in it. I fought them on several fronts on some of my other accounts, and they were always gracious in defeat and never sore winners. Sadly, a lot of the corps that are in the alliance are not beholden to the standards I experienced with the Privateer corp itself. These other corps are wont to smacktalk at any given chance, completely unprovoked. I was just sitting in a station and all of a sudden it starts... Of course we are the noobs. Lord knows it takes a lot of skill to sit at random gates and blob unsuspecting people. Of course I am such a noob, they failed to catch me after I popped one of them trying to snag me at a gate. Of course after I popped the Taranis in my Thorax, they felt the need to call in 2 Domi's and a Drake to help dispatch me. They failed miserably. Of course once they had a few more people in the system, they still managed to not catch me. Mind you, a 8 man gate camp should easily be able to catch a non-stabbed cruiser. Especially when it's flown by a newb like myself. You also have to be careful when noobs like myself catch you safespotting in your pod. Because this newb uses probes and will promptly gank your capsule. Score one for the newb! On a side note we are still recruiting. Message me in game if interested. :)

12 Comments

Anonymous·

lol, great ending

Z·

Another good read. It fills me with joy to see these people get spanked over and over again...

Keep up the good work.

Logan Fyreite·

Great read! and to any of the Privateer alliance that are reading this, we just finished up AE's second war with Privateers, good fun all around. Fights around the hub systems are always fun, lack of smack and good battles were a nice change! respect to your corp Freaky!

Spyke·

hey when i join
i think my pirate alt will like to join you
the real me will probs be in Rona for the sec

Nazgu'l·

Booyah! Freaky got the killmail! :D
Love your stories!

PHPR_Freighter·

Great story :P

I wonder if someone is at war with Privateers, then they join privateers, does it null the dec? Or does the entire privateer alliance shoot each other? :P

Darus hoth·

hi freighter am not sure but i think the dec carries on :-p also nice story freaky

darus hoth·

when i get the skills and money i might create a corp of my own :)

freaky·

Well, we are recruiting, so you might want to hang with us a bit if you're so inclined.

Why just today we popped a T2 and rig fitted Nighthawk from that punk Russian corp we dec'd.

They pulled the old logoffski, but as you may have seen from my previous stories, that does you no good. It did him no good to have 5 other corpmates sitting in the station letting him die. Two of them came to help, a Omen and a Drake, the Omen warped out in structure (This corp loves WCS), and the Drake redocked.

Wait till you see the next story with these guys as the featured act. I think it will be entertaining. :)

Privateer·

Nice story

I remember when you guys were flying with us was a lot of fun.

But like you say - we wardec anything so we have to dec ex alliance mates to :-(

And yeah we got a lot more pilots then we used to and can pull gangs together of 50 peeps so no shame in losing a few ships

Keep it up

freaky·

Thanks, we don't take it personally that you guys dec'd us.

I am a bit disappointed some of your corps are stat padding by not posting lossmails, only killmails.

Good thing I have a char in Privateers to post them for me. :)

stupid turdlings·

yeah lol, there are some sad people in there, lets see, theres nexa and her corp, and thats about it. Its not surprising but still pretty hard to imagine people that are so egotistical they continue to be douches and believe their shit doesnt stink. kind of like hitler. you're not a nazi are you nexa?


but then again, there'll always be people who use words and actions to piss people off in order to select certain replies and grief those people to hell and back citing the particular replies as good excuse to do so. selective memory to act like tards. its all very nice self aggrandizing propoganda, ms. delusional. you need some meds.

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