Okay. For todays DT fun hour we present, EVE's most full of himself pirate.
So a -10.0 guy enters a channel where I usually hang out, just a few minutes before downtime. He starts by asking people why they dont say hello to a celebrity and how he makes so much money.
He counts the amount of visitors to his eve-forum threads and thinks of himself as a god.
Heck, I think he just acted like an eejit just to make it onto eve-pirate.com
The name of his is XXX:ed out, not going to give him even the pleasure to be noticed here on eve-pirate.com
At the end of the discussion a few seconds before servers go down he says "I'm not claiming to be best at everything!"
yet his own corporation title says "Undisputed king of eve"...
Since he entered a public channel, I'll post the discussion below. (Ingefära Magikern)
Just thought it was pretty amusing ^^
[10:45:44] Ingefära Magikern > good morning
[10:47:21] Ingefära Magikern > u know u should
say hello whne a celeb drops in:P
[10:48:10] Jamella Shavirq > yea who the fuck
are you
[10:48:24] Jamella Shavirq > never even heard of
you on pirate forums
[10:48:29] Ingefära Magikern > lol
[10:48:31] Jamella Shavirq > or eve forums
[10:48:33] Ingefära Magikern > can u read?
[10:49:02] Jamella Shavirq > your not that much
of a celeb if people dont even talk about you
[10:49:12] Ingefära Magikern > u really believe that
dont u
[10:49:17] Ander > Sorry Ginger, but I dont know
about you either.
[10:49:22] Ingefära Magikern > i ahvea thread
running atm that has been read by 2500 people
[10:49:30] Jamella Shavirq > riiiight
[10:49:32] Ingefära Magikern > thats how unknown
i am
[10:49:44] Ingefära Magikern > hehe
[10:49:48] Ander > Ginger: seriously
[10:49:51] Ingefära Magikern > no one knows me
[10:49:53] Ingefära Magikern > rofl
[10:49:59] Ander > I got over *censured* unique visitors
to my eve-pirate.com website
[10:50:05] Ander > over *censured* visitors to my
threads
[10:50:13] Ander > *censured* unique visitors to
eve-pirate.com this month
[10:50:15] Ingefära Magikern > yes i have been to
your site
[10:50:34] Ander > 2500 isnt that much, and the
only reason I say that is cause you went and
bragged about being a celeb
[10:50:45] Ander > even I with this many visitors
aint known by many in this vast universe
[10:50:45] Ingefära Magikern > i know:)
[10:50:50] Ingefära Magikern > im a big head
[10:51:07] Ingefära Magikern > i havnet been able
to join a channel for ages
[10:51:10] Jamella Shavirq > yes huge ego
[10:51:14] Ingefära Magikern > cause of something
they seem to ahve fixed now
[10:51:21] Ingefära Magikern > so i thought i would
look in here
[10:51:29] Jamella Shavirq > maybe you were
banned by ccp?
[10:51:29] Ingefära Magikern > thought im not really
a big fan of ore theives
[10:51:45] Ingefära Magikern > no i had this bug
where it always said u own 10 channels u cant won
anymore
[10:51:47] Ander > this channel isnt exclusively
for orethieves
[10:51:51] Jamella Shavirq > aww too bad this
channel is owned by one
[10:52:08] Ander > ore-thievery is a valid part of
gameplay
[10:52:12] Ingefära Magikern > well u welkcome to
block me if u dont like me
[10:52:12] Jamella Shavirq > heh yea i like the
fact that lots of pirates come here and chat
[10:52:17] Ingefära Magikern > yeah it dont really
bother me
[10:52:21] Ander > miners have the opinion of
not using jetcans
[10:52:25] Ingefära Magikern > i think its a bit lame
thats all
[10:52:29] Ingefära Magikern > yes very true
[10:52:39] Ingefära Magikern > they have option of
not jumpiong into systems where i am too
[10:52:40] Jamella Shavirq > its a way to force
fools to learn
[10:52:44] Ingefära Magikern > but they sure like a
whine dont they
[10:52:58] Ingefära Magikern > i got one guy atm
[10:53:17] Ingefära Magikern > he has been
isntructed by his corp ceo to camp my ssytem and tell
everyone that i am online gate camping
[10:53:33] Ingefära Magikern > he has alts at 3 of
the gates warning people
[10:53:37] Ingefära Magikern > its harrassment
really
[10:53:54] Jamella Shavirq > awww widdle gate
camper can't find a better spot
[10:54:06] Jamella Shavirq > stop greifing and
start pirating
[10:54:12] Ingefära Magikern > wel i can but here
is so good and hardly any oppo
[10:54:18] Ingefära Magikern > how can i pirate
[10:54:24] Ingefära Magikern > there is no belt
mining in this region
[10:54:36] Jamella Shavirq > go to a different
region -.-
[10:54:42] Ingefära Magikern > u know its difficukt
when ur as famous as i am
[10:54:55] Ingefära Magikern > as soon as i enter
a local every single person in that local runs for ss or
station
[10:55:06] Jamella Shavirq > excuses for greifing
from a guy with an ego, basically your full of shit
[10:55:13] Ingefära Magikern > lol
[10:55:17] Ingefära Magikern > u dont like me much
do u
[10:55:24] Ingefära Magikern > did i pod u
sometime?
[10:55:30] Jamella Shavirq > i don't like
egotistical people
[10:55:32] Jamella Shavirq > and no
[10:55:37] Ingefära Magikern > why is it greifing?
[10:55:42] Jamella Shavirq > i have no corpses
out in the galaxy
[10:55:45] Ingefära Magikern > surely ore theft is
more greifing
[10:55:56] Ingefära Magikern > they cant kill u back
can they
[10:56:00] Jamella Shavirq > more of an
educational tool actually
[10:56:07] Ingefära Magikern > im a target for every
wanna be in the game
[10:56:48] Ander > Sorry to break the news to
you.. but I really dont care.
[10:57:00] Jamella Shavirq > or so you prefer to
belive as it gives you a reason to think yourself
"cool"
[10:57:15] Jamella Shavirq > and add to the ego
[10:57:50] Ingefära Magikern > lol
[10:57:57] Ingefära Magikern > jealouisly wont get
u anywhere
[10:58:17] Ingefära Magikern > u should be
intelligent enough to take the opportunity to learn
from someoe like me
[10:58:21] Jamella Shavirq > so do you ever say
im "s0z 1337z0rz i ju5t k1ll3d y3r b4ttl3sh1p"? cause
you sound like that kind of person
[10:58:23] Ander > Ignorance is a bliss.
[10:58:30] Ingefära Magikern > nope
[10:58:38] Ingefära Magikern > i get hundreds of
hatemails
[10:58:46] Ingefära Magikern > but i dont respon to
them very often
[10:58:55] Jamella Shavirq > good for you
[10:59:04] Jamella Shavirq > can't even address
your fanclub
[10:59:08] Jamella Shavirq > sad
[10:59:09] Ingefära Magikern > why so hostile
ander?
[10:59:30] Ingefära Magikern > we r all in the same
business
[10:59:40] Jamella Shavirq > i dont think you two
are
[10:59:47] Ingefära Magikern > just cause u collect
a few ransoms dont mean shit
[11:00:00] Ingefära Magikern > i make far more
than any other pirate in the game
[11:00:05] Ingefära Magikern > but i dont brag
about it
[11:00:14] Ander > no no ^^ you dont brag at all
[11:00:15] Ingefära Magikern > most kills=most isk
[11:00:26] Jamella Shavirq > just cause you have
collected ransoms and have one doesn't make you a
good pirate
[11:00:38] Ingefära Magikern > why am i not a
good pirate then
[11:00:42] Jamella Shavirq > and you just
bragged :oshock awe your a liar too
[11:00:44] Ingefära Magikern > i ahve th most total
kills in the game
[11:00:52] Ingefära Magikern > the most pod kills
[11:00:57] Ingefära Magikern > the most solo bs
kills
[11:00:59] Jamella Shavirq > belive your ub3r all
you want
[11:01:03] Ingefära Magikern > i am the best
soloist
[11:01:06] Jamella Shavirq > your a sad excuse
for a pirate
[11:01:09] Ingefära Magikern > others r good at
other things
[11:01:12] Jamella Shavirq > dt, later
[11:01:17] Ingefära Magikern > i dotn claim to be
best at everyhting
[11:01:31] Ander > YOu just said you were the
king of piracy
[11:01:33] Ingefära Magikern > your attidude is
strange
[11:01:40] Ander > and your title says
"undisputed king of eve"
[11:01:49] Ander > high horses.. no no
3 Comments
Lord StarWolfer·
No idea who the guy is, but you really bragged as much as him:
Ander > I got over 300 unique visitors
on my eve-pirate.com website
Ander > over 3000 visitors to my
threads
To me with such statement, your as worse as the wannabe celeb. :/
Katamarino·
"[10:50:34] Ander > 2500 isnt that much, and the
only reason I say that is cause you went and
bragged about being a celeb"
Don't quote out of context, boy. Let me finish it off for you.
Ander·
Notice the fact I am using it as an argument. Just having readers doesnt make you famous.
"does not make me famous"
It's like saying. Even if I have thise humongous *snip* doesnt make me a good at sex automagically. (I know Ill get crap for this line someday)