Convoy Popper

SeditiousSpyke·

Greetings
this is my first posting hopefully out of many so i'll have to say hello to any that reads
and give out the complimentary "Im not so good at this" paragraph.
(note this was written while during the 3rd day of Eve TV During The Frege Match so i was bouncing back and forth)
(secondary edit note: Poor phantasm)


Cleared for publication by: Ander
Rest of story moved to extended body.

There now thats thats done i will begin we all know what its like flying through our respective empire hotspots rens, amarr, jita and that gallente one whos name i cant remember So bouncing around amarr using an apoc setup against a willing passive tanked Mega to test my damge output, then having a younger pilot ask rather openly in local for a duel so bouncing over to the caldari station in system to grab my Tristan (cunningly named "susprise") On moving upto the station to dock i notice a large number of wrecks from a single corp, on closer inspection and shwo info clik i find it belongs to one pilot close by currently looting them down in a maller. The convoys we all see in eve are easy targets to take and to make small to large amounts of money if you know how to sell the goods or where. For instance there was a massive need for hydro batteries. The only bad point of killing the convoys is the bad standings each convoy ship killed can cause you, harming your chances of being able to get money from said corps via the agents. Roleplaying people find this fun, i for one find it hilarious to pop matari convoys in Matar Space loot the goods and sell it back to them. So this pilot is a Khanid Pilot destroying convoys from the emperor station.... not smart but meh who am i to complain? free loot if i can nick it or a free target if he takes the bait! Dropping my apoc off for a tristan (Why the hell would a pilot younger then me engage me?? Cruiser vs Elder Pilots BS not smart) my tristan being already setup for pvp against other frigates at close range i undock (scotty makes me wait for 40 seconds overall) and rip over to a wreck opposite to the lines of wrecks he's clearing up, i rip the good across into a spare can and wait, he warps off so i thinking thats it done or he getting a better ship warp off to a Safespot and rip over the second set of wrecks only to find the maller where i was moments ago and a fast approaching my Can! Luckily im a fan of eve pirate and i know just what to do! The can is far enough away for a insta warp so i jump to it, lock the maller and hit "Orbit" at this point i becomes clear to me the pilots not that bright, hes fitted with beams and he's let me get in under 20km 14km (My range for multispec med beams) and at 12 he shoots at me all guns at once my sheilds flash down to 35% and i panic as you would in a frigate but im in under 10km! so the webber snaps on and then the warpscram, as i hit my tight orbit the damage stops im lashing out with 2 blasters and 2 missles now, got this guy utterly pinned down the blood is pounding I Mean REALLY pounding, that first salvo almost stripped me down to my tank and thats not good. but after a while it becomes clear im good, orbiting chewing this guy down, then i notice one big fact.... he sheild tanking, yep that is definatly the tell tale flash of a sheild tank. Im roaring my laughter into local before i hit the convo button and demand a ransom of 4mill its only a maller after all i get a lovely reply filled with obscenties and refferances to genitals before his guns start to rip at me again and so i blast that lovely little ship of his into strips. A healthy Blue flash ahhh i love this game pity... i forgot to launch my t2 drone...... DOH! hahaha oh well 8 free wrecks and all that lovely convoy loot without any bad standings Ty To that pilot all his lovely free loot and all those wrecks a salavaged KillMail Below i Omit my own chars name and his because well it might make things to Personal 2007.09.02 14:46 Victim: M****** K** Alliance: NONE Corp: Ministry of War Destroyed: Maller System: Amarr Security: 1.0 Involved parties: Name: K** S***** (laid the final blow) Security: 0.4 Alliance: NONE Corp: Imperial Academy Ship: Tristan Weapon: Modal Light Neutron Particle Accelerator I Name: Courier / Theology Council Destroyed items: Heavy Modal Laser I 10MN Afterburner I Reactor Control Unit I Medium Shield Booster I Cap Recharger I Heavy Modal Laser I Multifrequency M Multifrequency M

11 Comments

Equium Duo·

Nice kill, hopefully this will be the first of many stories.

SeditiousSpyke·

yeah i got a few in snych waiting to come through, adners only just got to it xD

Hale Stone·

Great story, i love people like that

Kallyndra Nai·

Shield tank on a Maller. :( :( :(

Krysta Gemme·

Good first timer story, but don't omit your name. You aren't a ninja, you're a pirate. >:)

B·

This has been on the front page a week, can someone correct that spelling error?

flashfresh·

Hi there.

Please post the convo between you and pilot here if you can - no wall of text however, try and edit it. Most of the readers here in E-P love the convo after a mugging.

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Mazare Mircea·

Are you cycling the stories ?
I remember reading this one some time ago, and there are some 1 month old comments here.

B·

It's a nice story and all, but we really don't need to see it again. If any stories deserve to be cycled back through, they're the Nexa ones.

Agio·

That happened to me before too. If the story gets edited, it's bumped to the front page again. I think somebody mentioned a spelling mistake :)

B·

Well, someone corrected the spelling of "have," but, personally, if I was going to edit it, I would have gone through and corrected all the rest of the grammar mistakes.

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