Damn The Smartbombs!

I logged into eve about..... 4 hours before i wrote this, scooped up the new items i can feild thanks to a skill train via all the day spent at college

(you know theres soemthing wrong when you wake up at 6:45am and the first thing you do is change an eve skill)

and head on over to Amayy my usual hotspot, see if i can find some of my regular pals, instead i find a Privateer egnaging a domi about 100km off a gate yet right ontop of a secure can,
alrighty then its possible to warp to via bookmark is it worth it?

i zoom in my camera manually and here the distinctive sound of a smartbomb
smartbombs.... in high sec... thats begging for a concord-donk
bookmarking the can i swing out to the nearest moon and then slap bang land on the secure can with the domi fishtailing around my Arbi
hitting the ab i power over the ishtar Privateer agressor with smartbomb

I note that the point fo the smartbomb was to kill the t2 ogres attacking from then -pause-
wait that alliance ticker says "OHGOD" Goon!!!!!

i like to think of myself as a partial goon in the making so im defintatly willing to help this guy out
the Ishatar hits MWD and arses around for a bit as a blckbird flows in, the two ships steadly chew at the Domi bee till the Goon primarys the blackbird and sends it flying with barely any sheilds

The ishtar pilot is next, but since hes dis-engaged the smartie im just a flying peice of scenery here, so i hit launch for my lovely new target painter drones, the ishatar hits mwd again and bursts away, but now the Domi has warriors ii's on him as well and our drones look almost the same, as the MWD burst ends the Ishatr pilot rides into me

Yep thats right while smartbombing he flows into my flight path, bashes me and 2 drones
ohh yes
"CONCORD!" i scream in local as my drones emmediatly raise the already MASSIVE sig radia on this sucker,
byt this time the blackbirds come back, a crow has joined in on the domi an theres a APOC from some other random corp fast approaching.

This Ishatr pilot explodes
no curses or screaming just dies, and i get to nab a lot of loot
T2 interia stabs
Faction medium Smartie
Faction Ammo
T2 Guns

all excellent.

Of course since the blackbird is PRIV as well i think he'll have a shot at me he sure as hell wont take that domi

So i turn and make straight for the nearest exit, stage left =P
feeling fine, i concordonked a HAC faction fitted and saved a Domi Bee

minutes later a convo opens from the GOON pilot who promptly bluntly states he wouldnt have survived without me, im welcome to the loot (killmail must have been his) and that i cost The Privateers well over 200mill in assests

^.^

Very nice work thats one more War Dec they cant make, one more blow to the gits who changed the Eve war dec scheme with war spams and my first HAC kill though admittedly all i did was make it easier to hit

;)

In other notes i played with an Maller pilot for a while in order to test a Jammer drone setup
refitted to fight and came back vespas flying

when an agressor tells you the rules and you dont listen then what can one do?

*Pop*

Poor Noob ah well i did warn him
p.s. Dont smartbomb In Highsec!!!!

Cleared for publication by: Ander