Quickly bored of losing sec status, I recently decided to make a trip through some 0.0 space down in the south. Not paying attention to where I was, I made my way for the closest 0.0 system on MAP. Docked in the last system before I headed into Nullsec, and changed some fittings around, cloaks etc, and I'm ready.
First jump, fully expecting a camp I find an empty system. Disappointed, I continue towards the system I chose with the most pilots. A few more jumps, and scanner shows a Myrmidon ratting. I break from my travel, warp my recon into his belt. Watching him rat, I notice he has t1 drones, so I decide it will be no trouble. Uncloak, lock/scramble and keep it at 20KM distance. In warps the rapier, damps/webs, and hes quickly space dust.
Next system completely empty again, saddened I continue on.
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My own personal campaign in the south.
The very next system has 3 people in it, 2 of which are chatting avidly in local about how the ratting is good. A deimos pilot mentions he's recently lost his last battleship, and hopes to not lose the deimos. So, since I'm a nice fellow, I start scanning. I see another Myrmidon ratting (a popular ship aparently), but move on... I want the deimos. There he is! I warp in, wait till I'm sure he has aggression from all 3 of the rats in belt (1 battleship). This time I move in close, gotta use the nos/neuts for this one. Get to around 5KM of him, jump in the alt and begin warp. BTW, the entire time, they've still been chatting about the ratting, fittings, etc. Uncloak, tackle it, and turn on nos/neuts... Out with the drones, and he literally MELTS. I barely got my alt's ship in on kill. Loot the can, JACKPOT 2 EANM II's, couple reppers, and guns... All t2. Happy, I align both ships to the next gate, and the myrmidon decides he wants some. Abort warp, lock, damp, and tackle. He got his drones on my pilgrim... I had to abandon the fight at about 1/4 of his armor, as I couldnt tank 5 t2 heavy drones. None the less, I'm happy with my kill and loot, and ready to move on. As I warp to the next gate, the myrmidon pilots decides to call me a pussy, and the deimos pilot mentions something about only being able to kill him because he had no cap... I actually responded to this, with: "A cap draining ship killed your cap?!?!". I laugh off the smack, every alliance/corp has shit talkers. As I jump into the next system, I see there is 6 people.. Could this be trouble? Have they called in the troops?
NOPE! Its a mining op. Same alliance as the previous targets, aparently they dont talk on comms or communicate in the least. I find a mackinaw, with a myrmidon tanking the spawns in an ice field... Quickly find the closest piece of ice, and start warp. In comes the alt. Tackle the mackinaw, and put damage on the myrmidon. Instead of fleeing, he attempts to fight. I think this means there is trouble incoming, so start frantically checking scanner... NOTHING. Myrmidon dies, without a point on it... Mackinaw quickly follows suite.
I then decide I've had enough fun in this area, and should check some other space before they get a fleet together... So I check map, find a new route and start flying. I then enter a system with a small camp, mostly hacs, and an absolution (6 pilots in total). But i notice there is 20 people in local. So, somewhat scared I hit a safe, and leave my alt safe'd in the previous system.
Suddenly local erupts, with more smack talk then even I dish out. Curious, I actually read it... Its the ceo, and a couple of his corp mates. I notice they're in the same alliance as the people I've killed. They mention me being a pussy, and only fighting 2v1, etc etc. I dont take kindly to smack talk... I alerted him, I was just passing through, and if he'd kindly shut his trap, I'd do so quickly and he wouldnt see any more of me. He decides to continue the smack, enraging me and my alt!
So my campaign versus CVA Alliance begins....
In this system, while they're camping both gates with 8-10 people, I get bored, and start scanning... Theres a raven ratting. I go in, and pop him with my Pilgrim, and warp out... Amazed that nothing came to assist him, afterall it wasnt a short fight, I hit a new safe. My girlfriend wants attention, so I hit a safe, and go afk.
I come back to more smack being thrown in local, but consider it an honor, to have 20 people camping me whilst I'm afk for over an hour. And go away from keys again, since they're still around. When I finally come back, they're mostly gone, and I start looking over map. Plan a small trip, to see how many of them I can find (I'm no longer leaving this area:-D).
In that day, I killed 17 of them... Either ratting, or traveling around...
Prophecy, Myrmidon, Ferox, Mackinaw, Kestrel, Drake, Deimos, Nemesis, Vexor, Moa, Myrmidon, Occator, Raven, Raven, Megathron, Dominix, Vagabond....
All that, cause one person couldnt be humble, and shut his mouth... Anyway, this campaign is just beginning, I'll update if anything exciting happens, or I'll just update the numbers this reaches. I have a feeling I wont be leaving the region till 100 ships have been killed... Just sounds like a nice round number.
Before people start smacking me for being cocky. I know I'm cocky, I'm the best ever! Joking aside, I just realize the force a single person, with an alt can have against an alliance that sucks at response, and support... So I'm going to take advantage of it. If anyone wishes to join this slaughter, feel free to leave a comment, and I'll contact you in game.
17 Comments
busy enough as it is in my own neck of the woods but you seem to know what your doing with the pilgrim and having just bought one im having trouble deciding on fittings. If you could contact me in game with any advice id appreciate it as its a nice ship.
hehe, nice work, i would help ya, seeing as i just got cloaking skill, but my clients having issues....
Taken a short break from bothering with them... Tally so far, is 64 ships killed, 3 ships lost.... Will continue my campaign after a small matter is resolved up in empire.
dude
if you can kill all of these ships
(Prophecy, Myrmidon, Ferox, Mackinaw, Kestrel, Drake, Deimos, Nemesis, Vexor, Moa, Myrmidon, Occator, Raven, Raven, Megathron, Dominix, Vagabond....)
in a NRDS zone owned by CVA
you deserve to be fucking cocky about it
pity i was thinking about going down there to rat some 0.0 spawns but i wont now when i see your name xD
Excellent work!
Hey man, love the post. Those CVA guys can be a real pain in the ass. If you want to go kill those assholes, give me a line (Xanth Meridian) and I'll send in my Curse and Zealot.
Later man,
X
Holc fuck you dude rock. LOL good job!!!
CVA, blobbing, never!
I fought these guys alot and their answer to everything is numbers.
Surprised to see them Smacktalk though, the alliance is suppose to not tolerate that sort of thing.
Good hunting.
Hey bro, I'd love to come along with you soemtime lol, sounds like a blast :) Am a vaga pilot, but currently without a vaga -_-. Workin on that :)Throw me an eve mail mate!
I want to see proof.
CVA does not smack in local and if their members did theyd repremand them to hell and back.
Secondly I live in Providence and I have not seen your name about... Sadly enough you do not seem to be the celeb u make urself out to be.
The guys you probably ganked and who smacked back are probably CVA friendly corps (or residents of provi...)
And if CVA actually would have bothered huntin you down you would have been space dust. They are hard as nails. I suggest you do some research on the forums or Wikipedia before you come to premature conclusions.
And by the way, please do come back to provi. We are an antipirate corp and if you're so good as you make yourself out to be it would be an honor and a challenge to snag yr pod :P
You haven't seen my posting name, that as far as I know doesn't even exist in eve, in providence?!?! You are right!!! I MUST BE FULL OF SHIT!
I'd also like to point out, of the 3 ships, none were pods. I havent been podded in months, and I highly doubt you'd be the one to do it... I'd also like to point out, before you start talking shit about me not posting with my eve-user name... You didnt either. That is all, get bent...
Yours truly,
Arigorn
^ what he said....
I didnt flame about u not using ur eve username, and funny enough, the nickname I use here is very much the same to my ingame name... LEARN TO READ ASSCLOWN! Theres a few pirates that have celeb. status in provi and if this isnt your ingame name you might actually be one of them, however I doubt you would have posted this piece of shit on this forum if that was the case, most of the pirates of reknown out there are 2003 players and actually have respect for CVA even though they are sworn enemies.
Them smacktalking the hell out of you is highly unlikely and so far I have seen no evidence of any chatlogs with ingame names linking this smack to CVA.
The only thing you might expect from them remotely related to smack is some roleplaying stuff in local, like "for the emperor" or "die pirate scum!"
Secondly your post is bullshit and apparently you have no concept what CVA is about and is able to do. With their approximately 600 members they are able to hold alot of space and better alot of larger foes...
Ganking ratters in Providence is easy as hell, as most of the non-CVA folks that come in there have a false sense of security, as soon as your character gets added to the KOS list you'll see ur kills dropping in no time as people will either safespot or form gangs when they see the red minus next to your names.
And losing your pod in 0.0 is easy as hell buddy, 1 bubble on your exploding wreck and its over.
So Proof or STFU!
(the "that's all, get bent comment!" is so cute! awwww...)
... ooook, anyway.....
Lol, Rosie, I hereby award u with the golden dick for being the forum troll of the day! (clap clap clap! audience applauds...)
Get on COAD and join in on the Goonswarm spam...
Yeah, sounds alot of fun, throw me an eve-mail and I'll tag along.
hey ABC, why not use your IG name? when you do, ill respect things you say a bit more