The Tale of two noobs

her i try to cajole into dueling with me and first words i hear from her are "No ways its pirate Friday!" smart girlie so several lvl4 mish's later i dump my bs and hunt out a Matar convoy for fun dont get a big one so im a bit dissapointed but ah well a newbie needs a hand in corp chat after a few moments hes 300k richer thanks to the giving of money to (shut-this-noob-the-hell-up-about-not-having-a-punisher) He hooks up with a Dessie pilot boasting about his 1k speed in a coercer I tip in and tell them of my favourite agent who borders on low sec and gives good money im invited along so i go ship out to my main hangar and hook into my Pre-fit level 1 "Surpise" meaning i'll leave gang at some point and blast the first one to take my loot (there is after all a warning) But alas i dont due to complications. if your sat a in a t1 fitted 500m ship and a coercer is sat next toy ou wiht 8guns killing things 30km off you tend to rethink the odds. We decide to do one last mission, this ones in low sec BINGO Formulating a plan as i spin around slowly in my pod, I reckon if i nos the destroyer while its busy with the rats and scram the punisher i can keep my cap up and get the Punisher pilot before switching Fate has other ideas the coercer pilot is 23km away by the time i get there ah well lock the punisher and spin over to my orbit, Nos, scram and 3 autocannons away. Takes me about 2 and half minutes to break his tank which was prodigious for a newb Mine holding quiet steadly at 89% during this, the coercer pilot thankfully hasnt noticed me But the rats have, ooops.... I snagg the 1st and probably easiest Kill of the day 2007.10.05 15:04 Victim: Jess Kong Alliance: NONE Corp: Imperial Academy Destroyed: Punisher System: Mai Security: 0.4 Involved parties: Name: K** S***** (laid the final blow) Security: 0.5 Alliance: NONE Corp: Imperial Academy Ship: Punisher Weapon: 200mm AutoCannon I Name: Blood Point Defense Battery / The Blood Raider Covenant Destroyed items: Dual Light Beam Laser I Dual Light Beam Laser I Small Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I Adaptive Nano Plating I Microwave S Microwave S Small Armor Repairer I Blood Raider Log 389314943 (Cargo) No screenie i apologise as i was experiencing lag and so zoomed out Next the coercer Pilot, he still hasnt noticed me i get to my optimal before even thinking about locking! Repeat Procedure, hes still busy with rats fine by me, at about 75% he realises whats going on spams "what're you doing" into low sec local and opens fire, there go my sheilds as anticipated (8 Small Dual Pulse lasers hurt) Tank holds. good greif, im approaching not orbiting, Id betetr hope this guy was lying about his 1km speed, thankfully the Nos Takes Care of that. His guns cease and he stalls for time as i ransom while still repping That gets him and instant death. At this point he calls me a "Dumb f''@#k" In local Not a good idea in Low Sec, i Have Security Status to burn! 2007.10.05 15:10 Victim: AdmiralRora Alliance: NONE Corp: Imperial Academy Destroyed: Coercer System: Mai Security: 0.4 Involved parties: Name: K** S***** (laid the final blow) Security: 0.5 Alliance: NONE Corp: Imperial Academy Ship: Punisher Weapon: 200mm AutoCannon I Name: Flameburst Light Missile / The Blood Raider Covenant Destroyed items: Dual Light Beam Laser I Radio S (Cargo) Radio S (Cargo) Radio S (Cargo) Gamma S Gamma S Gamma S Gamma S Radio S (Cargo) Small Armor Repairer II Damage Control II Small Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I Dual Light Beam Laser I Dual Light Beam Laser I Dual Light Beam Laser I Dual Light Beam Laser I 100mm Reinforced Crystalline Carbonide Plates I Amarr Battleship (Cargo) So the Pod gets locked down and my Ransom price triples, again he tries to stall for time Didnt learn? Oh well will now! 2007.10.05 15:14 Victim: AdmiralRora Alliance: NONE Corp: Imperial Academy Destroyed: Capsule System: Mai Security: 0.4 Involved parties: Name: K** S***** (laid the final blow) Security: -0.8 Alliance: NONE Corp: Imperial Academy Ship: Punisher Weapon: 200mm AutoCannon I what i found funny was the comments into newbie corp he was making later on, so i setup a nice little screenie both to show that, my new hood ornament, and the loot i gained. after note: the onyl good thing i got was a t2 Overdrive which can be seen i hope in the cargo bay i really did expect to lose to thise 2 ships because this ship was pre-fit after the NOS nerf as my Punisher counter, mostly it has higher cap rates in order to hold down a target, as i have crap autocannon skills but apparently.... it does ok ;)