Giving into my inner yarr

I was to be met by over twenty belts, all screaming their woes as monstrous machines destroyed their daughters. This could be tolerated no longer! A quick warp away and I find a machination carelessly depositing his slaughter in a jettisoned can. "I will stop your evil deeds!" I scream, as I cleverely swap his ore into a can of my own(even more cleverely named after his). I await my prey, and YES she bites. The beasts mule falls into my clever trap:
2007.12.16 09:50:00

Victim: ris----
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Federal Navy Academy
Destroyed: Iteron Mark IV
System: Tash-Murkon Prime
Security: 0.8
Damage Taken: 1509

Involved parties:

Name: Gerraine (laid the final blow)
Security: 1.6
Alliance: Skunk-Works
Corp: Dark Malice Inc
Ship: Hurricane
Weapon: 425mm AutoCannon II
Damage Done: 1509

Destroyed items:

Expanded Cargohold II
Veldspar, Qty: 51 (Cargo)
Massive Scordite, Qty: 2807 (Cargo)
Miner II
1MN Afterburner I
Expanded Cargohold I
Beta Hull Mod Expanded Cargo
Civilian Shield Booster I

Dropped items:

Condensed Scordite, Qty: 11178 (Cargo)
1MN Afterburner I
Pyroxeres, Qty: 2316 (Cargo)
Giant Secure Container (Cargo)
Massive Scordite, Qty: 14829 (In Container)
Veldspar, Qty: 16756


Horay for liberaters everywhere! But could I chance catch the kingpin of this operation? Alil bait and wait...and behold!
2007.12.16 10:07:00

Victim: Ris---
Alliance: Brotherhood Of Steel
Corp: Net 7
Destroyed: Retriever
System: Tash-Murkon Prime
Security: 0.8
Damage Taken: 2104

Involved parties:

Name: Gerraine (laid the final blow)
Security: 1.6
Alliance: Skunk-Works
Corp: Dark Malice Inc
Ship: Hurricane
Weapon: 425mm AutoCannon II
Damage Done: 2104

Destroyed items:

Strip Miner I, Qty: 2
Survey Scanner I
Mining Laser Upgrade I

Dropped items:

Nanoelectrical Co-Processor I


Oh noble youth, how your crimes have caught up to you! Unfortunate for my noble crusade, the eve server decides to close for maintence. Three hours later Im back to policing the crimes commited by careless criminals.
My scanners detect a lone Procuror carelessly jettisoning his murder, practically begging for my swift justice. A quick can-flip however, brings no remorse apon the miner but a fellow corpmate piloting a rifter. Oh little Rifter, cant you see the harm you support? This travesty must not continue! My pleas are ignored as another pilot joins us. A Drake? A drake oh my! Have I been lulled into a trap? The pew pew comences. My noble autocannons spew their Republic Fleet issued EMP rounds while the medium Capacitor destabilizers and webifier make the rifter pilot easy game for destruction:
2007.12.16 13:31:00

Victim: MiG-----
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Forge Heavy Industries
Destroyed: Rifter
System: Tash-Murkon Prime
Security: 0.8
Damage Taken: 2002

Involved parties:

Name: Gerraine (laid the final blow)
Security: 1.6
Alliance: Skunk-Works
Corp: Dark Malice Inc
Ship: Hurricane
Weapon: 425mm AutoCannon II
Damage Done: 1979

Name: Sansha's Servant / True Power
Damage Done: 23

Destroyed items:

Gremlin Rocket, Qty: 500 (Cargo)
200mm Light Gallium I Machine Gun
Foxfire Rocket, Qty: 469 (Cargo)
Phased Plasma S, Qty: 4486 (Cargo)
'Langour' Drive Disruptor I
Phalanx Rocket, Qty: 28
Phalanx Rocket, Qty: 406 (Cargo)
Phased Plasma S, Qty: 68
1MN Afterburner II
OE-5200 Rocket Launcher

Dropped items:

Damage Control I
200mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I
200mm Light Gallium I Machine Gun, Qty: 2
Thorium Charge S, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Fleeting Progressive Warp Scrambler I
Phased Plasma S, Qty: 136
Small Armor Repairer II

Oh the horror, will the combined might of three tech2 gyrostabs enable me to break the monster tank a drake can mount? An epic battle ensues in which but one can emerge the victor:

2007.12.16 13:35:00

Victim: bugs---
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Forge Heavy Industries
Destroyed: Drake
System: Tash-Murkon Prime
Security: 0.8
Damage Taken: 38837

Involved parties:

Name: Gerraine (laid the final blow)
Security: 1.6
Alliance: Skunk-Works
Corp: Dark Malice Inc
Ship: Hurricane
Weapon: 425mm AutoCannon II
Damage Done: 38837

Destroyed items:

Ballistic Control System I
Advanced 'Limos' Heavy Missile Bay I, Qty: 4
Thunderbolt Heavy Missile, Qty: 35
Widowmaker Heavy Missile, Qty: 3723 (Cargo)
Magnetic Scattering Amplifier II
Shield Power Relay II, Qty: 3
J5b Phased Prototype Warp Inhibitor I
Core Defence Field Purger I, Qty: 3

Dropped items:

Advanced 'Limos' Heavy Missile Bay I, Qty: 3
Scourge Heavy Missile, Qty: 1273 (Cargo)
Thunderbolt Heavy Missile, Qty: 43
Heat Dissipation Amplifier II
Magnetic Scattering Amplifier II
Kinetic Deflection Amplifier II
Prototype Cloaking Device I
Large Shield Extender II
Thunderbolt Heavy Missile, Qty: 6504 (Cargo)

A battle even the gods will admire! Intense as my armor slowly depleted, the yummy shell of my structure showed as I brought my opponent down. The rewards however, more than paid the bill.
Exhaustion began its plague however, and sleep overtook me soon after as I dreamed sweet lullabyes of veldspar in my head.

Apon awaking, I found my cause renewed. Justice will be served I commented to myself. A quick warp to planet VI found myself being locked by another Hurricane! What is this? Have I become wanted in some fashion? A quick request for a 1v1 is granted and we began to tango. We exchanged short range volleys, his Hail ammo against my blessed Republic Fleet rounds. Unfortunate for my opponent, I was packing my ECM drones this round, and he would never damage me past my shields:
2007.12.16 21:07:00

Victim: Atlanticpyro
Alliance: NONE
Corp: The Space BorderLine
Destroyed: Hurricane
System: Tash-Murkon Prime
Security: 0.8
Damage Taken: 17714

Involved parties:

Name: Gerraine (laid the final blow)
Security: 1.6
Alliance: Skunk-Works
Corp: Dark Malice Inc
Ship: Hurricane
Weapon: 425mm AutoCannon II
Damage Done: 17714

Destroyed items:

Torrent Assault Missile, Qty: 44
Hail M, Qty: 102
Damage Control II
Warp Disruptor II
Torrent Assault Missile, Qty: 399 (Cargo)
Medium Capacitor Booster II
X5 Prototype I Engine Enervator
Hammerhead II (Drone Bay)
'Malkuth' Heavy Assault Missile Launcher I
425mm AutoCannon II, Qty: 3
Radioisotope Explosive Hardener I

Dropped items:

Medium Inefficient Armor Repair Unit
Torrent Assault Missile, Qty: 44
Hail M, Qty: 204
Y-S8 Hydrocarbon I Afterburners
Cap Booster 800, Qty: 9 (Cargo)
Hammerhead II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Medium I-a Polarized Armor Regenerator
N-Type Kinetic Hardener I
'Malkuth' Heavy Assault Missile Launcher I
Hail M, Qty: 3399 (Cargo)
425mm AutoCannon II, Qty: 3
N-Type Thermic Hardener I

Laurels apon my head! Another Victory for the cause! This is all I have to regale you with for now, but more is to come and next time Ill include chat text and screenshots, I promise :) Safe flying to all