1st and 2nd Bounty's - and a real beut

Okay im what you might call a griefer, as in I flip cans in high sec for the fun of the kill. Mainly I stick to the SAK STI systems as they are some of the most prolific can mining systems I have found. The other thing I do is use an Ibis, yes thats right a noobship. Not only has this given me great fun but miners see the little ol nubship and think "he cant hurt me can he". So to the story..... This one fine night im happily belt hopping around Toad and I see a Ossie and hauler combo. Sat there is that juiciest of prizes the Giant Secure Container, so I just have to have a look. Yup sure enough 3900m3 of veld for me! As soon as I flip it i get the private convo request.... names blocked to protect the stupid XXXX > Why did you do that? Destalis > erm because i can At which point the ossie dumps a jetcan of stuff. Hmm its full of veld, well I cant let that sit there all night can I? Suddenly the hauler and the ossie start the wonderful red flashing trick and I smile. XXXX > now what are you gonna do then? I sit there for a minute or two and the hauler jumps back to the station, 500m orbit lock and point on the ossie. Shield go down after 2 minutes, armour goes after 3.... XXXX > stop it or ill get my carrier and kill you <<< 5 month old character :) at which point i miss the ossie going pop because im in a fit of laughter - couple of miner 2s but nothing much to talk about. So i sit there for a bit and as the timer hits 2 minutes in comes a - blackbird? Destalis > thats not a carrier is it? So orbit lock and point and fire, cant quite break his tank but the idiot had rails and no missiles so he cant hit me Destalis > listen mate, you cant hurt me and i can hold you here all night if i had too Destalis > how about you pay me 2 million isk and i let you go Destalis > i have got a corpmate in soba in a raven >>> her hum no i didnt :) XXXX > if i pay can i have the ore back? Destalis > sure So i wait and sure enough the wallet flashes 2 million higher. Destalis > Okay im unlocking now And as soon as I did he was off to the station, and I shot down the remaining jetcans, one must be tidy you know :) Later that same evening i ran into a near identical situation except this time it was a hulk. I flip the can and wait and lo and behold the hulk starts flashing. Orbit, lock , point and fire!!! Expecting to die from the torrent of light drones coming from the hulks bays I am really suprised to see none. Quick character check shows him to be 6 months old, so im very much wth? Not really damaging him so i go for the same trick.. private convo... Destalis > Okay mate Destalis > release fee it 80 million isk Destalis > otherwise you can wait here until i get my raven alt from sobaseki XXXX > why are you shooting at me and why cant i warp? Again fits of laughter, and as i try to reply he starts blurting russian into local, and as i cant be bothered to check it out i again ask him for the ransom but discounted a little. Destalis > okay i will take 65 million to let you get on with your business XXXX > 65 mil to go yes? Destalis > yes again more russian over local with no reply, and my wallet starts flashing - yes 65 million isk higher :) Destalis > thank you for that im breaking lock now XXXX > you will die to me I break lock and having something to celebrate dock up and grab a beer!! Fitting - Ibis - 2x Light Neutron Blaster 1 1x Warp Scrambler 1 1x Reactor Control 1 - Total Cost 12.5k Cleared for publication by: Ander