My days as a carebear.. how i failed at it.

Bunnehrawr·
So, a little back story as im a new poster on this site. Im currently sat on about 18mil sp, 17 months into eve, its going extremely well and im a happy bunneh. I currently occupy the tash-murkon region with [TRAPS] =] But after some long wt camps and generally dullness for me "being gmt i seem to miss alooot of the fighting that goes on" i decided to go carebear for a little while.. make some iskies ,etc. So thats how my carebear career started :) about.. 16/17 days ago. Being a carebear i dust off my old mission hype,, and get grinding , it was going prettty well with the corp i joined "nice bunch, if a lil simple" but i fitted in okay. Now obviously my pvp side was open for them to ask about stuff.. really basic stuff "fittings ,etc" so within 2 weeks i was running a few pvp ops for them , lowsec roams that lark of pvp, which was ok ,, but everytime i had my alt mining all i could see was the orca and .. hulks .. TARGETS ! When i realised how insanely cruel it would be for me to make them part with their dearly beloved mining ships :O it just make me want to do it even more. Hence my planning started, the main issue was "how to kill them all during an op on my own" so straight away my hulk pilot got its t1.. dire drake out and learnt the skills for warp distrupters :) Instant 5 man tackler with 40km heavies, couldnt go wrong. So On Saturday the 17th of January .. i saw my chance . i was looking at the alliance calander and there it was, the magic words i had been waiting for . "Mining op - led by orminston" <-orca pilot} I jump onto vent at about 9gmt/eve time and get myself invited to the fleet :P which envolved asking for an invite seconds before starting to kill . I warped both accounts to belt / my main on the orca and the drake slapdash in the middle of the hulks "they were very spread out so sb's wouldnt have worked which i had origionally hoped to do" Drake locks down the five and starts pounding on a hulk/retriever while my main "hype" was concentrating on downing the orca. and well. vent got abit emotional which you can watch on :O this video i recorded =] Vent while popping Now baring in mind how upset these guys were i was pretty quickly banned from vent , but thanks to a blue "who will help out later" i managed to get ears into their vent under the name of a recruit in their pub channel =] Pretty much what i would have expected "waah waaah waah.. why waah " So i started to get bored and docked up , not realising that if i docked they could kick me :O so my bluey friend quickly told me to undock and hang around. an hour passes... nothing ... another hour.. nothing . Then to call came through [ 2009.01.17 23:26:00 ] ?????? > they are thinking of ganking you [ 2009.01.17 23:26:54 ] Bunnehrawr Rawr > nice [ 2009.01.17 23:26:57 ] Bunnehrawr Rawr > let them try [ 2009.01.17 23:26:59 ] Bunnehrawr Rawr > ill love that minutes later [ 2009.01.18 00:08:14 ] Bunnehrawr Rawr > :s [ 2009.01.18 00:13:32 ]????? > bunneh they are going to come after you [ 2009.01.18 00:13:35 ] ????? > :D [ 2009.01.18 00:14:18 ] Bunnehrawr Rawr > :O [ 2009.01.18 00:14:19 ] Bunnehrawr Rawr > what? [ 2009.01.18 00:14:20 ] Bunnehrawr Rawr > when [ 2009.01.18 00:14:23 ] ????? > soon [ 2009.01.18 00:14:24 ] ????? > one sec Thanks to fast info relay like this i managed to get them to come out 12man strong withh 1x cnr 1x mega 1x tempest .. and a 9 man blob of cruisers/frigates all orbiting at either 10km "out side blaster range" or hugging me .. so i couldnt do much To combat this i kept docking to swap out drones/ammo type and managed to rack up 21kills in total in the one night :) unfortuantly i missed any bs's other than a mining abbadon you see dieing at the end of that movie . But some of the funniest comments made were on the vent logs of my spying mate when they were raging about me . "Im gonna get MC to set him red" "Im going to put a post on eve-o forums to get other people to set him red AND convo every ceo of corps he joins" and some pretty funny bits too where someone is just hearing about this and his intial reaction was "wait... is this the 17 year old ???" .. i think he was shocked at how much one "17 year old" could mess up their perfect world. I do have alot of chat logs and 3 ventrillo logs :) so im just gonna throw up some of my favourite bits from them QUOTES OF THE ANGERED BEARS > 2009.01.17 23:03:41 ] Mr McClain > Buune, did you target my dearest Dragchain? [ 2009.01.17 23:04:34 ] Mr McClain > WTF! [ 2009.01.17 23:04:53 ] Bunnehrawr Rawr > hahaha [ 2009.01.17 23:04:55 ] Bunnehrawr Rawr > awww [ 2009.01.17 23:04:57 ] Bunnehrawr Rawr > why did you undock [ 2009.01.17 23:05:00 ] Bunnehrawr Rawr > silly billy [ 2009.01.17 23:05:10 ] Mr McClain > WTF IS GOING ON? The biggest idiot of them all Trace seirus [ 2009.01.18 01:21:41 ] Trace Seirus > hey bunny, i'm coming asshole [ 2009.01.18 01:21:47 ] Trace Seirus > get ready :) [ 2009.01.18 01:22:04 ] Trace Seirus > I got a drake too [ 2009.01.18 01:23:48 ] Lunas Whisper > Trace do not give away info .. a few mins later "must have heard vent not going so well" [ 2009.01.18 01:34:06 ] Trace Seirus > sorry guy's, can't make this fight....company just knocked at the door ahh but he does come back later asking for a 1vs1. [ 2009.01.18 01:54:23 ] Trace Seirus > hey bunny, i will meet you 1 on 1 if you got the balls [ 2009.01.18 01:54:32 ] Bunnehrawr Rawr > Sure [ 2009.01.18 01:54:43 ] Trace Seirus > leave your friends out of it [ 2009.01.18 01:55:16 ] Trace Seirus > what are you in fag and again [ 2009.01.18 01:58:44 ] Trace Seirus > yes i do still want a 1lvl1 with you [ 2009.01.18 01:58:49 ] Bunnehrawr Rawr > WOO [ 2009.01.18 01:58:54 ] Bunnehrawr Rawr > ill try to make this fairer [ 2009.01.18 01:58:57 ] Trace Seirus > but you are not a person of honer [ 2009.01.18 01:59:23 ] Trace Seirus > i said person, because i have a hard time calling you a MAN [ 2009.01.18 02:00:07 ] Trace Seirus > you owe me, for 1 osprey and 2 minerIIS now.. if this isnt a fool then i dont know who is [ 2009.01.18 02:00:44 ] Trace Seirus > prove to me you are a man of your word and i will meet you [ 2009.01.18 02:01:42 ] Trace Seirus > you have no honure [ 2009.01.18 02:03:18 ] Trace Seirus > but i'm not a chicken shit bastard that would shoot people for ne reason when they weren't expecting it [ 2009.01.18 02:03:29 ] Trace Seirus > i think that is called a coward there is alot more stuff lurking in my chat logs but i really dont have to will power to keep on writing this ,. sorry if its boring/ you just dont like me . This is my first post on Eve-pirate. and hopefully ill have many more to come :) ps. for giggles at the km's look at "Bunnehrawr Rawr" and "Bunnehrawress" on Battle clinic's killboard. the first 4/5 kills were bunnehrawress minus the orca.. everything else was Bunnehrawr Rawr.
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