It was getting late for where I live and the systems were thinning out as our prey docked for the night. Me and my fellow corpmate decided to go hunting for the late night ratter. Juan, my partner in crime, chimed out over teamspeak he had loads of activity in a system next door. I jumped in my ceptor to just check it out. Hmm... Tempest, Abaddon, Megathron, Mammoth, and Phoenix on scan. They appeared on scanner at a pos but the pos were seemingly devoid of any attachments. Sure enough, the pos was just being anchored, not online, no shields, no modules. Completely unprotected capital sitting at a moon!
Needless to say I burned the 166k towards the Phoenix, overloading my mwd to hit 10k. Unfortunately the phoenix warps off but the mega and abaddon stay. I rallied the troops in TS and they began the three jump journey. I landed and tackled the megathron, who decided to target paint me? The Abaddon engaged as well as I dart around like an annoying fly. I convo the Mega...
Mega Pilot > hi
Me > hey, you might want to run...
Mega Pilot . yeah why is that?
( local goes from 8 to 18 )
Mega Pilot > wow
Me > yeah.... yeah that's why.
The Abaddon hauls ass out of there as 10 battleships, command ships and battlecruisers land 10k off. The guy was so dumbfounded, he couldn't even reply to the pod ransom request. (Note: See end of story for kill-mails) Well now we had a predicament... a Dread Guristas Large Tower anchored, completely defenseless... and worth a lot of cash. My CEO pipes up "RANSOM! " so I convo the POS owners.
Me > hey bud, looks like your pos is taking a beating..
Me > Pay us 850 million isk and we will leave system asap, leaving you to go about as you wish with your new pos. I'd pay quick, there's bigger fish a'comin' and they have Much Bigger Teeth!
POS Owner > How about half now, half when you leave.
Me > fair enough, make my wallet flash and we'll begin aligning out.
So the wallet flashes, we make a break for the gate and jump out, with a few behind for funny business insurance. They were good sports, paid the other half as soon as system cleared and we went on our way. Well... apparently they felt safe enough to redeploy their dread because sure enough, half hour later, we find the tempest, new mega, abaddon and phoenix IN siege mode, killing another person's tower. Being pirates and opportunists, we can't just let this go so we head back over to pay a second visit.
Due to the 60 AU distance we had to warp, all the battleships got away, however... Siege mode does not always = win. We begin hammering on the capital, actually crushing it with a twin gank mega and curse combo. Convo goes up...
Me > hey again... you got until we drop a cyno to pay 1 billion isk or you will lose that phoenix.
No reply, wallet flashes and we pull out again. So that's 850million isk, and now 1 billion isk. Everyone made at least 100mill in the fleet thus far... not bad not bad. BUT WAIT! it gets better! My scout is still watching as they climb out of their little shells to attack the pos again. I convo the phoenix pilot back up to see if they need help.
Me > Hey I've been watching you shoot at that pos for awhile now, and it's really boring... but for a nominal fee, my corp. will suit up and help shoot at it with you, and also offer ecm, damp, neut and remote rep support incase other baddies try and bother you...
Phoenix pilot > lol how much?
Me > 1.5 bill buys you until downtime, at least 10 dps fit battleships with all the ewar support on standby.
Phoenix Pilot > ok I will pay. isk sending.
Wallet flashes... BAM, another 1.5 billion isk in our wallets. Everyone in fleet just got another 100 mill payout. We honor our word and arrive with a full fleet ready for pos siege within 10 minutes. I also made it clear to the Phoenix pilot that if Any of his friends try any funny business, any prior ransoms and agreements are null and they all will die ( plus we knew of another pos they had in system that would die as well ). Now... IDLE has its own code of honor for ransoms, 1v1's, etc. One being that a ransom is valid only until the ransomee or ransomer leave system. Once out of system, if they so choose to come back, ransoming again or killing is fair game. We make sure to explain this to anyone we ransom and make sure they are aware. Well apparently the phoenix pilot forgot....
Downtime rolls around and some of us head to bed. I was one of them but when I woke the next morning, I checked the killboard and found a phoenix kill, smack dab at the top of the list.
Apparently not only did the guy offer to jump out if we finished off the pos and hand us a capital, but my fellow pirates caught and ransomed his pod for 200mill! So let's recap... in one day of piracy... everyone online made about 200 mill. My corp. made roughly 700mill for new ships (that are handed to longtime members for free) so we managed to suck over 3.5 billion isk out of one corporation in a matter of hours.
Damage Report:
The unfortunate corp. Losses
Dread guristas POS ransom - 850 mill
Phoenix Ransom - 1 billion
Pod ransom - 200 mill
POS takedown help + defense - 1.5 billion
Megathron destroyed - roughly 150 mill
Mega pilot's pod - 50 mill in implants
Phoenix kill - 2.3 billion isk with fittings.
IDLE EMPIRE Losses
Keres - 14mill (lost to gate guns)
Kill-mails
2008.09.05 13:42:00
Victim: BennyRay Riddle
Corp: BMD
Alliance: NONE
Destroyed: Phoenix
System: Osaa
Security: 0.3
Damage Taken: 803440
Involved parties:
Name: Sax Tyr
Ship: Raven
Weapon: Bane Rage Torpedo
Damage Done: 238525
Name: hevskii
Ship: Raven
Weapon: Bane Rage Torpedo
Damage Done: 169099
Name: Malvorak (laid the final blow)
Ship: Armageddon
Weapon: Dual Heavy Modulated Pulse Energy Beam I
Damage Done: 145216
Name: Neill Kerry
Ship: Megathron Navy Issue
Weapon: Megathron Navy Issue
Damage Done: 122945
Name: slymansix
Ship: Hurricane
Weapon: Hurricane
Damage Done: 57195
Name: rowlandos
Ship: Curse
Weapon: Hammerhead II
Damage Done: 38766
Name: Mr Theron
Ship: Broadsword
Weapon: Broadsword
Damage Done: 31694
Name: Jarnobi
Ship: Cheetah
Weapon: Fleeting Warp Scrambler I
Damage Done: 0
Destroyed items:
Invulnerability Field II
Capital Shield Booster I
Co-Processor I
Photon Scattering Field II
Strontium Clathrates, Qty: 2602 (Cargo)
Thor Torpedo I, Qty: 1037 (Cargo)
Rift Torpedo I, Qty: 1000 (Cargo)
Ballistic Control System II, Qty: 2
Ogre I, Qty: 4 (Drone Bay)
Siege Module I
Heat Dissipation Field II
Thor Torpedo I, Qty: 45
Parallel Weapon Navigation Transmitter
Dropped items:
Citadel Torpedo Launcher I, Qty: 3
Ballistic Deflection Field II
Damage Control II
Photon Scattering Field II
Ballistic Control System II
Ogre I, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
2008.09.04 17:53:00
Victim: Chaos Lord
Corp: BMD
Alliance: NONE
Destroyed: Megathron
System: Osaa
Security: 0.3
Damage Taken: 27312
Involved parties:
Name: rowlandos (laid the final blow)
Ship: Abaddon
Weapon: Mega Pulse Laser II
Damage Done: 6640
Name: Commander Pug
Ship: Typhoon
Weapon: Typhoon
Damage Done: 5671
Name: Sax Tyr
Ship: Raven
Weapon: Mjolnir Rage Torpedo
Damage Done: 5400
Name: Bubbleboy
Ship: Raven
Weapon: Caldari Navy Cataclysm Cruise Missile
Damage Done: 2957
Name: Malvorak
Ship: Armageddon
Weapon: Armageddon
Damage Done: 2915
Name: Shuttleboy
Ship: Drake
Weapon: Caldari Navy Scourge Heavy Missile
Damage Done: 2357
Name: Sakanoue
Ship: Rokh
Weapon: Hammerhead I
Damage Done: 1037
Name: Tiresias Bishop
Ship: Harbinger
Weapon: Harbinger
Damage Done: 257
Name: Neill Kerry
Ship: Megathron Navy Issue
Weapon: Modal Mega Ion Particle Accelerator I
Damage Done: 78
Name: Kasundra
Ship: Hurricane
Weapon: Hurricane
Damage Done: 0
Name: Juan Ignacio
Ship: Scorpion
Weapon: 'Hypnos' Ion Field ECM I
Damage Done: 0
Name: Meat Missle
Ship: Stiletto
Weapon: Warp Disruptor II
Damage Done: 0
Name: calofery
Ship: Armageddon
Weapon: Armageddon
Damage Done: 0
Destroyed items:
Neutron Blaster Cannon II, Qty: 3
Armor Explosive Hardener II
Armor Kinetic Hardener II
Phased Weapon Navigation Array Generation Extron
Cap Recharger II, Qty: 2
Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 240
Capacitor Control Circuit I, Qty: 2
Large 'Regard' I Power Projector
Ogre I, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay)
Dropped items:
Neutron Blaster Cannon II, Qty: 4
Armor Thermic Hardener II
Damage Control II
Capacitor Power Relay II
Armor Explosive Hardener II
Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 12380 (Cargo)
Large Armor Repairer II
Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 320
Ogre I, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
100MN Afterburner II
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3 Comments
Anon·
Nice haul. Props.
sudoken·
Hahaha very nice, wish things like this would happen to me. But usually I get told to fuck off, or they cry wah wah my ship wah wah give me a new one wah wah. Oh yeah back to the story, gj guys keep it up :D
Evil Bear·
Too bad that story is just a waste of ones and zeros. Total Fiction. Get a life, get any life you wanna be tough guys.
Evil Bear